[ASMR] "Friendly" Financial Advisor [You're Stinking Rich]

Theres something amazing about the “friendly” videos, they’re incredible

You have me laughing, blushing... love it 🫶✨💖

Why does he look like Triple H

I wear a Long Albert Fish overcoat.

Caveman works as finacal advisor? This is a joke not to be mean

Oh a funny one would be the bank guys from the first Mary Poppins maybe? I feel like you would make that good and funny.

lol bespoke suit fitting in a sleeper train at night going not that far and that’s been bumped up to first class

I'm starting to think Fred's not even really that rude, I'm just a big idiot

You forgot the combo blender + coffee maker I got for 850,000 dollars.

Anyone else notice that he's actually speaking about us? The viewers of the channel, watching his retro gaming video, his first class flight videos, etc. Pretty meta writing right there!

There's just something really satisfying about seeing a complete jerk doing a 180 once he realizes you can buy his company and have him fired.

How does one survive in this world without frivolous bespoke suits

God saves

This is so relaxing and sleepy

Bruh dude is literally the billionaire version of Thor Odinson 😭😭💀💀💀💀

He’s literally talking about the character living all the asmr videos he makes at the same time most of his viewers are watching. Lol

One question who the freak is typing in the background

I don't know why but aside from the rude barber this is my favorite Fred asmr verse character

Why do you look kinda like Thor

Next on the channel...."Rude Real Estate Agent", and " Friendly Used Car Salesman"!

bro looks like Odin himself lol

The rich are ironically horrible customers. They are a cruel and anal retentive people that lack personality.

They are so greedy they often reject their own family in pursuit of more riches.

Trust me, riches are yet another illusion of happiness. Once acquired they may satiate your hunger, but ironically it starves the soul.

Humans are a miserable and proud animal that is highly territorial and destructive. The rich are at the apex of that destruction.

Que cara gostozo mano slk kkkkkkkkk

the tapping aaahhhhhh please this is heaven

How parents feel when they teach their kids about money:

For once, he is being rude in a justified way!

I don't know what it is but there is a background noise in this video that is very tingly.

watched the bank manager a lot so it's nice to see another video like this

Uau, Legal, Demais.

Why is friendly in quotes?

bro what the hell is my job in this universe? CEO of sex? how do i have so much money lmao

Honestly...he tried. He really tried to give us some usable financial advice. With disdain and disgust at our very existence, but he tried to help us ! He took his time before deciding that we are a lsot cause and should be milked for all our cash. Truly one of the more 'upright' 'friendly' service providers here.

It's video really relaxing💆

Yeah... Where do we get the money to buy all those things and services? Must be some infinite money cheat or something like that. Is it all of our salaries combined? If so, I'm not making that big of a contribution.

The main character slowly realizing they probably didn't need to get those expensive haircuts evey single day or establish themselves with extremely costly suits.

I love the sleep train reference. Best Fred's voice videos.

Better Call Fred

All I wanna know is who hurt Fred to the point he believes this is friendly 😂😂😂

Ahem....was that a certified puss in boots adorable eyes face at the beginning 😆

Oooooo....I like being filthy rich!!!

I get it now. There’s people with class, usually the “working class” of these areas who I guess work to keep money flowing and maintain the area despite having enough money to not work, the common riff-raff who plague the area, and the “stinkin rich” whom the working class don’t respect as they are full of themselves and try to drain of their money.
We started off as riff-raff. Now we’ve gained knowledge and comfort within the area but are purposeless and full of ourselves i.e. “stinkin rich”. I hope we wake up sometime and actually realize the true value of “that area”

Tor?

Fucking weird..?!

Thor is that you?

"Destination? Literally nowhere." 🤣

Thor but he’s a businessman

Fred comes up with all the good roles in ASMR instead of normal ASMR..

Loved all the videos ❤

I love these videos 🎉