Steven Seagal Movie Attrition Is His Insulting Attempt At Arthouse - Worst Movie Ever

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They are playing Patty Cake,Segal's favorite game

😂😂😂 too good 👍👍

"Your destiny awaits you." Yeah, that's what destiny typically does.

Waddling around town in a mumu.😅😅😅😅

I'm sure Seagull has a small dick and suffers from inferiority complex that's why in every movie he makes sure that all the girls mention about what a great fuck he is and how hung he is... I mean in one movie where he is in coma and the female doctor lifts the sheet up, check out his dick and say " please wake up" !!!😂😂😂😂

Did you knew Steven Seagal was supposed to direct this movie?

"5 reasons this is the worst movie...#5....the plot......because it doesn't have one 😂😂😂💀🤣" I'm dead

I swear seagal makes movies of how he wishes people would see him as. This guy is seriously delusional

did segal heal the little girl

Is the guy speaking mandarin and Seagal is answering in Cantonese?

I only hope he never stops being himself and makes shit movies forever so I can keep watching vids like this

Ooooh is this a movie one of his other movies references? About a dual where he cut someones arm off?

Theory: This movie didn't have a script. They just put random people they found on the street on a set with Seagal and said "Feel it out." That's the only way to explain these levels of incoherency.

the philosophy parts have my brain randomly exploding like a helicopter when shot at by a surface to air pistol

The Seagal playlist is my absolute favorite! I laugh so hard i cry!

you should play warzone, be banned for 2 weeks the first day guaranteed lolol

Seagal is dressed like Clousea in the last Pink Panther movie (when he was dressed like Toulouse-Lautrec)

I love how much you hate him as much as I do thank you!!

"It was just an excuse for Seagal to see young boobies". Priceless and true.

I hope Steven Seagal never stops making movies because these videos are my favoritest thing ever.

Oh so before making this "movie" Steven watched The Grandmaster.

Re the guy who discovers the old guy is his father: It is a small village. How is his paternity a mystery, unless the mother was the town bicycle?

That poor cinematographer and the set designer were giving it their all.

10.26 you should make him fart...!

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You Tube movies wants $9.99 for this movie🤣

Whenever Segal stars in a new movie, in his mind it's a documentary. His movies are his stories to tell them as non fiction. His movie production company should be named I'm still relevant studios.

Seems like the camera work is really good. But as Steven Seagal would say, it takes more than flour to make a good pineapple upside down cake.

The accent are really believable…

Why does the cinematography in this actually look really good

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"Throw all the feathers everywhere in the wind" lmaoooo

Aaaaahahahahaha! “Precious family heirloom” is my code for useless trinket that will never be missed!

The true mystery is who puts up the money to make this crap?

Man,you really hate Seagal,right?

Wasn't the thing with the hands a Vulcan mating thing on Star Trek?? Oooh, those people in that rainy village were so poor they only had wooden coffee tables to fall on and break - no glass there I guess . . .

Thanks Ice Man!

When Louis Fan speaks Mandarin, why Seagal answers in Cantonese?😂

Seagal is worse than any other sex tourist in asia.

I'd rather be a prostitute for a year than play a role where I'm romantically interested in any of Steven Seagal's characters.

man , Space Ice ....i fuking love u man...forever !!!!

His movies are like propaganda about himself

How does sticking vegetables in your pants save his face.
Oh god I am laughing it hurts.