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These Romans are crazy (taps side of head)
ОтветитьAnd don't come back, ye wet blankets!
ОтветитьBrennos be like : Ah shit, here we go again
ОтветитьVoiced by one shoe.
ОтветитьThey civilized them so hard they became French,
ОтветитьSomeone has to make a comic where the Gallic Wars meet Apocalypse Now, that somehow make appropriate to put music by The Doors as soundtrack.
ОтветитьI guess you could say, she really hates their gaults!
Ответитьptsd much
Ответитьas a roman citizen myself I can confirm to you fine gentlemen that the beef between Gauls and Romans persists even nowdays in modern Rome and (the entirety of) France
ОтветитьI like a girl who is talented with horses, but not one who goes out on a rampage when she’s around death Gauls😂
ОтветитьGods...I hate Gauls. My grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his eyes. Did you think I'd be out here on the frontier without good reason? Yes, Rome needs a strong frontier. No, Rome doesn't need unwashed barbarians at her gates! So, that's why I'm here, the leader of the Julii: to bring Roman order to stinking Gauls. Revenge? That'd be good too. This war against the Gauls won't last long, and when it's done, I've got plans. This is all about power, power in Rome. Going down that road means dealing with all my rivals: the Senate, the Greeks, those Carthaginian elephant-riders, the Scipii and the Brutii families too. After all, the man who controls Rome rules the world...and one day, I will be Emperor.
ОтветитьJust like for the US had Vietnam. Roman had Gaul. I’m both instances it had made the warriors of their respective campaigns completely mental
ОтветитьGods, I hate gauls, my grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his eyes.
ОтветитьMe who hates the French with a passion: Could she be one of my people?
ОтветитьI know I am late but gauly it would suck to live in Gaul
ОтветитьYou come to gaul as a proud warrior fighting for the Glory of rome, you exit gaul as a changed woman that has no problem butchering children.
ОтветитьI mean, it will eventually became war anyway, so why not just cut through all the bullshit play pretend at peace?
ОтветитьBeing beat up by the magic potion will do that to you.
ОтветитьI like legate Chan
Ответить15 years in Gaul teaches a woman to hate.
ОтветитьWhy do I feel like this entire video is the set up to a movie or tv show? I mean, the script is unfamiliar but the structure IS familiar, I swear I’ve heard it before somewhere 🤔
ОтветитьThe "I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY" immediately popped a meme in my head
"GAULS SPOTTED, LEGATE GO"
Me when elves
(I fucking hate elves kill all of them)
looks through comic section
... I'm an uncultured swine T_T
Don't worry, Fellow Roman, The Gauls hate each other too!
ОтветитьThere’s just something about living up north that takes away your humanity
Ответитьit would be intressting to know what wouldve happened there if it was like asterix and obelix and the gaullic had a powerfull potion
Ответить"Surrender and you-"
"I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY!"
Funny.
Wait til she gets to a certain Gaulic village in Brittany.
ОтветитьBut where is uwu velites-chan?
ОтветитьAstrix and oblix abt to have a field day
ОтветитьShe's just pissed she can't beat them because of their magic potion.
ОтветитьIf You think this is bad you should see what Germania did to her sister
ОтветитьThe Gaul of this man
ОтветитьThe Gauls did not give up and did not surrender. They had to burn a LOT of the forests down to avoid casualties
ОтветитьShe hates the Gauls it means she hates all Celtic people
ОтветитьI want her to narrate all of my audio books...
ОтветитьGauls? People? HA!
ОтветитьLEGATE: I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY YOU FAT OAF!
Obelix: I AM NOT FAT! (Uses Legate like a hammer on a nail.)
My grandfather hated 'em too... even before they put out his eyes.
ОтветитьI mean you should probably stay the fuk out of gaul then, huh
ОтветитьI think spending time with the French would change anyone.
ОтветитьShe must’ve met Asterix and Obelix
ОтветитьAll cus of one Village and their damn magic potion
ОтветитьOh, it's me in Total War Rome.
ОтветитьIt didn't changed me... Probably because I was born there.
ОтветитьWell....if the gaulois she knows are a tiny mustache man and slightly rotund big mustache man who makes menhirs, it's understandable that she changed
ОтветитьThe voice actor sounds a bit like red from Overly Sarcastic Productions
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