Windows 1.0 with Steve Ballmer (1986) (HQ, 60FPS)

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i get a lot of rick james energy.

How do I order it?

Why "with Miami Vice" and why "except in Nebraska"?

Imagine this guy's reaction to the antitrust ruling on IE bundling

The quality is so good, it's so weird as for me

Wait, why won't they sell their software in Nebraska? That seems unfair!

A C L O C K

Meanwhile i thought a vic 64 was a good computer

This energetic positive attitude is so contagious, my manager brought out the tuxedo back in my retail days when they dropped new versions of Windows, you can't tell me that Steve Ballmer isn't the best owner for the LA Clippers, Im lovin it

Why Nebraska?

He was 30 years old!

He showed 5 white pages in a row and called it apps.

I won't buy it unless Stevie dances to Start Me Up in Win 1.0

Was it more expensive in Nebraska? Why was Nebraska singled out?

Blows my mind that man owns an nba team now lmao

windows 1.0 is the future

It’s a parody

What's with the Nebraska thing?

How did you put it in 60 FPS?

Terrible commercial

His hand motions are either awkward or out of sync with what he's saying or both, which makes it that much better.

Shut up and take my 2023 money!!!!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

Got better and better with Windows 95 being the pinnacle and then……ugh.

Steve: OH NO... OH NOO..... BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Imagine this guy selling porn lol

In 1986 money that was a lot and the ad seems disreputable.

"Except in Nebraska" cuz F that state.

This is a Saul Goodman ad

Bring back DOS I say

Guy really has a serious problem with Nebraska

The cocaine could not kill this man.

I kind of admire the enthusiasm for what was garbage until 3.11

Dump all your money into this guy. You’ll be a billionaire later.

80's coke was no joke

60 FPS?? what nonsense is that.. That's a TV add.. NTSC video in the 80's was typically filmed at something like 24 FPS

Ballmer wasn't the best CEO, but you could tell he was very passionate about the products Microsoft made.

He was also probably on lots of coke too. But hey, gotta do what you gotta do.

always was and always will be crap

shut up and take my money!

Basically every scammer's script on Instagram these days 😂😂😂

Dude is cringy af

Steve Ballmer is my favorite Rick and Morty character.

It was too expensive then so I still got a bootleg just like today

Steve Ballmer is such a riot 😂 love that guy lmao

I've always been good with using Windows, but right now, after watching that 66 seconds I am suddenly a little embarrassed.

What a clown

Haha. He never changed. He was exactly the same when he did conferences as the CEO.

Steve Ballmer net worth 100.3 billion USD

Tf did Nebraska do 💀