Steamed Hams

You ever stop and wonder if the phrase "steamed hams" can also refer to the hamburgers being "steamed' in their juices while being grilled?

When you're a bard with +18 to deception

i wonder what aliens would think of humanity if this was the only trace of it besides buildings and skeletons

Why is this so funny

This scene has aged so well. People could literally speak a language just quoting this and it'd never get old

This the Most Lovely Meme Animation Ill Never Leave In My Whole Life

GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

Bless

Zelda style... yeaaahhhhhh 🎉😂

i love the little intro

Was I the only one who realized that when he opened the door for a second the dudes suit suit was black for a split second and then it turned blue am I the only one who noticed that?

i’ve never played d&d but I feel like this is what a constant natural 20 on persuasion would feel like

The best bit of this is absolutely where he is confronted on why they would be called "steamed" when they are obviously not and... like... he just can't do it. He's got so far and all the mad improv finally fails him. It's just so relatable.

Seeing this video without any edits or modifications is so cursed because I'm always expecting something to happen

It's lunch and Skinner pretends it's bedtime.

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers: Yeah.
[Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror]
Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:]
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
[Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.]
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Skinner: Uh...upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!
Chalmers: For steamed hams?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
Chalmers: Of course.
[Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?!
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ...No.
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
[As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Agnes: Help! HELP!!!

Skinner= Bob Iger
Chalmers= Nelson Peltz

Lol steamed hams

May I see it?

Original: Seymour, Hamburger, Krusty Burger

Regretevator Version: Partynoob-Mour, Bive-burger, Gnarpy Restaurant

Steamed Hams but the top and bottom of the frame are cut off.

I gotta appreciate Seymour’s manipulations, he is shown being an intelligent man rather than a goofy principal

Steamed hams😊

I said if I ever invited friends and/or family over to dinner & I accidentally burned the dinner, I'd be tempted to just go to a nearby restaurant & get fast food, but there are 2 problems...

#1: There are no fast food restaurants across the street from me or within walking distance of my house, so I'd have to get in my car & drive somewhere close by.

#2: Everybody would probably recognize right away that it's not my cooking.

Luckily, I'm pretty good at grilling & using an air fryer instead of an oven, so I could just make something else if I have bad luck with the oven.

I've been grilling since I was 11 & was trained by my parents.

I enjoy the magic trick Chalmers does by taking a bite of a burger and making it whole again.

"You call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."
He should say that they are fake grill marks, just like the ones at fast food restaurants.

Still don't understand why he didn't just turn off his oven

In memory of:

Rochelle-burned the crap out

Ellis-didnt eat

And thus a legend was born.

Wait a minute. What is that episode of “The Simpsons”?

The “Yes☺️” skinner does after chalmers asks him about aurora borealis will never have me not dying

awesome

Help!!! HELP!!!!!

Steam Hams

I came here because of steamed ham inc

This man was literally about to let his mother roast like a duck in her room just to impress his boss😂😂

No, no I said steamed hams

Original: Seymour, Hamburger, Krusty Burger

Gen Alpha Version: Skibidi-mour, Gyatt-Burger, Pizza Tower

Yeah The original is 100x better than that brain-rot Gen alpha

idk why but I know for a FACT Conan wrote this sh*t 😭😭😭😭😭

Today, im making a Bottom Round Roast for Christmas and im wearing a shirt from Dixxon Flannel Company, aptly named the "Borealis". The depth of covert meme-ry I accomplish in my life is quite delectable. I hope I dont ruin my roast.
Happy Christmas, Harry.

I like how despite the fact ive seen this 100 times i just noticed when he showed skinner the burger was grilled there was no bite taken out of it lol

Skinner saying “Aurora borealis” and “Yes.” so quickly is proof that confidence will make anyone believe you 😂