Quantum Mechanics in 5 Minutes (Now with Added Ducks)

Physics tomorrow. I was going to wing it but this seems to fit the bill

as a commencing duck (quantum) engineer kiddo this was hilarious

The expanse is so good

So there are ducks in the other end of the universe
Why didn't anyone tell me

"Quantum entanglement cannot be used to transfer information" is just the first step in science toward using quantum entanglement to transfer information

quantum quackery..

This man created kurzugat

I didn’t understand a thing but this was a pleasure to watch as a duck appreciator

This aged well

This is awesome when you're high and weirdly interested in quantum mechanics at 1:51am. Preach brother that was beautiful.

gotta love MIQ

Brilliant! Physics PhD here;) and why is it like this? Coz it's cool!

I think youve confused me even more

More like quackum mechanica.

I love physics.

I'm listening my 7th Exurb1a video in 24 hours while eating pink cakes for breakfast at 3:23 PM after having just woken up. Good times. I should take a shower maybe

Nice book reference. Beomus was great

As a student of history, whenever I learn about Quantum Physics I think to myself: If there is an afterlife, and its inhabitants can watch us, than Aristotle is watching this and laughing his ass off.

I live on a boat, all our sayings are based on ducks - I am dying here 😂❤

Imagine a duck as a single atom. This duck-atom is made up of smaller components, just like how an atom is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. In the case of the duck, its components might include its feathers, beak, eyes, and internal organs.

However, if we try to further divide the duck-atom by breaking it down into its individual feather, beak, or organ components, we no longer have a functioning duck. Similarly, if we try to divide an atom into its individual subatomic particles, we change its fundamental properties and it is no longer the same atom.

So just as matter is made up of atoms, which are not infinitely divisible, a duck is made up of various components that can be broken down to a certain extent, but not infinitely.

Spoiler Alert: There are not two ducks. There is only one.

I understood absolutely none of that but was thoroughly entertained

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." -Lovecraft

Careful.....you're getting close to learning something you'll regret. LOL!

swiss, not german

Lies!!😡😡
Everyone knows that quantum mechanics only applies to cats inside boxes.

I still love Albert too. He made me go this path, since I am him

Ducky. ❤️😊

This is why I’m agnostic. The more I learn about physics and scientific theories the more I believe in the supernatural. It’s a weird paradox aha.

It's not just funny that smart people (nerds) like puns. It's a testament to their exploration of connections. Making unexpected connections tickles your brain.

There must be something connecting them.

I heard duck buddies
Me laughing for no reason

CGP grey explaining Britain : finally a worth opponent, our battle will be legendary

Finally! 3 quacks= 1 proton.
It was right there this whole time!
Thank you!

Urghh... you didn't use quack-ulations instead of calculations. Or varied quack's in the multicoloured behaviours of quarks.

One might say: reality is all ducked up. Great video btw

Yknow, things in video games that you aren’t looking at don’t always get rendered until you turn your camera towards them. This obviously leads us to the conclusion that particles are just a bunch of IRL polygons that only behave as intended when actually observed in order to save computational power for the whole simulation. Also something something, white weasel.

I have no idea what this video is about tbh but CHEERS

Shiiiiit bro. This is ducked up. xD

I’m sorta kinda actually good off this sh*t rn @ 3:51 a.m.
IN THE MORNING
(When I should rly be sleeping ..)
Wtf ..
ENLIGHTNMENT !!! …
Why?

555

I'm watching this while high I keep on laughing ahahah good job!

Anyone else think time being relative is just the simulation lagging? If I spawn 5000 watermelons in Skyrim it lags shit up, why wouldn’t approaching the speed of light do the same in a simulation? It’s just the max computing power assigned to us.

Maybe particles work like video game rendering. Where things are not rendered as long as we are not looking at them.. so.. we may be living on a simulation…

thats just the symetry ig

Can %100 confirm that as a fairly non-ridiculous, 22 yo male, the ducks was single-handedly what led me to clicking. Sorry.

QUACKtum Mechanics?!

Spin down duck in fixed position and my brain is overheated in first ten seconds..

Everything is infinite. Science aswell. No one is allowed to know God. You already know him. We are god. It's beautiful here. smoke dmt