Everyone Is Just 2 Bad Days Away From Losing It. Ryan Dalton - Full Special

If half of your pizza turns out to be an icecube.😂

Those “Grandpa jokes” were absolutely AWFUL! They weren’t the least bit funny! Oh, & you’re right, I DIDN’T laugh! But it certainly wasn’t because of your grandpa jokes! It was because you are NOT funny! I mean, maybe some of you jokes could be funny, but idk? You spent SOOO much time on those awful ‘so called’ “Grandpa” jokes! They were overly long, not funny, offensive & just unnecessary! I don’t mean to sound rude & cruel, but this was truly AWFUL! DryBar Comedy usually has really great comedy presented by high quality comedians! But I think they dropped the ball this time around! What a Bummer!
Wah, Wah, WAAAHHH !!!

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just paid $280 for Spirit Airlines to fly my daughter from San Diego to Sacramento. I am experiencing murderous rage after this routine but he is hilarious. HILARRRRRRRRRRIOUS!!!

Those people at the party weren't trying to weaponize your dog, they were trying to kill him. One fat meal can give a dog pancreatitis, which can kill him.

Pizza Hut just changed their dough. Now Little Cesar's Pizza is better. Get the double cheese, double pep or sausage for 7.99 and it tastes like good cardboard. Like the 80's. I miss when it was a flat board and you got 2 pizzas. Whether you order 1 or 2, it was the same price. Miss the original Little Cesar's.

Good Urban Mass Transportation Administration Money

FIRST TIME I SAW RYAN DALTON; HE'S FUNNY.. UNIQUE MATERIAL° THUMBS UP!

My emotional support animal is a Pooka.

Man, you're great! So talented

Wow I wonder how many times he rehearsed that b*****

I'm a housekeeper and yes I have seen some really disgusting things. That is true. We can only do so much. If it's really bad we sign that Room out and no one stays in it until it's clean.

You will be back

The little Ceasars joke is a extremely hot take whether you like them or not none of what he said was true

😂😂😂😂😂😂I revisited this one again!

If you're flying Spirit, wouldn't you be sleeping Motel 6, not La Quinta?

The part about the Gpa at the end made me laugh soooo hard!

I've flown Spirit Airlines.
Now I know the meaning of "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger".

I’m 20 yrs into losing it

lmfao I dead when be was he was talking about he's grandpa