Russian History be like

I love russian and i love putin so much his my idol

Russian history is basically "liberals stay mad lmao"

"zar"

I loved the time when Lenin said "it's revolution time!" and proceded to revolve all over the Russian tsars.

You forgot the "a nu cheeki breeki iv damke"

Ukraine? That no country with that name. There was territory on southern borders under the hand of Ottman empire in 17 century where lives otthodox ppl. Ekatherine #2 the Great forxed out turks from Moldova, part of Romania, Crymea, etc. No "concede lands". We all know what you, "cannibal civilasation" done to locals. Our "indians", people of cyberia & far east tribes for now Шойгу Сергей Кужугетович and Собянин Сергей Семёнович. Fuck off and care you own East-Palestine. Any other problems?

US history will look like "stupid ppl who loves memes more than reality"

Suka blять

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History of Ukraine and Belarus be like:


















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А ...... Понятно , спасибо

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So basically Ivan IV life, and civil war following his death, got it.

After the “Times of Troubles”, there was the “Era of Turmoil”, followed by the “Period of Unparalleled Suffering”. After that, the happy times were over and things got worse.

Listening to Intercepts from Ukraine the Russian soldiers seem to always speak in the tone of 'we were getting f*cked hard and then we got f*cked even harder'. 'Well f*ck that f*cking' says the other guy. And then they laugh about it and continue on to next topic. No REEEE or anything like that. Just living and dying and trying to stay as drunk as possible.

You can't hide those Kislevite Kossars from me

In russia hard times are called good times

The most ridiculous bullshit in the entire history of Russia is Lenin, who destroyed a country with a centuries-old history, lost a war that was already won by concluding the Treaty of Brest with Germany, thereby becoming the only ruler in world history who lost to a losing country in a war in which there were only 2 sides.

Trying to improve the life of serfs is an ongoing struggle in Russia. :^)

The story of the murder of his son by Ivan the Terrible is nothing more than an artistic fake. Later, Repin openly stated: "The picture was directed against monarchism." There is no real confirmation of this event. "By the power of Repin's genius, historical lies began to be accepted as truth" (L.M. Anisov).It should be noted that the medical and biological examination of the remains of the tsarevich, conducted in 1963, found no traces of blood, but found an excess of mercury content 32 times higher than permissible, and arsenic — 3.2 times. Most likely, the prince was poisoned, which was the reason for his father's grief.

Russia: Signs neutral pact with Nazis to avoid joining WW2.
Nazis: Beats most of western Europe. Gets bored. Invades Russia.
Russia: WTF?
Hitler: Trollface.

YEARS OF ACADEMY STUDYING WASTED

As a Russian, I confirm that even nowadays every Russian has his own belowed bear Petya (Петя) and fights Tatar with a minigun equipped on the Petya

Ivan the Terrible killed his son in the same way that Epstein killed himself

My favourite part is: there was a Russian Empress Anna Ioannovna, and her biggest hobby was to shoot at birds from the windows of her palace. She was also pretty dumb, so the Empire was ruled by basically her German boyfriend Biron. Just imagine how surreal it is to see an Empress in her large 18 th century dress with a frickin gun, running around the palace

моё финальное повторение за день до егэ:

Then it get worse.

Tsar Dmitry imposter thing ending with shooting the last one out of canon was the most extra thing ever

Спасибо, что помогли выучить истрию России, а то я ничего не помню.😊

Shinji in this actually fits lol

As russian, I have only one good question.
Who tf is Reznov bruh?
Our one and only godlike Tsar is Joseph RasPutin I, founder of the Putingrad (Moscow today), shame on you if you didn't know that.

This is russia in history class 💀

Basically any CK3 game ever

И это было ОХУЕННО

Kerenskiy, a politician, as said, running away in the dress, then saying he saying he wasn't and it all was imagined by Borovik

Nice antirussian propaganda

Nah, nah, nah. Our history be like : everyone jerking on Stalin and Putin.
Ok, not everyone, 90% only

Strongest slavic nation is russia

And they called the ottoman "sick man of europe" just to become history first😂

The only thing that can defeat russia is russia

История России большая.
Догосударственная история Руси (до 862 года).
Киевская и Новгородская Русь (9 - 12/13 век).
Удельная Русь (10/12/13 век - 15/16 век).
Великое княжество Владимирское (1125—1389)
Новгородская республика (1136—1478)
Великое княжество Московское (1263—1478)
Смоленское Княжество (1127 — 1508).
И другие княжества на территории Руси что находятся на территории современной России с 10/13 века по 15/16 век.
Русское Царство (1478 (по другим данным 1547) - 1721).
Российская Империя (1721 - 1917).
Российская Республика (1917 (фактически с Февраля, формально с сентября 1917) по 1917 (до октября 1917).
РСФСР (1917 - 1922).
Российское Государство (1918 - 1920).
А также другие государственные формирования на территории современной России в годы гражданской войны с 1917 по 1923.
СССР (1922 - 1991).
РСФСР (1922 - 1991).
Российская Федерация (1991 - по сей день).

Waiting for Ukrainian history

Now do Ukrainian history be like:

Да мы уже привыкли

Don't forget about widow sending fire birds to people who refused to pay raised taxes

Im from Russia, and THIS IS 100% ACCURATE

История России 7 класс за минуту и три секунды, поехали!

I love the history of Russia. Therefore, in this subject I have 4

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