What ALL Your Favorite D&D Races Say About You

I feel like warforged really like Data from Star Trek

My favorite race is Dwarf.


My existence has been read like a fucking book.


ROCK AND STOOOOOOOONE

But where my mul enjoyers at...?

he got the dwarf one perfectly accurate

sea elf is literally avatar

Im at walle sterotype







Its true

doesn't do drow because they related to elves does 2 or more other elves sure bud, sure.

rn my character is a sorcerer pyromaniac that can act like both a gentleman and a crackhead, whilst also being highly capable w/ daggers.
Yes, I desecrated holy ground, specifically a tomb, by cremating a corpse.
Yes, his alignment is CG.
No, he is not parasite free; just recently got a centipede heart-worm friend thing from a hag that cured me from the curse the mummy gave me after I desecrated the holy grounds of the tomb. The centipede doesn't like fire and keeps blowing out my torches. And somehow my light spell.

how could you talk about the Harengon and not mention Watership Down???
Uncultured poser.

Centaur. Yep, you got that about right.

You got the first 3 right for Kobold Mains 😂

I'm currently wondering how many other dwarven kin in the comments are waiting for the first Rock and Stone. Yes, I admit I play DRG. IT DOES NOT MAKE IT A STEREOTYPE. That being said, I agree with the description of the Dwarf players.

bruh drow is my fav…

I have made 3 entire characters for D&D, a half orc monk, a cleric half elf(I think), and a Revenant Tabaxi Shadow Monk(the only one I've actually gotten to play for more than a single session without the group falling apart in it's entirety).

HALF DRAGON BE LIKE

YOU WANNA FLY BREATH FIRE AND PROB YOUR A WIZARD

The real reason to play changeling

Friends. Make anyone hate anyone else

I find the bit on dwarves hilarious because my current dwarf character was recently offered mead and opted for chocolate milk

Very offended that you would assume my favorite season is autumn

I love halflings because it's kind of baked in that they are underestimated for being small and best suited to rogue or bard...which makes raining Dragonfire down on your foolish enemies or becoming a living meat grinder all the more satisfying

I had a coworker describe me as “the weirdly straight Tiefling” once

Tortle when it has 30 feet of movement be like:

Loxodon: because 240 cm tall and 180 kg is still technically a medium creature.

Harengon is weird. Like "medium or small" You get to pick your size?

Yup. gay and Tiefling. Read me to filth.

I suck at DND and don’t fit the stereotype of Simic Hybrid, but I’ve played them the most sooooo… 😂

I love all races…even the bad ones

Hey... I liked Dhampirs before Astarion... but everything you said was still so true.

There are a few races I've never seen before. Could you guys tell me the books these races are from?

Not a tiefling player- no one in the campaign is but someone bribed the DM into adding a tiefling and I can say the tiefling one was surprisingly accurate….

THEY USED A DOG FOR A CAT.

Nah, the only reason I play a Yuan-ti is because I thought that they were an evil race hahaha

i love these videos

My jaw dropped when he said that dwarf players have to many hours in deep rock galactic……How does he know????

Kenku: You are the table's note taker. You take notes of all things that happen and keep track of everything. The DM really appreciates your efforts and will probably thank you, if not outright reward you.
You are also a funny crow person who likes shiny things and stealing even more than the goblins.

As someone who plays a gender-fluid Goblin in DnD, this is 100% accurate

My tiefling was ashy gray. What does this mean?

That human one hit way to fucking close to home

As someone who has played a custom lineage kobold-lizardfolk hybrid...
Yeah let that sink in what combination of traits and stereotypes THAT results in

What exactly is broken about starlight step for Astral Elf? Isn't Shadar-Kai's Blessing of the Raven Queen actually the broken one when it also gives you resistance to all damage until your next turn?

The romance stereotype for aasimar is not accurate for me the other one is also I want to fly

I see you with the Loona reference….

TRITON
currently going through my first major campaign and picked a fish person because of my username.
don't think I'll play anything else again because of my online personality.
hoping for baldur's gate to add more races befoe I get the game.

Elfism is ALWAYS justified! Their bullshit covers several pages in the DAMMAZ KRON!

owlin hexblood ftw

plasmoids but the short small ones not the lame humanish sized ones

Fish

I don't know if this is just a me thing, but I really enjoy playing contradictory characters and going against the stereotypes. For example I once played a Triton that had a ungodly fear of water (not gonna lie kinda stole the idea from The Gamers), to point that if any touched him he would break out into a full blown seizure and be incapacitated until I rolled a 12 or higher, suffice to say it bit me in the ass in quite a few fights, but man was it ever fun to rp and I almost effectively died once when our rogue pushed me off a pier into the ocean, which was a whole comedy of errors as the rest of my party struggled to save me.

That said tho there is one stereotype I do want to play into, the whole "cute anime slime" in regards to the plasmoid, I really wanna make a Sui parody from Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill, I think it would just be super fun to do, not being able to talk for like the first half of the campaign and having the party "adopt" me as the party mascot only to eventually kick ass later on.

As a dwarf player I resent that you imply there's no reason to bully elves.

I really like playing many different races in every game pc or ttrpg, but if I were to tell my favorite it's human i guess

As a Tabaxi player, I also love being able to move 80 feet as a level three monk and still be able a take an action.