Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper (Feat. Snoop Dogg)

this is a hit

The difference between lil dicky and others is he won't pass from O.D

Can't believe this is 8 years already. Still feel like yesterday 🔥🔥🔥

If Snoop turns 60 he will be actually 11 dog years 😎

Me and my friends were walking around on shrooms and I just got enlightened, you know, and the reason I'm saying this is cause I was pissing and thought I could save someone by them reading this and if it isn't you then ggs of it is you understand imma stop now I love you just wanted to do this.

Damn bars

This is "Forget about Dre" adjusted for inflation 😂🎉❤

5 минут балдежа

i love dicky❤😂

Do y’all remember the Earth song well, actually, Snoop Dogg is also in it if you watch the whole video and wait until the credits he’s there he’s the marijuana plant❤❤❤❤

@Lil Dicky, who was the female that did the voice for Juanita?

Actually, I'll take some head...

licky licky on my dicky dicky (lil dicky type bar)

This was 8 years ago 🧍

Nailed it D. ❤

This is just on another level

He is now a professional actor :\

Dogg)

[Spoken:]
"Hello, how can I help you?"
"Hi, my name's Dave Burd. I have an appointment today.
It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually. I'm a... I'm a rapper, so..."
"Ok, and who are you here to see?"
"Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here "Snoop D-o-g-g"
"Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall. First door to your right. Give him a knock and he should be right with you"
"Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?"
"Mm-hmm"
"Thank you"

[Lil Dicky & Snoop Dogg:]
Grab a seat
Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
Let me just check your sheet
No problem, sir, let me just say
I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave
Let me start with your background
Where you come from?
Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
Before that
Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
Yeah
I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much
I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
Elaborate
Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad, I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
When you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps
Boo hoo what a hardship
How you paid to get the rap shit started?
Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass
Yeah, I guess
That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
Oh my God, it's the best
Bitches let me draw up on their breasts
Literally I can reinvent myself
I get a forum to project myself
It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
It's kinda healthy
Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
Sure
In a club and a couple niggas threaten you
Uh, I wouldn't do shit
And I don't even get what that got to do with this?
Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch
Nah, that's my niche
Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed
That's the target I'll hit
And that's the heart of my pitch
I wanna do this whole thing different
What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time
But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?
Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
You don't know if it could be working even better
And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
I don't mean any disrespect by that
I'm just saying I have a different background
Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

[Lil Dicky & Snoop Dogg:]
So what are your biggest strengths?
Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky
When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous
Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit in whatever cadence you bitches prefer
Alright, alright, I get it
Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (Go)
Got a long bottom bitch, call the hoe Neville (Whoa)
And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (Oh)
You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
And y'all been winning like Pistorius, there's no feet
Bro, I can go on and on
I'm taking over and they mad like father in laws
OK enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys
Well I don't know if they can run it like that
But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
What's that?
Well I can tell a story about my morning
Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
Like the 14 year old Topanga
Oh this shit like a joke to you?
I don't get it
Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual
Like it's a guy
So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
Real recognize real, right?
Yeah, I guess
So what you trying to do?
Five years from now, tell me bout the dude
Well, I don't care about the money
Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
I don't wanna leave the game the same
In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap
With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap
Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that anti-rap
Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
That shit sound pretty damn complex
I guess, I wanna be the best
I just wanna do it my way
And turn the whole game sideways
And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight
I ain't mad at that
Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
Just let me in and I'm a rap the plaques
And I ain't about to win them back to back
I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back
Til I stop rapping
You ain't even sold a damn album yet
True
That's a lot of talk from a wiley vet
Let alone a young rook nigga
You misread me
Nah this ain't a book nigga
Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg
No, you just fucking repetitive dawg
I get it, you trying to be better than all
But you ain't shit until cheddars involved
I get that I gotta prove myself
No shit you ain't done shit
But think about that though
Only doing this a couple of years
One tape and I'm like this?
This shit is aight for your first shit
But you don't know if it's your worst shit
You don't think finding out would be worth it?
It might be, it might not
But I'm a put your ass to work, kid
Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
What would you do for the hook for this song?
You want me to make a hook up right now?
Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?
Alright, uh, okay
Man do the hook
I'm bout to be professional
Homie, I'm professional
Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
Nigga, that shit is garbage man
Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there
Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through
Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
Right now?
Yeah
Sure

[Lil Dicky, Snoop Dogg & (Juanita):]
Dope. Juanita, bring some weed in here, please. Thank you
(You got it, Snoop. I'll be right there.)
Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman
Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?
Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so
Whatever. Thanks
(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed.)
Damn, that's some great looking weed. It's just so early
(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?)
D-Did you just say head?
(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)
I mean... Just feels like... A lot, right now
(Ok.)
But what kind of tea do you guys have?
(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, english breakfast...)
Actually, I'll take head
(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.

Most of modern rappers should learn from Lil Dicky, how to rap💪

tf happened to the guy

Efphata snoop.

Oh snap he from Cheltenham 7 minutes from Uptown Philly aww snap 🫰

After 8 yrs , still 🔥

Why’d they take the “I don’t mean any disrespect by that” part

[JEB3]

I've never been a fan of rap but listening to this and he made a valid point. I fuck with this

❤ loveeeeee

I like this vjdek

I like the way snoop asking?😁😁😂😜

I’m Jewish and I approve hehe😆😆😆😋

What happened to Lil Dicky after this ? HIs work after got really, really bad

I'll take the head I haven't had any since I was 20

From 2023

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Ima be a professional rapper!

Never been into rap, don't get what the F... they be saying, but this all came in..imagine it is a highly intelligent reflection of the ways in the business and what is needed or expected to make it big..enjoyed this and THANK YOU for producing..

best part is that it actually worked, this was unironically one of my gateway drugs into listening to rap

"Uhh.. I wouldn't do shit, and I don't even get why they gotta do a diss-" "shut the fuck up👹👹👹"

God damn, still coming back after 8 years. This. Is. Amazing

IM SO CONFUSED IF HE SAYS THE N WORD IN THIS SONG OR NOT

Man real talk shit really dope dude call witham lyrics

Anyone wondering, lil Dicky wrote his verses and wrote Snoops responses. Then he paid Snoop to lay down the tracks, and still had to give Snoop final approval before he could release the video; if Snoop had an issue with any manner in which his image was disseminated, it’s back to the drawing board for lil Dicky.

Where TF is this guy at nowadays? 😭😭

Waarom doet dit me denken aan lil dicky en snoopdog

So Snoop is just cool with HIS secretary blowing little Dicky in his office during a job interview!..Snoop wouldn't want to watch that when he's smoking a blunt i wouldn't think.

Crazy Production

Wonder why they call him Little dicky he has a little dick

Wow! Great job!