Jeff Dunham Admits No Woman Has Ever Said 'Ventriloquist, That's Hot'

My wife loves you, so I can't say what think,😮😢

Man I wish he would share that tape lol

Jeez shut up and let him talk

Hey Kelly Clarkson my girlfriend Emily hartmann is your biggest fan I was wondering if you want to visit her or on your tour

These talk show hosts need to see a few of the Carson tapes to learn to shut the f*ck up and let your guest speak.

What a patient man! How he stopped himself saying “shut up bitches”

he's right. and make-shift weapons.

I have always thought this actress who was on Two Broke Girls was so annoying.

Good thing he has daughters so he wouldn't lose his cool 😂😂

He was already a millionaire 7yrs ago soooo THAT'S how he gets a "hot" wife. Chicks don't care how you earn your money as long as you have plenty of it.

Imagine that woman sees this bit. I don’t know if she’d be pissed, relieved or laughing her head off. Possibly all three.

could you imagine being a ventriliquist comedian at a funeral...the temptation would be too much.

Good morning everyone

Kick off your shoes and go bake a pie bitch, Jesus christ!

Jeff should use his wife as a character and choreograph the the movements, have Jeff speaking for her.

Right what ozzy said

Stop calling them dummies. They are little people.

And just fyi kelly. U keep talking so we'll subscribe to shut u up, hasn't actually workwd on me. Because even though u talkong and talkong and talkong does annoy me, i know why ir doing ot for, so i dont bite in to it

Quess you will be talking for ever. Not going to sub to your channel ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Women have the same mindset all over the world. You can’t keep up with women in talking. Please ladies let the man continue we want to hear him , not you

love you kelly

They just wanted they laid

Two blondes together is bad enough it's a regular hen party 🥳 I know I used to work in an all female office 👨‍💼 🏬 greetings from Ontario Canada 🇨🇦

Girls..

Kelly needs to quit wearing pup tents. Geez

😂🤣

I didn't know he went to Baylor University!!! Sic'em Bears!!! 🐻

Funny story 🤣

Imagine Jeff Dunham playing the Ventriloquist and Scarface in a live action Batman movie or show

The women ruined this for me. Their interruptions and loud laughs killed his story! So, I moved on…

I can't imagine making love with him and in his passion he throws his voice sounding like someone watching the act!

I still wanna hear the end of that story…gosh

That was a great prank especially for the 80s!!

Too of the hottest women ever! A dream come true!!

Subscribe your channel or you will never stop talking hahaha!! Well like what Walter says .. Screw you

Subscribe to your channel!! Who cares about you!! I'm here for Jeff .... Jeffffaaa

Who was the other woman?

"oh Honey I'm a Ventriloquist, I promise I will make your body sing!" Come on Jeff you know it's all in the delivery

Yep you talk to much so much so the guest's have to scramble to tell a story.

Please STOP interrupting Jeff. Let him finish his story. Dang! Dumb blondes.

She’s a big un

This has a Chucky's dad video voyar vibe to it, dude? If he was close, he got closed out.

Wow he's on the Miss Piggy show

people dodge a bullet by not inviting those chicks to dinner

That was a cute video

Since 3 years ago, Jeff tried to finish his story....

I know it's your show Kelly but let the man talk 🙂🦜

Wrold, Dog, Musilim

The same kelly from The music?