Elon Musk Buys Twitter for $44 Billion, Trump Forgets Name of His Social Media App | Tonight Show

Thank you liberals😂 With your purchase of a Tesla, you have literally brought back free speech(everything you hate)😂🇺🇸

This is how he becomes a real superhero and saves the world

cry cry, were coming for you

Man Jimmy isn't looking too good. It's been over 10 years at least since I've watched him. Alot of change.

Elon should buy Jimmy better joke writer’s...I swear this show didn’t $u€k with Dave Letterman😁

Joe Biden messes up everything but y’all make fun of Trump for 1 thing go make fun of Biden

And Joe Biden forgot the name of his WIFE. What's your point?

Another woke left wing biased show

elon to next buy all chat shows! shut these fools up

stop trying to hate on Trump for no reason , y’all can’t get him off your mind 🤣

Ugly left-wing medias got triggered

It’s like they’re trying hard to laugh at the Trump and Elon jokes

Funny how all the people that claim to be for free speech talk out about how its bad that Elon bought Twitter.
Their rating are so low
Even funnier to see how they HAVE to bring up Trump to stay someone afloat with viewers

Jimmy, you are a hypocrite.

People actually find this funny?

Even Trump forgetting the name of his platform is not as dumb as Biden forgetting he's the President ! We're in a lot of trouble!🤣🤣🤣

Joe Biden doesn't remember his own name.....and just installed a liar who was gas lighting everyone about Biden laptop for two years....but this is what you wanna go on about?

who are these clowns even pandering to anymore look at the comments on anything like this everyone is tired of this s*** like 5% of the country has your back you f**** idiots

Biden can't remember his own name.

I have always liked Elon Musk, I especially like SpaceX, but I think he has made a big mistake with this one. Most Americans are not going to sit there and listen to trolls with their conspiracy theories and lies. It will become either a right-wing or left-wing format and there will be no one to argue with but yourself, so everyone there will agree with you, everyone else will go away. It will become a one-sided trick pony and will fade off into the sunset. I'm sorry but I predict billions will be lost and I hate that.

Free speech is dangerous to the far left Socialists. These Democrats thrive on groupthink, social correctness & mass conformity. Independent thought is antithetical to their cause. This should be so obvious as to make them absurd, but apparently not so in America today. Use your brain, your backbone and your voice to to counter these anti-American forces before it's too late.

Writers room struggling

(Elon Musk's golden cage tempts the blue bird)

How can the grass not be so tempting to the traveling birds?
It is not surprising that she descends to rest her wings from the trouble of traveling
And so does the human being
If his needs are blown by the most powerful winds of temptations
The soft branch will surely bow before the might of the dollar winds
And he is a helpless prey in front of the huge offers, which are put on the table of financial desires
But the most important question
Will that blue bird yearn for its freedom in the conscience of the absolute heavens
Will he be able to find a space and wait to see the cage door ajar so that the blue shoots its wings in the direction of freedom again
Or will Mask this time do the door welding process and dispense with the lock and key philosophy????!

ALI SUROOR

Jimmy Fallow...

No body likes your show buddy!! Ratings will plummet!

Jimmy really sucks

I’m trying so hard to laugh! Leftist propaganda jokes just are not funny.

This must be ratioed all to hell

NEW STAR WARS PLOT :

STAR WARS, RETURN OF THE SHIT

STAR WHORES

"AFTER THE DEFEAT OF DARTH SIDIOUS, OUR HEROES THAT INCLUDE STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN REY SKYWALKER, AND A BUNCH OF BLACK, ASIAN TRANSGENDER WOMEN FIND OUT THAT THE EVIL DARTH MUSK IS BEHIND SIDIOUS' ACTIONS AND PLANS TO REBUILD THE DEATH STAR (YES...AGAIN). WILL OUR BRAVE AND STUNNING HEROES WIN WITH THE POWER OF TWITTER OR WILL THE EVIL DARTH MUSK AND HIS REPUBLIC MINIONS THAT STAND FOR FREEDOM AND APPROACH SPREAD DARKNESS ACROSS THE GALAXY?"

Idiot

That's really bad comedy! 👎

Why does Jimmy Fallon always look like the butler of some rich old Karen who constantly belittles him to his face, but he takes the abuse because he needs the money?

talking head fallon back at it. What about your groomer democratic friends fucking up the country beyond repair?????

