Demetrius Sucks, So I Married His Wife...

what am I even watching?

she can 'do something for you' if you 'bring her enough hard wood' but you cannot marry her by default? Concerned Ape, please nerf.
seiously downloading the ' the Robin Marriage mod' over dial-up right now.

* Rules appear*

Me: Denetrius is too black for Robin.

Me... eventually: * banned*

I will not stand for this Demetrius slander! He sets up your farm cave to get you resources, and he's really interested in the local wildlife! (I may be biased though because I'm really into biology too, especially zoology.) He dances with Robin on Fridays at the Saloon, he's really protective of Maru, and he wants to be a good stepdad for Sebastian, judging by the books he has in the bedroom bookshelf. (On the other hand, this is all just a video game and people should be able to do what they want with it. I just think Demetrius is a cool guy.)

Just invite me and ill date his son and his daughter

sebby's mom has got what's going on

me with krobus just chilling: cool I guess, now I need to get some void mayo and a void pendant and gift some gifts to the others so I can get cookies from Evelyn :D also megamind Demetrius

When i found out about not being able to Marry Robin, i was searching for a new horizon.
Then i found Leah, and boy, that was the jackspot, she is a top tier waifu in this game

i already wanted to marry Robin since her introduction that welcomes you to the town. then i found out. unfortunately she already have a husband.

Pretty sure Veronica was from HIMYM same as Robin, I think thats where they're names are based from.

Finally, we can marry the milf brigade

I dont care about robin i was confused why i couldnt marry marnie i thought she was single, right? Nah, shes dating lewis

I think Seb was actually grateful that he didn't have to do the flower dance so it's a win win situation lol

Is Demetrius now Megamind from dreamworks?!

Wait, that’s illegal

That 8 heart event was such a wattpad thing to do

we aint gonna talk abt megamind demetruis???

Why is Demitrius Megamind??

am i the only one who wants to marry veronica now????? AND ROBIN

He took "i fucked your mom" to a whole other level

''We're all here as a family''
Throws a fucking tomato for no reason at his step-son

Yandere Maru would be so crazy

Robin kinda mid :/ all the moms are

Yeah befriended demetrius for the quest and he is the most plain character of the game robin deserves a better man
Ps: just subscirbed today

i don't like the term "fanatic", its more about simping

Omg lmao and idk why I feel like she say it so calmly like she hadn’t just been divorced for the 3rd time

The other plus side to this is you can now perhaps give Sebastian something he never found in Demetrius. A present father figure. Granted it's a father figure that may be as young, maybe younger to than him but still.

A-train status

I like how every thought doesn't go she's just on vacation and still married but they had a divorce and ended up right

demetrius is cool idk why people hate on him so much 😭

So… are we not gonna talk about the megamind in the room?

aint no way bro disrespected Demetrius bro, he Is literally my idol how could you do such a thing bro. he has so much rizz bro how could this happen, this is sad that you need a mod to get rid of Demetrius's rizz bro like bro is so cool bro he is literally like my non existent father tbh, I'd marry bro if i had the chance but bro is taken ong. HOW COULD YOU SAY HE SUCKS BRO HE IS SO COOL 😡

oh my fucking god
My thumbnail didn’t load, so I thought you literally stole someone’s wife irl 😭😭😭😭

The unifying experience of playing Stardew for the first time and falling in love with Robin 😅

This is like Manna

I don’t like robin i do like leah

Can we get a full cover of Something in the Way

Naaa that aint demetrius thats megamind

most men could only dream of marrying robin, but this man... he actually did it

Nino your my father in law now cause I married Maru

WHY IS DEMETRIUS FUCKING MEGA-MIND?
WTFFFFFFFF

NTR is, indeed, a trash fetish. But, if you go by SVE, Robin was married before and had Sebastian and his dad was an abusive drunk.

So giving Robin a better life and a better family is fine.

My first time playing Stardew, I wanted to marry Robin then my friend told me I couldn't and I was devastated

COO!

why is demetrius megamind???????