Stellaris Slander

Late game lag occurs because of too many pops.

Act accordingly.

This IS slander

Im the rogue servitor player :(

I once speedruned L-gates, funiest thing is that it was first run after I buy they DLC, and I have so uncanny luck that I don't even need to research any L-gate insight tech or get it from curators, I found all of them within 30 years of exploration, then I found grey within desolate L-cluster.

None of my neighbours expected peacefull, egalitarian, materialists, democratic cute lizard Badesarians, looking unnervingly like Prikki-Ti to get monstrous warship/land army and start declaring ideological wars left and right, as well as hunting down all leviathans, creating massive federation towards the start of mid-game, snowballing enough to become most powerfull civilization in the galaxy, then, when War in Heaven broke out, entire galaxy joined they federation, there was not even single coward kneeling before the awakened empires. Althought AE fleets were to powerfull to be beaten even with entire might of federation combined, they separated them, and get defeated in detail, after wich one of them get conquered, status quo signed with the other, and ten years later new, titanic armada come crushing down on the second one, jumping to they capital system and masacring all of they fleets in one battle, after wich they had joined other citizens of utopian democracy and they automated industry and ecumenopolis (I don't have megacorp to just build one back then) to power ever-expanding war-machine, made in order to guard galactic peace.

When the crisis arived, prethoryn scourge, they were defeated just like awakened empires, in detail, one of they fleets facing entire might of Bedasarian Republic at a time, and they pathetic speed made them unable to react acordingly. Finally galaxy was at peace, titanic armadas of ships, each containing a titan, 8 artillery-battleships, 8 carrier-battleships and 100 torpedo corvettes, each with fleet power measured in more than a milion do to repeatables, and one with restored Automated Dreadnought as the main armada of Badesarian Republic seated idly in L-cluster.

Then AI rebelions start breaking out in alied empires, and some of them left federation, I declared war on them but got bored because they were all entirely unable to match even a single of my fleets and abandon save.

Idk what the fuck I’m doing in stellaris. Dammit I need to stop buying dlc and not reading about it.

i fuckin hate those dweebs that play fanatic xenophobe every fuckin time, like we get it bro, you played one wh40k game and missed the point move on

as someone who set the victory year as 3050 the endgame lag is agonizing: every single day is like 5 seconds and i've had to leave my computer on for days

I don't play Fanatic Xenophobe, Militarist! I play Egalitarian, Xenophobe, Militarist! Because I do my part! In the fight against xenos! For the United Citizen Federation!

Yer, I play Fanatic Xenophobe and Militarist. Why?

You may laugh but the xeno friendly fox commonwealth is that one guy who solo’s the crisis because they never went to war and still actually have fleets

Fucking Unbidden. I am so tired of manually having to spawn in the other two crises because the Unbidden spawn rate is STILL BROKEN. It also sucks because then when I spawn Prethoryn and I spawn on the edge of a the galaxy, I usually am too tempted to restart and try again to wind up closer to the center to avaoid being the first casualty of the Crisis.

The one guy rp as the a crisis and becomes a galactic threat.

The militrist one reminds me of my only good run till i droped it im planing on getting back in once harvest ether dies down or is over but i was in war for 3 leaders long that all died around 125 years old the first was 60 i think and it took my base fleat to reach the front in 170 days do to there bing a very aggressive race on my other border but for a full 3 years they ether didn't have the ships or they where somewhere else then it just turned into a slog with my very good ships and there shity but numerous ships

Cordyceps whenever they see an innocent family of amoebas

YES we got ground battle rework. Now armies are completely useless

Xenophile Best

Me over here, loudly advocating for justice and security in my Xenophile empire so I can create the Galactic Imperium and purify the galaxy of the rebels who refuse to be a part of it

The utopian abundance meme is definitely me

so true for many things...

The idea of an L-Gate speedrun is so fucking funny to me

As a rogue servitor player, I agree and can explain how I can play the same empire over and over again and it's a lot of fun. Join us in the rogue servitor memes.

hive mind players trying not to roleplay as the flood in a public lobby:

machine players trying not to be the promethean knights from halo 4 to bully the flood hive mind:

Is playing video games from parodox even worth it tho they cost so much money

Stellaris is the #1 game that gives you a meta reason to leave your mercy at the Main Menu, right next to your compassion and wishes of galactic prosperity.

Everyone: "You cant rp in multiplayer servers."
Me who made a species that turned themselves into a hivemind in the fanatic goal to stop the preythorn scourge that now grows a pop per month and outscales every economy: "Parry this you filthy non-rp-er." *rushes two empires in the first ten years because 80 monthly alloys and 60 fleet capacity is funny.
also imagine not playing democratic fanatic materialist with xenophile. Imagine not doing that, that would be cringe

As someone who’s about to buy stellaris what is the L-gate you speak of

So where is my type? Player who do very specific playthrough for eternity only to get one achievment. (And I will do it again and again.)

GC Rework + Italian Focus Tree Rework (Headass)

Militarist xenophile forever

Service means citizenship, for the empire

Fanatic xenophiles laging the game to hell because of their 10K pop with hundreds of variants for dozens of species

Me a Hive Mind main, nervously shaking waiting to get blasted.

Year 25? Rookie numbers

Imagine unironically playing multiplayer smh

Aristocratic Elite player here, I pick it along with Feudal every game + Necrophage. I have 1,350 hours.

Ppl RP in Stellaris? Like, as who?

Where’s the love for Megastructure rushers? That right there is almost a lost art.

The RP/brick wall is too real.

If only they knew how abundantly the Shroud provides.

Just play Rock People

Subterranean megacorp lithoid, with some level of pacifist. Extremely tall play style, fortress worlds and habitats everywhere, do nothing but make crime syndicates everywhere you can. When they inevitably come to kill you for your constant syndicate building, you will be ready.

You will be hated, but it’s the closest I’ll ever get to playing the Umbral Choir in Stellaris.

The best way to deal with lag is become the crisis and destroy the galaxy, there can't be any lag if everyone is dead.

How Paradox operates:
What? Late game lag fix? Uhhh...
Here's a DLC costing 3/4 of the base game. You're welcome.

What about Gestalt consciousness

Meanwhile that one small portion of player instaling

Warship Girl R MiST mod



Forget hundred K fleet power


M is the new latter

We all know the true end game crisis is the lag.










Ender of runs, devourer of gaming evenings, the all consuming monster of unspeakable eldritch power, fed by the very existence of every sapient being in the galaxy.

Our only hope is the noble fanatic materialist xenophobe, glassing every world one at a time to save our wretched souls.

Tanks. Made my day. Big times. <3