IMDB Files: The Lowest Rated Films in 1983

IMDB Files: The Lowest Rated Films in 1983

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@OcpCommunications
@OcpCommunications - 29.12.2016 13:28

Another excellent episode of this excellent series. And hoo boy there's a lot of stinkers here. And Revenge Of The Boogeyman is the same film you are talking about. It's also known as Boogeyman II. It features mostly stock footage and some of the shittiest kills ever. Death by Sonicare, and many others.

Skullduggery I have never seen, but I remember blasting the cover art when I did the Bad VHS Cover art series of videos. I haven't seen Warrior Of The Lost World but it sounds like fun to me. The Lonely Lady starring Pia Zadora is one of the shittiest movies I have ever seen. It's a really boring lame ass drama with some of the worst acting I have ever seen. And as far as I know? It's one of the few films that is still only available on VHS. And for good reason. This is a real shit fest.

The Demons Of Ludlow is another film I haven't seen. But I do remember the trailer and that was awful. Another cheap low budget horror film with no budget and no entertainment value. The Creature That Wasn't Nice aka Naked Space I just picked up on DVD. It seems like a dollar was too much to pay for this trash.

I have never heard of Intrusion Cambodia before, and it definitely seems like for good reason. Same goes for A Night To Dismember. And Geek Maggot Bingo is one of the dumbest titles ever. Bullamalakaka? What the hell is that? Smokey and the Bandit 3 is one of the worst sequels ever if you ask me. And not even a cameo with Burt Reynolds can save it.It's All Right, My Friend? No it's not all right. Because the movie came and went and it seems like no one can see the damn movie. Jaws 3D doesn't even belong on this list and it's nowhere near as awful as so many critics say it is. It's a fun sequel and to me personally the last Jaws film worth a damn, and it's not even remotely as bad as Jaws: The Revenge.

Metalstorm is that bad if you ask me. I saw it years ago and I don't remember a single thing about it. Other than it's title, and that it was cheap as fuck and boring. The Being is one I want to see thanks to you and I have it on DVD, because it honestly looks like a fun flick for what it is. A b-movie. Scalps is a film I haven't witnessed, but it's directed by Fred Olen Ray so I am not going to doubt the low rating here. I know better. The Man Who Wasn't there I am curious about, because it's Steve Guttenberg as the Invisible Man.

Play Dead sounds really bland. Suffer Little Children sounds like a stinker. Hercules I enjoy as a so bad it's good movie. It also has a legitimately great score in it as well. And I used to hate the sequel. But I have really warmed up to it for it being such an epic fail that it's hilariously good fun to watch. Microwave Massacre is a microwaved turd. I still cannot believe that got a blu ray. And no The Hitcher is not on blu ray. But this crap is, which is bullshit. Prisoners Of The Lost Universe I might have on VHS somewhere but I haven't seen it. All In Good Taste? Yeah no one who has good taste will watch this movie.

Angel Of H.E.A.T. is one of those movies that I have wanted to watch just for a laugh but have never got around to watching. Grizzly II: The Concert is an unfinished film but it's a real curiosity piece to watch. I still want to know how this ended up getting bootlegged. Now that is a story that would probably be better than the movie itself. The Returning sounds like a film that you would return to the rental store before you finished watching it. I never saw Seven Magnificent Gladiators. Caged Fury is a lame Nazi prison porn movie. And yeah I love the Alchemist so much. No. I don't. It's one of the worst films I have ever seen. It's such a shitty movie. Disconnected I have on VHS but I haven't watched it yet. It sounds really lame.

This is the first time I have ever heard of Dance Of The Dwarfs and now I genuinely want to see it, because it sounds like a so bad it's good time at the movies. Beasts sounds like a generic killer animal movie. And the title could not be even more generic if it tried. Amityville 3-D is not a good movie by any means, but I enjoy it in a guilty pleasure kind of way. And it also does have some genuinely good effects in it as well. The Wicked Lady I have heard of thanks to the Cannon films doc, but it doesn't interest me. Joysticks is a soft core porno/comedy like Porky's but with arcade games. I have always been kinda curious about it to be honest. Treasure Of The Four Crowns I have on VHS in Michigan and honestly it looks like silly fun. Please Don't Eat The Babies...and please don't watch this movie. The Funny Farm? There's only one Funny Farm I know of and it's not this movie. It's the one with Chevy Chase. Raiders In Action is just really bad engrish. Frightmare is also known as The horror Star. But that's the only thing I really know about it. Styker is another wannabee Mad Max. Survival Zone is kinda similar in some ways. It's not very good but like you said, it does have some nice cover art. Getting It On's plot is just wrong. It's in essence recording illegal sex tapes.

And A Night In Heaven is another infamous stinker. John G. Alvidsen directed this shitpile and it features Christopher Atkins as a male stripper named Rocket who seduces Lesley Ann Warren. I have to be honest though the last time I saw it? It was a such a train wreck that it was entertaining.

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@Yegiua
@Yegiua - 29.12.2016 14:14

Can u do more of this this was good.

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@jackcraven2266
@jackcraven2266 - 29.12.2016 18:15

Just like all of your previous IMDb videos, this was also a fun to watch and listen to your comments about it. Jaws 3 really is not that bad, and yes, Smokey and the Bandit 3 is absolute horrible pile of fucking shit which should be erased from existence. Also, i hope you'll have fun watching that Grizzly 2 fanedit. I too would like to see some documentary about that film. I would like to see you make more of these IMDb videos, because i like to hear your opinions about films like these.

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@animationlover18
@animationlover18 - 29.12.2016 20:13

do more

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@JerpPin
@JerpPin - 29.12.2016 21:34

Great episode

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@kentuckycunctator
@kentuckycunctator - 29.12.2016 22:45

Smart to take a respite from Seagalathon.

I really enjoy Warrior of the Lost World. I think it's fun and clever.

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@direct2screenwriter
@direct2screenwriter - 30.12.2016 00:19

This is probably my favorite series of videos you do, aside from your reviews. I spend so many hours just stumbling around IMDB, looking at obscure movies. It's fun watching someone else do it.

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@jordonhillhouse167
@jordonhillhouse167 - 30.12.2016 06:22

I'm an 83 kid too!

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@JerpPin
@JerpPin - 30.12.2016 07:17

And please... Don't eat the babies...

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@thewayneflyinghigh9128
@thewayneflyinghigh9128 - 23.07.2017 09:24

rambo4life, I saw the cinema snob's review of The Lonely Lady and that film sucked.

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@thewayneflyinghigh9128
@thewayneflyinghigh9128 - 23.07.2017 09:29

rambo4life, Jaws 3-d was that bad, having seen some film reviews of it. Jaws the revenge was way, way worse.

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@Emulous79
@Emulous79 - 19.08.2022 01:13

Warrior of the Lost World is a hoot! That part at the end with all the balloons flying and the people kicking their feet to the song... LOL. Deserves a 5, I think. As entertaining as Bronx Warriors, Endgame, or any of those other Italian Mad Max/Warriors/Escape from New York rip-offs.

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@Hobblone-xe3jv
@Hobblone-xe3jv - 07.07.2024 01:32

Skullduggery, Burt Reynolds, 1970

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