2-Hour Compilation of the Dumbest People of Reddit

Well for yeah I kma just go take asleep

I'd probably be fired as a doctor. I would've been unable to hold my tongue and politely asked some of these patients to exit the gene pool.

Mind you I did say some patients... It's one thing to be oblivious to advanced forms of medical care because of lack of education due to poverty and another thing entirely to be a privileged and well educated idiot.

good lord, that penile necrosis story made my wiener crawl all the way up into my chest cavity.

cue all of the i am with stupid comments here

CPS is hit or miss. Mostly miss.

his balls hurting so much that he can't even put on underwear is a major red flag and could be caused by testicular cancer. shouldn't have waited until it got that bad

My ex roommate got evicted because she kept acting like she owned the place and got in a fight with the landlord because we had a room for rent and without being told the roommate bought a sign and put it out front that we had a room. My landlord told her take it down and she tried to tell my landlord that she should reimburse her for a sign which the landlord didn’t even tell her to buy 🤦🏻‍♀️ No. you don’t get a refund from someone if you spend money they never asked you to spend 🤣🤣🤣

these people will make poems out of anything

The biggest thing I have learned with the landlord thing:
BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE IMPORTANT
[also kinda helps that my stepmother is a landlord]

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Thought this was going to be funny, then just back to back stories of people bragging about being a landlord and evicting people. Landlords eat shit, if you are a landlord KYS

Thought the lump below my deltoid was muscle. Didn't have it on my other arm. Ignored it. Almost lost my arm to a fibrous tumor.

Tenant lazy bastards

The vaccine propaganda didn't age well

Isn’t modern appendectomies don’t over the belly button and leave next to no scars? Couldn’t Jersey Shore use the scar to boot is points by claiming a druggy wanted to fight him?

A Hollywood Undead reference * Chef’s kiss

Everyone would be dead of heatstroke if the building was 45c

No vaccines for your kids because you never got the sicknesses when you were a kid...... probably helped that YOU got the vaccines as a child.

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Nothing wrong with chiropractors,or supplements as a potential healthcare treatment or preventative medicine. It can work well alongside actual medical therapy. Integrated medicine is a thing. Just be honest and run any supplements, treatments or herbs by your doctor to prevent drug interactions or harmful adjustments.

"Dong's Sporting Goods"

I once knew a guy who thought he could declassify government documents with his mind. now thats stupid.

my favorite line in this whole upload
"I knew they were living in the empty lot next to Walmart but no one asked me...."🤨😂

Just curious, the Tennant who left his shower on is gross to grow mold and such, but if he's paying for the water bills with the rent why can't he?? Sry if the answers obvious and I'm missing it

Had someone argue with my mom saying that covid was not a big deal. My mom asked him about all those covid deaths. He said that Those people didn't die from covid. They died from a lung infection.
face palm
He wanted to come to argue with me about the same thing (I was previously working in my states covid task force, not USA btw) and my mom warned him to never ever speak to me. I was so glad.

“Machine Gun snot rocket” is last thing I thought I would hear today

Doctors/Landlords can be c**ts too

Try atyyraye

Imagine getting arrested and evicted bc people got pissy over a plant.

Propaganda garbage

Wailing on a knight in steel plate....well that guy has got a story

Eat your cereal

"How did we ever survive as a species?"

The stupid ones used to die before they could breed.

Pay what you owe.

What is the song at the beginning?

At least that tennant knows now not to use an inflatable pool to make a homemade jacuzzi out of

Friends living in HUD apartment. I am spending the weekend, I came in for July 4rh weekend. The landlord came and knocked on the door while my friends were out. He asked me if I was Eddie and I said no. I was just visiting. He said that they were over 6 months behind. I asked what the rent was. He said. They pay 1$ a month. I asked if I could pay it. He said yes. So I pay the back rent and 2 years in advance.

I used to share rent with some crack head who tried to sell the house we had been renting to her friend

Rent can be negotiable

The thing about medical knowledge is that every doctor believes in different things/studies. But for a lot of situations, neither is right or wrong. It's what they believe to be true or false. Example; Some believe pain killer Tramadol isn't addictive but for many patients it is! 2; I had mrca in my breast by the nipple but 2 out of 3 docs said it was a swollen lymph node. 3; Some docs didn't believe addicts could suffer from withdrawal from abusing immodium just to relieve opiate withdrawal but they have. I've seen docs literally google symptoms of patients.

I was on the phone with a good friend of mine who lives up the block. After about twenty minutes I said “Abby I just can’t find my phone!”. She goes, “Jack, how exactly are you talking to me?”

She says she heard the facepalm from the other end of the block.