A.I. Elmo gives DougDoug divorce advice

"I did not impregnate Grover"
Best out of context quote

I love how it’s like twitch chat noticed that the Doug insults Elmo was giving went too far and they all started trying to get Elmo out

The joke really did start to dragon

Hilariously, there is a song called “Fuck You, Elmo” by Rare Americans

From ChatGPT/Elmo:
Dear Doug,

Elmo hopes this letter finds you well. Elmo knows that you might be going through a tough time right now because Elmo heard that your parents are getting divorced. Elmo wants you to know that it's okay to have all sorts of feelings about this, and it's okay to talk about them too.

Elmo knows that when parents decide to get divorced, it can feel confusing and even a little scary. Elmo wants you to remember that it's not your fault. Your parents' decision has nothing to do with how much they love you. They still care about you very much, and they will always be there for you, even if they're not together anymore.

Sometimes, it might help to talk to your parents about how you're feeling. They may not have all the answers, but they want to know what's on your mind because they love you. You can also talk to other grown-ups you trust, like grandparents, aunts, uncles, or even a school counselor.

Elmo knows that change can be hard, but sometimes it can lead to better things too. You might have two homes now, and that can be exciting in its own way. You'll have special times with each of your parents, and they'll still be part of your life in different ways.

Remember, Doug, you're not alone. Elmo and your friends are here for you too. We all care about you, and we'll support you through this tough time. And always remember, it's okay to have big feelings, and it's okay to ask for help when you need it.

Sending you a big furry hug, Doug. Take care of yourself.

Love,
Elmo

More proof that chat is a hive mind

If I tuned into this stream as my first stream, I would think, "Yeah, this is normal Dougdoug insanity."

Your name is DougDoug. That's 2 D's, so you must be the best at 2d platformers.

I imagine that this clip came out now because in the Eldin Ring one you could see chat telling Elmo to fuck off lmao

Elmo sure does talk a lot of shit for a man being worn like a glove rn.

Doug

It was literally the easiest to follow stream this year I don't know what DougDoug means

This is such a comforting "Doug Doug Moment"

Idk doug seems coherent to me

Elmo let the intrusive thoughts win

Elmo is a terrible motivator

XD

Honestly this seems more fun than that stream was, definitely in the running for worst stream of the year. FUCK OFF ELMO

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I love the insane Elmo nonsense going off to the Bayonetta end theme.

I nearly died laughing in the middle of the cafeteria at my work after Doug said "I did not impregnate Grover"

I'm surprised no one made the ukulele joke

What vod is this

I thought the fuck elmo meme was older than this. I was around for this one.

I watched this stream live and missed the part where he asked viewers to use ChatGPT. I was so confused
Edit: Wait doug literally made this exact hypothetical omg

Yes Elmo is indeed here

I didn't stop playing BG3 to watch this clip only to be hit by BG3 music in the face

Rare Americans Reference

the most normal if doug doug streams

doug truly had the best twitch chat in existence

imagine getting paid thousands of dollars to use someone else's jokes as content, but it was actually formed by an AI

This was the cause of the new Rare American song

Whoever made Grover say his period is late or some shit is a fucking genius

Hehe, hiya Dougie-Doug! Elmo knows you've been having a bit of trouble with Spelunky. But guess what? Elmo thinks you can do better! And, umm, divorce... haha!

Gives me big “fuck you elmo” vibes man is a common American

This isn't a lucid moment, this is a nightmare.

lol

I love how Doug's chat is so loving yet so cursed.... and hilarious!

“I did not impregnate Grover.” - DougDoug, 2023

I'm surprised Jake from State Farm didn't make an appearance in the TTS, although I guess the squire wasn't around to lead Jake on to the screen.

This shit whiplashed back and forth so hard

the always going back and forth bit and never feeling at home hit hard

Roses are red
Bow down to your master
The kids were fast
But elmo is faster

“I did not impregnate Grover.” Sure doug sure…

There's something extremely amusing about asking someone to use ChatGPT to do something, for them to in turn start roleplaying as ChatGPT and insulting the requester. It's like super meta gaslighting.

I have listened to the one Grover line during the vod a hundred times it’s so foul and funny

Hi Douglasss!

I'm so sorry about Davey. Elmo deserves to die for his crimes.