Star Wars - Somehow... Rey Palpatine Returned

The problem with the whole trilogy is that they had a whole back catalogue of ideas they could of used and decided to shit all over them.
Bit like what they are doing with thrawn in asoka. Heir to the empire was a great book with introduction to memorable new characters like thrawn and mara jade.
She would also of been a great character to introduce in the new trilogy if they want a strong female.
They have the solo twins jacen and janina.
All of these plus the older ones could of been worked into a new trilogy while still respecting the old films and expanded universe.
Instead they just said fuck that we don't care about the fans.
The second film was by far the worse lots of the scenes were just embarrassing.
All the plot holes of the first 2 films tried to fixed in the last akd failed. None it made sense and seemed like it was wrote by 5 year old.

I think they didn’t lose enough money

She is very very limited actress. She will kill every film with her.

Kylo Ren was the most interesting character in the sequel trilogy....like Baylan in Ahsoka. Kylo was brushed off at the end of Rise....he actually vanished in to thin air without having said word in the last part of the film.....as if to say go away now that you've overshadowed Rey. Also where we all the Jedi ghosts that told Rey to rise? Why only Luke and Leia were there....and why were they so far off in the distance?

I want to be in this film. Im white middleaged male. Make me the antagonist please. Then let me kill half the characters. Modern starwars needs some real badguys

New movie.
Star Wars REBIRTH
The force fellows a woman to have 100 lovers and become a virgin by 30 years old.

Will never forgive these sequels for what they did to Finn.

The only reason that men are villains is because of how awesome, cool and menacing we are. Woman could never be a villain!

At least andors good… but the second season is being written through writers strike… so it’s screwed

This video has better script than all stars wars trilogy ‘films’ combined. Great job Disney wtf

Funny but these franchises and some MCU films don't self-depricate... The truth was right there all along! The literally self-sabotage!

Many of these bathos-ridden franchises are like this. You wonder how could they ever be reckless enough to self sabotage.. They work it in carefully and show it blatantly to the dumber majority.

Casual viewers and people who never took these films seriously would really enjoy that...
So not, it's not a hot-take or even he slightest exaggeration, it's the truth in plain sight

I find the news of these new star wars movies...disturbing...

They bette remake David filoni direct then next ones, he is the only hope

All hail The God Emporer Drinker... "Embrace the Dark Side... let the drunken HATE flow!"

All hail to God Emperor Drinker

"Drinking green alien titty milk" had me spit out my coffee......LOVE IT!

Long Live Emperor Drinker

Nonsense. Rey is one of the few characters in the saga that actually has feelings and a cool storyline.

I don't think so since Disney is not going to be making any movies for the next four to five years this movie has been permanently shelled and Kathleen Kennedy has truly helped destroyed more than one major franchise.

Hi Ged

Really disapointed about the last years of my loved Star Wars universe.
Im just waiting for Shingeki no kyojin last chapter.

I would like to see the Starkiller story come to the cinema...or rather I would if I didn't think Disney would totally mess it up with some sort of ridiculous 'message' and PC propaganda.

The reason the first Star Wars worked is because you actually liked the main characters in the movie! I found myself wanting Rey to get beat by her brother

how God emperor Drinker makes me laugh out loud when I'm down is a mystery.

surely its obvious now that kathleen kennedy has major metoo dirt on someone big at disney. no other explanation fits.
shes destroying lucas on purpose for revenge, because the alternative is someone going to jail

I think this is the greatest video you ever made tbh. Stick a frame round it and put it on your wall brother.

I wanted to like Rey when the first movie came out, but there was nothing to like. She's basically a non-character. There's nothing to like or hate.

Bro is heated 😂

the sequels are not canon in our hearts

I predict the following scrolling...

"Patriarchy is back... Rey has disappeared while Ken rules the galaxy"

I just wish it was Ken (from Barbie), then I will be the first in line at the cinema.

Is it just me or has anybody else noticed that these „strong female leads“ have no boobs.
Is that something of criteria for the job?

Personally I actually have a bit of hope for the new movies, I’m expecting my hopes to be crushed but maybe

I understand that it's not entirely Daisy's fault for portaying such an un-interesting and un-inspiring character because it's the responsbility of the writers to create a compelling character that resonates with audiences and they failed to do that in every respect BUT... Daisy is not a good actress. She inherently has no on-screen charisma. And that's part of the reason no one gives a fuck about her

I honestly feel bad for Daisy Ridley, she pretty, talented and has all the essential qualities to be a good actress but unfortunately was chosen the play one of the worst characters in the star wars franchise by the worst director and producer to ever work in both Disney and Lucasfilm's.

Putting a pen on a paper should be the least expensive part of Starwars projects. Why not wait untill you have a great script before commiting big money ? Maybe the people making decisions can´t recognize a good or bad script.

There is still time travel and multiverse to be fucked with - so fingers crossed.

Assume me as an Custodian-drinker then! Ave Emperor!

Disney Star Wars has had more movies that never happen than movies that did

Zack Snider Star Wars
Star Wars 1313
Boba Fett movie
Star Wars Detours
Star wars trilogy by Rian Johnson
Rangers of the New Republic that Kennedy fired the Star Gina Carano
Episode nine by Colin Trevarrow
The Obi Wan Kinobi trilogy
The Benioff-Wiess star wars movie

Rogue Squadron is iffy at best
You have canceled about twice as many movies as you have released

What happen to the Rey trilogy?

Many of the movies you have released have gone way over budget
Kennedy needs to get a major clue on reality
This situation reminds me about when she said their were no Star Wars novels and everyone showed them their Star Wars novels.

I like Rey Palpatine, she looks pretty awesome and strong. People hating on it is just hang up on past nostalgia.

Let Hollywood burn.
I used to love Star Wars.
Now I get depressed just thinking about it.

I dunno about you, Godemperor Drinker, but I think "Calling yourself something and then magically expecting it to come true" is what modern audiences have been doing for these past couple years practically non-stop.

If I was the one running the movies, I'd be more than happy to properly think and even consider hiring people that rewrote the movies. Hell. If I could, I'd hire you for character writing, and others for plot writing.

She came back because you can't keep a cunt down for long.

looks like vader shouldve thrown kk down that shaft in return of the jedi

Rey is going to be Jedi master huh? How much you wanna bet her student is going to be a black woman that is ahead of all other students in her class especially the white guys? 😂

there is zero chance of there being a new sequel with rey at the head. jfc. stop...its dead already

The only thing I disagree with is the bit about Dave Filoni he truly understands and loves Star Wars

Never...EVER, SAY REY SKYWALKER.