Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate

One peice makes it seem so cool

sam o’nella, what about cowboys? did they have it better, or was dysentery just the least of their concerns

The man on the ship looks like trycho brahe

Did they die from Sam O’Nella poisoning from bad chicken?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who realizes pirates sucked each other.

This is the same with all historical stuff to be honest. It sucked like hell, but it's really cool to create fantasy and take liberties!!

In modern days being a pirate is easier. It's also illegal tho. You could just be a friendly pirate who lives on islands and shit.

Still gonna go look for the one piece

Nah you made up dick sniffles

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salmonella

Wild oxen? That's hard core. I wonder what natural processes castrated them.

Cgp grey: hypes up pirates by telling about the details of the job

Sam o'nella: slanders pirates by telling about the details of the job

Literally me

I clicked on this video cuz One Piece. And the entire time i was only thinking of how good it would be to become a Strawhat & board Luffy's ship 😂

jack sparrow would never lose…..

worth it

This is very funny

Damn dude....by comparison the Somalian pirates ain't sounding so bad....

Just fyi africa brought back pirating. That is all.

nice approach, professional motherfuckers nowadays portray any horrible past stuff as "cool".

Arggg! this be blimey!

It’s called a ships bicut

I love the algorithm it takes me to the weirdest sh!ṭ

While life on any sailing ship was horrible and dangerous and disgusting, pirates generally tended to have a better time than merchant and, in particular, naval sailors. Pirate ships were usually vessels where the crew had mutinied and taken over from dictator-like captains who horrifically abused their sailors, many of whom would have been tricked or press-ganged into service. As a consequence, pirate vessels were often run quite democratically, with fair distribution of their spoils, and even the equivalent of 'medical insurance' if they were seriously injured in the course of duty.

Ngl, the combat sounds a lot cooler than what we get in the movies

This video actually made me realize that I had the early stages of scurvy during quarantine lol

I hear parents washed with salt

One piece fans 😅

WTF

wtf

WTF

This actually isn't true. Pirates sailed to random uninhabited islands and searched barrels and ate the fresh fruit inside

You clearly haven’t watched one piece, I refuse to listen

I don’t know I mean yeah this definitely happened but like
There were a lot of pirates I’m sure each ship was it’s own beast just like current day some work places are hell some less so

Jungle Dick Rot 💀

bru i wan be a pirate

Rotten Dick Jungles

I watch these videos to motavte myself enough to actually take care of myself cuz otherwise I woulads probably just let myself die

One piece lied to me😢

Stfu being a pirate is great🥺🥺🥺

I know Hardtekk only as a musical Genre.

This is a symbol of war, innit.

I loved his accent when he pronounced "flintlock pistol"

delete your channel

I could be horribly wrong but I guess the "I want to be a pirate" thing came from the popularity of romanticized pirates like Jack Sparrow and the typical pirate stereotypes (all the freedom and good things about pirates but none of the bad stuff)

dick rot

Tbh getting scurvy and being thrown into the sea for not mopping the deck correctly seems worth the opportunity to wear a big hat