The Marvels is The Worst Movie of 2023

Correction: Park Seo Joon (Sentient Plank of Wood) is not a member of BTS. I heard he was from a video I watched during my research but did not double check. I apologize to BTS for suggesting they had anything to do with this movie. I will endeavor to learn from my mistake and do better research in future. The Despot always eats his Ls. Thanks for watching! (I stand by my statement that the role should have gone to Billy Corgan).

DEI is a SCORN and CANCER on the World and American Society and Culture.

I want that blade movie you pitched so bad

Hilarious that feminism happens at the internet's start. They don't realize everything is now recorded forever. Feminism is currently generating the first real-time video evidence, and mountains of statistics, of global and systematic bigotry. And it's being committing almost exclusively by feminists.

WTF is this movie!? Surely there's some great talent out there that needs to be found and tapped to save this dismal swirly called Hollywood.

The only actor to my own personally to go from music to acting is Ice Cube…but there is no chance that he would have been in this female nonsense movie to even get 1% on rotten tomatoes. I know he is far above in another dimension compared to this bottom.

The absolute worst writing from Disney lately. Kathleen Kennedy, and Rian Ruin Johnson destroyed Star Wars so much as well. If only we could delete those movies from the series. Rian RUIN Johnson being such a dick breaking 40 years of storylines, and not listening to anything that anyone was telling him. Specially about Luke.

Really getting sick of the delusional tiny girl beats up giant man thing. I understand that its comics, i just wish things would be a little more relatable. I'm already tossing my brains out to watch the movies, but make it at least a tiny bit more believe, please.

this puke of a movie its so out of the league from Gangs of New York, almost another reality.....

how nobody stopped this? really? and Netflix black Cleopatra? really nobody in production dared to talk loud and thumbs down the whole idea?

sad you watched this trash.... i didnt even bothered on watch it via streaming

Strange misrepresentation of Paul Atriedes in this otherwise excellent commentary.

Everytime I saw Dar-Benn's teeth, I pictured with her pants low, rapping and jiving in front of the three bints.

Her stares remind me of Elizabeth Holmes

This is the results of Marvel hiring the most creatively bankrupt social parasites who can't create anything on their own merits and only got to where they are today with people telling them how great their terribly written fan fiction that you would expect from a middle schooler in the 90's to write. These are ignorant spoiled brats with no concept of how anything works in the real world as they live in their own world's far removed from it and lack any experiences to even use in their writing. These are the kinds of people who honestly believe a flabby unatheletic high schooler with no training in fighting can take down a man twice their size and weight, because they really don't know how things work in objective reality and make garbage like this to stroke their ego's while the films continue to financially flop. Delusional ignorance will continue to lead to more and bigger fincial losses for Marvel and Disney until the stock holder's get sick of all the woke garbage and sue them for their finacial losses that ignorant brats directly caused with their terrible decisions showing that they are activists and not creators. These failures will continue while the slowest egotistical brats will continue destroying everything that others did before them to bring in audiences in the first place. These are morons who have no grasp on reality or how terrible their ideas really are and how they will never be profitable, it's all about keeping fragile ego's intact to maintain the illusion they are living in. Remember a lot of incredibly dense smooth brained individuals had to have signed off on this dumpster fire of a film and that displays the just the level of thinking that Disney and Marvel have currently costing them billions in potential revenue to stroke the ego's of some sub-group that thinks the world revolves around them but are always the biggest financial disasters for the companies that adopt this ideas that just don't work for a wider audience. Social media has distorted these people's perceptions or reality and success that shows in their work that won't be remembered for anything but being major finacial disasters that will eventually take it's toll like what Mars Needs Moms and John Carter's failures for Disney shut down an entire studio. Marvel and Disney have learned absolutely nothing from the past several years of film failures that all started with that Ghostbusters remake that nobody ever wanted.

Disney they destroying the image of Marvel

They falling,, because they replacing all men into a woman. very stupid idea. im done i will never watching that .

I really need to know more about these "super-pyres" you keep talking about. It sounds like everyone has a super-pyre they use, but I didn't see anyone get lit on fire during the entire review.

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Movie was awful, everyone who worked on this film should be fired from show business. Absolutely awful movie.

My eyes must be bad because tom hiddlestons wife is like a 2 at best.

