What Palpatine Did in His Free Time [Legends]

Isnt palpatine free time already told in robot chicken

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Free Palpatine

Another great video from the Wh*re Master. 👍

Lol Palpatine writing books.

“Just Do It”
“Unlimited Power”
“Tales the Jedi Wouldn’t Tell You (And Some the Sith Won’t Either)”
“Starve Beg Hate”

I mesn his life must been so boring

Teaches his students to use pain to fuel themselves but has a soft cushiony life for himself

There should be a movie about him.

I wuld LOVE to read "absolute power" and "The Book of The Sith" written by Darth Sidious. Not from Disney though, Give it to the Author of Plaguies or James Luceno or the author of the Bane trilogy or just someone else from legends. NOT disney.

(Legends) = (Canon) to real fans. Fck Disney, the shit is lore whether they like it or not!

"There was nothing super thrilling about just sitting on a throne and watching your empire build up."

Ahh yes, the pivot point in RTS games. We've all been there, where the challenge is over, and the rest is just housekeeping. For the first time I empathise with Palpatine.

While I'm a huge proponent of Legends one thing I utterly do not miss is Galen Merrick or starkiller I do not care for him at all never have never will I feel like he was a butthole at best and just overpowered at worst.

Dude spent a lot of time at the opera, library and champagne room. I could think of worse.

He would go to the gym and max his gains. So much that they called him...
EMPEROR PALPROTEIN

I like that Vader and Palps probably bonded over their childhood racing habits at some point.

"I am Emperor Palpatine, and this is my TED Talk."

Palpatine racing speederbikes immediately made a family guy cutaway in my head of Palpatine as an old man on a speederbike doing an Evil Kanevil jump off a giant ramp.

He and his boys rode around Coruscant in a speeder knocking the tops off mailboxes.

>became a tyrant
>committed genocide
>got bored and fucked up his own empire
based as hell

No wonder a speeder bike racer and a pod racer would become friends eventually… it’s a real bromance if you think about it😂

Palpatine qriting books is like hitler writing mein kampf

Researching immortality, after criticizing his Master for doing just that (See Darth Plagueis) irony abounds.

Reminds me of Star Wars Lego summer vacation movie

Now Stewie knows....

i thought he just sat around with hands folded staring off in space with a smile

Palpatine: So, my apprentice, what did you enjoy doing before you were taken in by the Jedi?
Vader: Well, growing up on Tatooine I was a champion speederbike racer.
Palpatine: Shut up. Really?
Vader: Yes, master. I was born a slave and won my freedom on a speederbike.
Palpatine: You know what this means we have to do...?

I am assuming he did not collect Carebears?

Considering Saddam Hussein wrote romance novels, i like to imagine Palpatine wrote down the story of Darth Plageus the Wise and sold it to everyone saying "have you ever heard the story of Darth Plageius the wise

1. intjs do entp activities in their free times 2. to expose their shadow functions.

He may of been the villain, but he has a thing for culture

I did see him and Vader visit the DAU a few times in search for bitches.

Who else thinks we should get “Palpatine: a Star Wars story”?

He was kimda hot in his youth

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

He visited burger king

This kinda makes me wonder if anyone aside from Vader knew Palpatine was a sith like did any imperial officer know that?

Would things change if he made a friend

Interesting 🤨

He used a speeder to run over people when he was young. What he does in his free time could well be what Stalin used to do in his free time, check a list of names and cross them out to death. 😂😂

Palpatine really is a dog chasing a car.

Palpatine liked to play the skin flute... with the force

I now want to see an alt universe where Palpatine becomes a speeder-bike racer and eventually moves on to become a legend in both Pod-racing and speeder bike racing, and he trains a young a
Anakin as a sort of old mentor who knows his way around a race track. Anakin goes on to win the galactic racing cup and begins training his new protege at his racing school, Han Solo.

Muun is pronounced mewn

He was so bored he orchestrated his own rebellion. Making him the winner of the most elaborate suicide award.

You can even see it in the movies themselves. Palpatine in the prequel trilogy is very active, always plotting and planning, until the decisive moment when he takes power. And in the OT he is either away from the action or chilling in his chair. He truly was the most dangerous, when he had nothing.

Haven't watched yet but my guess: Masturbate, drink tea with his homies, watch pirated Disney movies, Call of Duty.

Legends is so good compared to Disney canon.

Speeder bike racing? So he's like the Vanilla Ice of Star Wars