I Got A Bible Verse For You

Strange, I remember that passage on Matthew, but it wasn't 5: 14, it was on 4: 20

Eggman called broly a pineapple.😂

Why is muscle man going on about his bible blunts

PISS BEAAAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay but can we talk about the noises Alfred makes when any character he voices dies? It's PERFECTION

Should have put a "weed power" at the end there

Who's next, who are you!?

Oh hey Piss beam. it's the super laser piss but like with average power. Basically working the same way as Water Gun and Hydro Pump in Pokémon.

Matthew 4:20

is that a gren been , complete evaporation

He threatened the weed and broly went berserk.

Absolute cinema

The Bible Blunts line perfectly wrapped up the whole joke

Little did we know the Bible was a strategy guide to ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 complete with frame data

Waiting for when eggman and metal are the raid boss fr.😊😊

Okay, in all seriousness. HOW did he actually sound like eggman when he said "to church?"

The funny thing is I already saw a christian game with Broly in it lol

"I am the yolk. Don't need the yolk. I want the smoke. I'm going to smoke all of your weed."
~Matthew 5:14

“I am the yolk
Don’t need the yolk
I want the smoke
I’m gonna smoke
All of your weed”

-Eggman’s Bible

I CAN’T NOT CRACK UP WHEN HE SAYS NOTY BIBLE BLUNTS BRO!!!

OH NO BRO, NOT MY BIBLE BLUNTS

Who made that Eggman model?

Because good grief, those animations are fluid. Love it!

if you care, matthew 5:14 is: "You are the light of the world. A city built on a hill cannot be hid."

ngl, those tiny bibles they give out for free? Best joint paper.

you fucking pineapple i'll have my revenge thing is so funny to me man

Eggman calling Broly a pineapple is the greatest thing

"you fucking pineapple" is going in my insult book

Matthew 5 : 14

You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl.

I am the yolk, Don’t need the yolk, I want the smoke, I’m going to smoke all of your weed

Listen, I got a bible verse for you

(How long is this bit gonna go on?)

The time Eggman became a false prophet

Legendary

Broly: “no… NOT MY BIBLE BLUNTS, BRO!” 🚬 🚬

Called him a pineapple, lmao

For anyone wondering what Matthew 5:14 is, "You are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hidden".

Matthew 5:14

“You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden.”

The "Oh no not my weed bro" sounded like muscleman

(Eggman) what are you doing is that a green beam?!! (Broly) no its a green piss ball

Y'know, I bet there's been a time where someone tried to make a blunt out of pages from a bible.
Guess you could say they were HOLY SMOKES.

this voice of broly just gives me "OH NO BRO" and "YOU KNOW WHO ELSE" muscle man vibes, XD!

If you listen closely you can hear the exact point at which Gary conceived of 'Not my Bible Blunts, bro' and spent the next several seconds absolutely sputtering trying to stay coherent long enough to deliver that line in character. It's so fucking perfect.

I posted that verse to r/bible

Alfred is a national treasure that must be protected

Bible Blunts are a real thing now thanks to SuperMega

In case someone’s curious as to wut Matthew 5:14 actually says just bc. It says “Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.” KJV btw

"I am the yolk, dont need the yolk, I want the smoke, Im gonna smoke all your weed"
- Eggman 5: 14

I consider this blasphemie