Steven Seagal Movie Shadow Man Is So Bad It'll Give You Syphilis - Worst Movie Ever

No wonder this twisted fantasy fiend ended up in Russia. I hope Putin has him in a muddy trench in Ukraine.

Surface to air handgun 😂😂😂😂

"That's syphilis" is my new go to response from now on

So outta shape he needs a body to for walking scenes

He is so out of shape that he uses body double for scenes he is supposed to walk.

STEPHEN HAWKING SEAGAL PUTS THAT BRAIN TO WORK AND STARTS SCIENCING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM LIKE A WILD APE! 🤣🤣🤣

Seagull is a masterpiece in a world full of pronouns 🤣

It’s the aikido of film making

I'm convinced that each of Seagal's movies are what he thinks his life is really like.

Fucking hilarious

Thank you for enduring these films , so we won't have to.

Dude… your voice is more annoying than the movie…

This movie was written by chatGPT v0.1

Lmao the watermelon!!!

I know everybody's question was what the 'syphillis' line was about, and props to the man who explained it below, but I'm more curious as to what the irsdotcom hacker / cia agent was all about and what part he played in the movie. And as like many of you, I don't want to watch the movie.

720 lol love it

This is the third video in a row from this channel and I loooove it
I think narrator have an unfinished business with segal 😂😂

This video is brilliant and funny.

The upper half of Seagal's face disapproves.
The other half doesn't care.

I loke how all these mob laundering schemes called movies have the same elements. Daughter kid naped, cia buddy, random killings and car chases etc.

😁😁😁👌👌👌

This video is fucking GOLD

Nice C4 wagon. I think that's twice now I've seen a C4 in a Segal movie. The other one was an A6 in the movie with the tiger and Dennis Rodman.

EVIDENTLY SEGAL IS MAKING MONEY OFF THESE BOX OFFICE BIMBOS OR ELSE HE COULDNT CONTINUE....LMAO

There is a Romanian Taxi driver called Anya, you know her?
No!
She has an English accent? so might not be Romanian? probably the only female Taxi driver in Bucharest with an English accent?
OH SURE!, LADIES BATHROOM!!!

Do you think Seagal ever faps to his own movies?
I mean like 40 movies and not even a single Oscar nominee!

I like how he's like "ah yes, the womens room, where women go to make out"

Funniest film review in history 😂😂😂

that's syphilis

When the news is that Segal has is dead, the Angels will sing!

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂he kills even his body double....... that was so funny

Did he pronounce 'Chi' right?

"I want you to take me someplace where I can find some drugs and some women"
- not a narc

Holy shit. I’m dying laughing

I love that his body double doesnt do anything more active than walking, so good ahah

Dude, you are cracking me up with this shit.

Guys...I think it might be syphilis.

From what I know these m movies are used money laundering. Either way; thank goodness we get these gems. Thank you 🙏🏻

I'm fking 38 years old.And I'm not fkin joking. I've never ever, evvvveeer laughed so hard at any YT video or any kind of fucking video so hard I literally farted twice, so hard.

Omg the body doubles that look nothing like him!

I’m literally in tears over here. 😂😂😂

This absolutely started the Writers strike. No one wants to be responsible for this garbage fire.