Steven Seagal DESTROYED by SNL Stars

Segal also plays the guitar! 🎸… well 3 notes…

you mean---the satanic pedo actors in hollywierd?????? missed that part----i guess it slipped past you...i see.....

something I notice about Seagal is he didn't use his Martial Arts Training with control on set

Who cares about Steven seagal leave guy alone.

Seagal never spent any time in the gym,worst body of all the action stars.

Steven Seagal, the greatest direct to DVD actor in all of history!

Seagal is a 12th degree master of Bullshito

Denzel Washington's right behind him with his 9 seconds 😂

SS is the most ridiculous guy ever!!!!

Don’t worry about it. He’s in Moscow now. 😅

Seagull is a dancer

I honestly believe Homer Simpson is a better actor.

What a buffoon

Fun fact: Steven Seagal played Jabba the hutt in the star wars movie.

He is a Tommy Wiseau who hasn't broken character yet. VERY committed to his craft.

He was in the # metoo list of desperados of Hollywood where one actress claimed he dropped his pants while claiming to audition her 😂😅😊 LOL she ran out fortunately 😮 else she wouldn't be able to figure out whether he was aiming left or right ... front or back ... and he sure would be fast 😂😅😊 PATHETIC N SAD come to mind

the dance at the start. dang

I used to like Seagal until I found out he was a wife beater and that finished me I never watched any of his movies ever again. It must have been more than 15 years ago that I stopped watching his movies.

<<What is the essenze of zen?>>
<<The essence of zen is randomly letting yourself be thrown into the closest random fountain by the first random person who you ask that question, right after you ask that question>>

Rofl. Putting all SNL stories aside, Steven actually gave a sincere and powerful answer and Zen lesson to a person who claimed to be the fan. And this person (some British comedian) was so blunt that never understood the gift and basically the gift/example was lost in vain. Moreover, the guy is bitching about it for years, still not getting it.
Unless it was scripted, which it most likely was, too much coincidence.

Seagul is full of crap and a fake😂

Looks like he's having a reaction to his herpes ointment.

What the fuck was he doing at the beginning of the video?

I bet Trump watches SS movies on the edge of his chair....

It’s not a real SS movie unless a bad guy gets his arm broken by having it bent backwards at the elbow. That’s like his signature move.

Hard 2 Dance

Segal must have a really small penis, because he seems very insecure.

Steve Seagull

How many direct-to-video movies does he currently make a year?

Five?
Ten?

Sorry Mad Tv did a great job

Steven Seagal had some legit badass action movies. He was dumb AF but he was a pretty good actor

The essence of Zen. Give him credit for that. Hilarious.

Everything that comes out of Tom Arnold is just a joke😳

in martial arts there's lightweight, middleweight, heavyweight and seaglweight.

Hes a jerk as always

I knew he was a charlatan when I first watched his movies. I was like 8 or 9 years old and realized even the kids of my age would fight harder than the so called bad guys he was ragdolling with no effort.
This guy is living in his own reality. But what's worse of it, he actually profits by being an idiot

Steven Segal never fought anyone in his career. People would just run at him one at a time and turn a flip.

Throwing that guy in the fountain was the best move. Well done, Steven.

He’s a 10th degree bullsheedo master probably has his house decorated with wall paper of his own image . I hope it’s a photo when he was young because in his current state he would only be able to use one for the whole house .

I've heard Seagal tell that Zen story when he was younger. There's a clip. "A student asks a master 'what is the nature of Zen,' and the master threw him in a pond." (Waits for everyone's mind to be blown.)

Maybe he's had it wrong the whole time? Or maybe he's truly Zen.
Either way, dick move.

What on earth did Kelly LeBrock see in this narcissistic individual??

Tactically waving a fart off

He’s become a national joke

He calmly threw guy into pool . Calmly . That's Zen .

No doubt, one of the biggest 'horse's-arsed' laughingstocks in the biz! ... Though not ever having completely watched-through any particular one of his action movies in their entirety – having viewed enough of such in the past (but a handful of these laughable 'made-for-thirteen-year-olds', beyond-embarrassing flops) – you couldn't pay me [enough] to actually go and see any of his silly films.

Sol Goodman talking to Howard Stern @ t/s :47

Hes enlightened and now a deity through the Dali Lama.

Too bad he doesn't apply his re-direct skills to food.😂