Are they still bashing trump ,,isn’t it enough he’s been cancelled ? These people never let up , don’t they know they have the equivalent of a retard as president but we never hear jokes about it it ,,I’m not a trump supporter I just like an even playing field

FALLON KING OF FAKE NEWS FOR A LAUGH!!!

Imagine hunter Biden laptop wasn’t “deemed” Russia disinformation before the election. Now we have the worst president in 50 years.

They watch Trump's mistakes like a hawk. They will celebrate all year if they found one. But they will take 10 years to find one. The best writer in the world can't save fallon's fallen show.

Trout Central 🤣

Their algorithm should be able to not only detect problems but suggests solutions that will offset that stupidity by presenting things that have been scientifically classified religiously verified as known methods to flip that anger or rage anxious impulsive desperation. Into long-term highly productive playful determination which will result in physical mental financial progress occurring on the World Wide Web being constantly consistently available systematically subconsciously affecting the mind-body soul spirit in a positive manner guaranteed.

You cannot promote life by doing business with material, resources and substances that have been scientifically classified and religiously verified as petrified death or worse which all stem from coal oil gas the chemical industry fracking sand, oil and pesticides so forth and so on etc. etc. happy new year you may now eat inhale and drink to the lowest standards of quality that have ever been or ever will be only getting worse. To put it more bluntly people have been living and dying to the lowest standards of quality for so many years now consistently that today's people are living and dying to a diminished quality of life case closed. Mercy, forgiveness and spiritual welfare death are not changing these facts. Protecting, carrying and compensating any moments that are not leading to living up to the pleasure, potential and responsibility of femininity and masculinity maintaining the quality of life to the highest degree that is humanly possible. As always I wish and pray for my soul and spirit to be held spiritually accountable to the statements I proclaim to the way I'm living personally and professionally. I guarantee you never see, hear another body, man or woman in power, persons of legal or religious authority, leaders ever freely accept that level of physical, mental, financial and spiritual accountability for anything they knew do ever. And I have a list of reasons why. But unfortunately Those points are secondary right now the quality of our air, water, foods, landscapes, working and living environment, habitats and ecosystems need to be top priority..... One reason improving upon, maintaining the quality of life to the highest degree that is humanly possible will systematically, constantly and consistently start making people appreciate life to the point where they will not tolerate America having the highest violent crime rate, drug an alcohol dependency problem in the world at the same time the most soft, lazy, out of shape, over fed, undernourished, overworked and underpaid weaklings in existence. For the goal is to become physically fit, mentally sound and spiritually balanced being able to express physical freedom which is key for one to consciously participate in being physically true towards love, honor and the creation of life S.R.F.

8 simple concept basic logic if life is not free why the hell would death be any cheaper it's not. So the question one may wonder is the spiritual cost to one's own soul and spirit for having lived and died to the lowest standards of quality for so many years now global pollution has diminished the quality of life to the point where today's people are living, dying and yielding the worst spiritual kickback that has ever been manifested since the beginning of life only getting worse. The polar opposite extreme to that is today's people should be living and dying to the highest standards of quality which would make each and every moment physically, mentally, financially and spiritually beneficial. S.R.F.

Twitter is worth way less than 1 B take it or leave it. They are worth nothing with their scam and liars. Elon should not pay more than 1B. The CEO is an Indian !!! any questions?? Without Trump, no one knows Twitter.

AAPL

Great job musk!! Now really destroy these liberals lives go buy tik tok and Facebook

“Cmon man, you know the thing can’t foot hills to the hymalayas with xi jing ping to twitter. $7 per gallon? Cmon man it’s RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA. Give me all the guns man, you will have nothing and you will be happy while I have my ice cream and my son. Ukraine, laptop? Cmon man you know the thing is russian disinformation.” - Biden talking to himself in the mirror before one of his agents reminding him that he’s talking to a reflection.

I was raised when Johnny Carson was the host of the tonight show. I can't even watch this person for two minutes.

Fallon’s voice gotten even more irritable to listen to over the years.

The guy that is on tonight show is a dumbass I've never seen Anyone not funny as him

I am so happy that Elon Musk FIRED the CEO & other Executives of TWITTER.... Hopefully, Elon will only hire fellow Republicans, so we can CENSOR, SILENCE & CANCEL all the worthless, deplorable Dem/Lib scvm.