Why does her suit look like a highschool art project of a lazy person, and why is her face like this?

Put WOKE MORRONS to a well made franchise and see how the empire fall :(

Not even close. Even if you hated The Marvels, there were way worse comic book movies with Shazam and Qauntumania. Not mention the metric ton of non comic book garbage cinema like Blood and Honey and the needless remake of White Men Can't Jump. But, hey, they don't have female leads, so you got to milk your misogyny where you can.

As much as i Agree with u, heavy metal screaming is so ass 😂😂 much rather listen to the bts song and i hate that song now

I work at a theater and we're still tryna get rid of our surplus of marvels merch that nobody buys

I would rather watch Bollywood movies over this... but then again I would watch Bollywood over some new marvel movies...

Man, that movie is even worse than Captain Marvel and Ant-Man 3.
By the way, why don't the Kree simply settle on some other planet? I mean they had a vast empire and even if Hala is destroyed and the Hala's solar system uninhabitable, surely they can settle on some other planet in their empire. And even if all their planets are destroyed, surely they can find some free planet they can live on...

Well at least they used a person of color and female to play someone worst than Ganges Kahn or Hitler. but nice tank top on Brie! LOL

I want to see this Blade movie 😂

I don't think the comparison with Disney's Aladdin is really fair when it comes to villains gaining the ultimate power seconds before defeat. If you play the fight in its entirety, Jafar had the upper hand the entire time until Aladdin tricked him into making the critical mistake that ended the fight. After all, we're talking about a resourceful and clever guy who spent several days talking to a genie who told him about the restrictions he has to abide by, facing a power-hungry maniac who only knows genies are powerful. Aladdin successfully exploited Jafar's flaw by reminding him of the genie being the source of his powers and capable of taking them all away, and Jafar didn't think for a second about the consequences of becoming a genie himself.

It's a classic victory of cunning against raw power.

Thank goodness Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rogers were spared from this.

I want your version of Blade!!!

Where did they get the rainbow bridge from? As as far as I am aware, the only rainbow bridge that is left is on full of axe 🪓

Peak MsheU 😂

"No one is watching Loki season 2"
speak for yourself. It was great and due to universal praise it got a lot of attention.

You're crazy if you think no one watched Loki season 2. It was definitely the best thing Marvel put out in years.

This was a hilarious breakdown of another below average marvel movie, much like Disney is killing off star wars, I fear for us marvel fans, that we may never see another great marvel movie again

Love the Blade pitch. Gonna be a fucking money maker!! 😂😎

Your proposal for Blade's Return KICKS @SS! Anything that Marvel does now can only disappoint.

As a resident of the UK, I deeply appreciate your riding (metaphorically) of Paul Schofield!

adults watching movies that focuses on a children audience never fails to make me laugh

I feel like i got my money's worth because brie larson wore alot of shirts in this movie wink wink ... horrible movie tho

There’s a thing called nuance as Denzel explained..S. Spielberg & M. Scorsese are great directors as either could have done Schindler’s List or The Godfather, though showing connections to a culture adds depth.
Kind of like “Bass Reeves”Lone Ranger on Paramount portrayed by D. Olyelwo whose Black British via Nigeria as the mannerisms/energy feel off (to some Black Americans) similar to ‘Selma’ with his MLK portrayal.

Not sayin brie can sing but im pretty sure thats how her career began , but then again pop music isnt actually music its just what ppl who have no self reflection or self awareness think is music , much like bts , no one actually likes that crap but ppl that are into pop music cant have their own opinions so

WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA LET JOHN MCTIERNAN OUT OF PRISON SO WE CAN GET AT LEAST ONE GOOD MOVIE A YEAR

Pssst if underworld was never made ,len wiseman would have never BEEN ALLOWED TO RUIN DIE HARD .......TWICE

Dont have to be athletic is you can poke a space ship and make it explode

Also yea the young girl isnt a bad actress ,but the rest dear god ,i also refuse to even act as if this movie is real

YOU ALL KEEP PAYING TO SEE THE SWILL, WHY WOULDNT THEY KEEP MAKING IT LMAO

Can’t believe Feigi signed off on this film guess it’s fine to burn your company down so long as you hire a strong black female right? Ugh