Hotel Fees - Saturday Night Live

He forgot the fees for fees, the resort fees, parking fees (even if you arrived in a taxi) the the convenience fees, and finally..the late fees(even if they make you wait)

Should have stayed in an Airbnb!

"Was everything satisfactor-surgery"

Hash brown poe tay toes

The way he’s so nonchalant about most of the charges makes me think he’s charging it on the company card.

And here we see the variability of time. The guest was in a hurry, so it seemed to take at least 10 or 15 minutes to settle the bill but it was actually closer to three minutes

That's kind of his fault for being so late

“Argon sir, it is a noble gas.”😂

Rule one of flying, don't leave it to the last minute, you want to be at the terminal with a couple of hours to spare.

That's really on Bobby that he missed his flight. He shouldn't have left his run so late.

Who checks out 6 min before the plane takes off?

Surprised they didn't have a fee for thag receipt

The diamonds on a silk pillow. 💎💎💎

He didn't mention the $1,000 printing charge.

What about the charge for premium ass wipe!

This is just a classic never-fail premise for a sketch. I'll bet there were vexed lodgers arguing with eccentric innkeepers way back on medieval stages.

As a hotel receptionist I feel more like the customer here than the receptionist :D

that fucking argon gas joke is probably one of the shortest and best jokes in snl history

Ah the 1980s dot matrix printer sound. You just know that bill will be riiiiiiiight... out.

This happens to me all the time, especially when I'm on a rush to check out

"I missed my flight." Honestly, if you're late enough that you miss the flight by talking to someone for 4 minutes, why are you even bothering trying to get to the airport?

i just give back keys

This would’ve been just as funny with the roles reversed.

Can not believe it's 2023 and this still happens lol

This is one of the best.

Who wrote that sketch?

"He may have popped in while you were sleeping."

What's the safety fee for?

"Was everything satushfachudry sir?" That could have been better, but then again Louis isn't used to saying anything besides "Can I masturbate in front of you?" and "I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry sorry I'm so sorry please watch me masturbate again."

I also have a hard time believing everyone chose 100,000 to watch avengers

Bobby🥰. What a great part on SNL’s alumni

My favorite part of this is that he had absolutely no hope of making that flight to begin with

Louis CK has been on the road a lot so he knows how to characterize these people so well. 🤣

if 4 minutes made him miss his flight he was not gonna make it in the first place lmao

he's lucky they did not charge him for the damaged bidet

dot-matrix printer! Hilarious.

Glenn balls?

Louis actually looks better balding.

Hash brown poh-tay-toes.

Helium makes your voice go higher, what does argon do?

You know, men always panic about hair loss and so do women, but Louis is actually a lot more handsome with his normal orange hair! 😊

Was the flight leaving from the hotel?

What is this title???

🤣🤣🤣

Crazy how spot on this was

This is beyond annoying

I was waiting for the 'receipt printing fee'.

Back when SNL was actually funny, and now all in on ‘Woke’.