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ОтветитьThey are playing Patty Cake,Segal's favorite game
Ответить😂😂😂 too good 👍👍
Ответить"Your destiny awaits you." Yeah, that's what destiny typically does.
ОтветитьWaddling around town in a mumu.😅😅😅😅
ОтветитьI'm sure Seagull has a small dick and suffers from inferiority complex that's why in every movie he makes sure that all the girls mention about what a great fuck he is and how hung he is... I mean in one movie where he is in coma and the female doctor lifts the sheet up, check out his dick and say " please wake up" !!!😂😂😂😂
ОтветитьDid you knew Steven Seagal was supposed to direct this movie?
Ответить"5 reasons this is the worst movie...#5....the plot......because it doesn't have one 😂😂😂💀🤣" I'm dead
ОтветитьI swear seagal makes movies of how he wishes people would see him as. This guy is seriously delusional
Ответитьdid segal heal the little girl
ОтветитьIs the guy speaking mandarin and Seagal is answering in Cantonese?
ОтветитьI only hope he never stops being himself and makes shit movies forever so I can keep watching vids like this
ОтветитьOoooh is this a movie one of his other movies references? About a dual where he cut someones arm off?
ОтветитьTheory: This movie didn't have a script. They just put random people they found on the street on a set with Seagal and said "Feel it out." That's the only way to explain these levels of incoherency.
Ответитьthe philosophy parts have my brain randomly exploding like a helicopter when shot at by a surface to air pistol
ОтветитьThe Seagal playlist is my absolute favorite! I laugh so hard i cry!
Ответитьyou should play warzone, be banned for 2 weeks the first day guaranteed lolol
ОтветитьSeagal is dressed like Clousea in the last Pink Panther movie (when he was dressed like Toulouse-Lautrec)
ОтветитьI love how much you hate him as much as I do thank you!!
Ответить"It was just an excuse for Seagal to see young boobies". Priceless and true.
ОтветитьI hope Steven Seagal never stops making movies because these videos are my favoritest thing ever.
ОтветитьOh so before making this "movie" Steven watched The Grandmaster.
ОтветитьRe the guy who discovers the old guy is his father: It is a small village. How is his paternity a mystery, unless the mother was the town bicycle?
ОтветитьThat poor cinematographer and the set designer were giving it their all.
Ответить10.26 you should make him fart...!
Ответить🙄🤣🤣🤣💪👍👍👍
ОтветитьYou Tube movies wants $9.99 for this movie🤣
ОтветитьWhenever Segal stars in a new movie, in his mind it's a documentary. His movies are his stories to tell them as non fiction. His movie production company should be named I'm still relevant studios.
ОтветитьSeems like the camera work is really good. But as Steven Seagal would say, it takes more than flour to make a good pineapple upside down cake.
ОтветитьThe accent are really believable…
ОтветитьWhy does the cinematography in this actually look really good
Ответить😆
Ответить"Throw all the feathers everywhere in the wind" lmaoooo
ОтветитьAaaaahahahahaha! “Precious family heirloom” is my code for useless trinket that will never be missed!
ОтветитьThe true mystery is who puts up the money to make this crap?
ОтветитьMan,you really hate Seagal,right?
ОтветитьWasn't the thing with the hands a Vulcan mating thing on Star Trek?? Oooh, those people in that rainy village were so poor they only had wooden coffee tables to fall on and break - no glass there I guess . . .
ОтветитьThanks Ice Man!
ОтветитьWhen Louis Fan speaks Mandarin, why Seagal answers in Cantonese?😂
ОтветитьSeagal is worse than any other sex tourist in asia.
I'd rather be a prostitute for a year than play a role where I'm romantically interested in any of Steven Seagal's characters.
man , Space Ice ....i fuking love u man...forever !!!!
ОтветитьHis movies are like propaganda about himself
ОтветитьHow does sticking vegetables in your pants save his face.
Oh god I am laughing it hurts.