Monologue: John Malkovich Reads 'Twas the Night Before Christmas - SNL

He looks like he's high ASF! One more, he looks and acts like Grandma murphy from Fallout 4.

The floating window is making me nauseous.

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I grew up in Portugal and never heard about leaving stick of butter for Pai Natal (Father Christmas) to prevent losing a toe… but I do love me some portuguese bread and Azores butter lol

His voice ❤

I think this is the first time I’ve seen an actor who doesn’t need to rely on cue cards on SNL.

I saw this again on TV last night and laughed all over again. I adore John Malkovich!

“Sant Nick”? 🤔

Whenever life takes a daily colossal DUMP on me,I resort to either J.Malkovich/ C.Walken to cheer me up. Both of their comedic works should be placed infinitely on display at the Smithsonian along with the best wax figures money can buy, along with prerecorded greetings. They are national treasures. If not,may Pai Natal come get your toes.

Anybody else notice how we pronounce the word saint

The kids made this sketch work. They were real pros.

True or false……During the holiday season the suicide rate increases significantly 😂

So these kids are all 15 years older now.

Has any of them turned into a serial killer from this?

This is simultaneously hilarious and uncanny.

Absolutely wonderful !!! Don't you just love him .. xxx

We used to suck on pennies and it was delightful!

Perfectly legal to shoot someone entering your home. I love holiday lessons
Merry Christmas,everyone! 👌

Kinda sick

Can anyone from Portugal corroborate the Pai Natal thing?

And all thru the house.

This will never get old🤣

The poem ends "Happy Christmas to all" not MERRY !!!

This is so old school and funny. Just like the 60s-80s kind of grandpa. Could probably explain why alot of our group is into conspiracy theories.

What a classic! The ONLY other person that could have done that sketch justice would be Christopher Walken.🤣

Hope is what we cling to when we have Nothing else.

Back when SNL was funny.

This guy does a great John Malkovich impression

He reminds me of Mr. Lahey

"
..and I'm talking, I mean, PERFECTLY legal."

I love this man so much.

“Itchy itchy” fucking kills me every single goddamn time

"Itchy, itchy."

you should totally be able to shoot someone that’s broken into your home. -even in their back

Why wouldn't it be legal to shoot a home invader?

Malkovich is one of the guys who can be both wacky yet deadpan at the same time. I haven't seen much of his films. I loved him in the RED films and The Man in the Iron Mask, but have yet to see Being John Malkovich. Oh, and he's awesome in Penguins of Madagascar!

Lol

L💙ve you John!!💙💙💙

This opening monologue has stayed with me ever since the night I watched it live for the first time!

This skit is gold.

Love it ,he HAD to be the idea man of this sketch he's enjoying too much

Favorite actor

John Malkovich is just brilliant

Lmao 🎄

"That went better than I thought...."

zzzzzzzz

This is a really under-appreciated skit of SNL. I laugh so hard everytime 🤣 this is how I am with my nieces and nephews 🤣

Omg, I was crying. John Malkovich is one of very favorite people. 😍

Let's Go Brandon !! Fjb

Childwen??