Aries Spears white families vs. black families

When I was seven years old, I saw my eight-year-old cousin get beat with a shoe. He and his mom and 16-year-old sister were visiting my mom and I from out of state. He kept hitting his sister. Their mom heard the ruckus through the bathroom door. She hollered his name in a soft, motherly “I’m warning you” tone, but he wouldn’t behave himself. She came out the bathroom with a high heel in her hand. As soon as he saw that “weapon,” he backed away and flapped his arms, “No! No!” She must’ve gotten about five good licks on wherever on his body she could aim. Next thing you know, he was sitting in the floor Indian-style and crying. Fast forward 30 years later, he has five kids by five women, and wears an ankle monitor.

I love Aries. One of the greats 👍

"Dude what the fuck" so epic 😂

you laugh but its messed up how our race has seemed to only settle on beating children to teach them something. so unevolved

The slave voice 😂😂

So true. I remember black friends coming over to my house and being like "who's this guy you keep calling dad?" Crazy

This ain't a black thing this a poor thing. My white mum would best my ass.

When u whoop ur kids they whoop other people when they don’t get their way later in life or they convince themselves they deserve it and stay in abusive relationships….

Beating only works on boys tho, not girls

Here in 2023 🔥

I'd love to see a white kid get put in their place by a black mother, they'd probably think twice before disrespecting and pissing off their own parents

My parents beat me, and other parents saw how effective it was, and they wanted to employ him as a professional child beater. Of course, nowadays, people would scream abuse.

can we just applaud our moms and dad’s for whooping our ass for our own good? ❤️ i’m glad i’m not lost ☺️

“At some point this bitch is bout to refuel on this ass whooping” 😂🤣🤣

The longest working comedian that has never missed and is still underrated

Aries is hilarious. I was dissapointed to learn this joke was jacked from eddie murphy

Funniest shit I’ve heard in years !!

I'm not against spanking at all, but some kids need parents to be more patient. My nephew couldn't sit still, he had ADHD.

Russell peters stole thus joke?

Just found this clip a few days ago and damn I've watched this so many times, love it!

The white friend impression was gold

JUST WATCH him turn red hahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

bro i just seen she 50cent in the end

For white kids it's a time out.
For black kids it's a knock out.

And Aries fucking nailed that. 💀

What is that song he was humming?

His white voice made me laugh so goddam hard

I was born thinking I was safe wit white parents but I’m an Asian baby with a southern dad and a mom who grew up in africw

I think your calling is to be a singer dude 🥳

11 years ago?? dude wtf this doesn’t get old 🤣

“Dude wtf?!”
“She can’t do that, this is your space” 😂

"My mother smacked the shit out of the white boy,he turned into me :D

not only the white boy voice was amazing but the facial expressions too that was gold

"Dude, wtf"
😂😂😂😂😂

Help me with my familial problems, o’ melanin one!

My mom's white and I can't say how mamy times I'd get in trouble at school, we'd get home and she'd tell me to hand her the house slippers cuz her feet hurt, but deep down I knew her damn feet didn't hurt she was just bout to give me the whooping of a lifetime 😂

Try me motherfucker 😂😂

Indians can relate to this as well 😢

Mexican mothers: 👡👠🥿🥾👟👞🩴

Im not sure what kind of white people you know but you're a little backwards.

I LOVE THIS JOKE JAJJAJAJA

they should meet asian parents also

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

White dude here with an older single father. My dad was not a typical white parent. He grew up in the 50s and 60s, so he was very old school. I looked at him wrong, belt. I say anything that’s worse than “crap”, belt. I’m 1 second late after curfew, belt, or I get locked out for the night. 😂
Only time my room was allowed to be a mess is when I’m sick and I clean it when I recover. Taught me to be tough, respectful and self reliant.

Maz

Love this but he kinda borrowed this bit from Russell Peters