Tom Segura - Every Family has one Stupid Person

I absolutely HAVE to figure where he performed this show at so I can make sure never to go anywhere near that area in my entire life.

The only stupid person in my immediate family are my brother and i's gfs. 😂

Yeah that’s me, especially the restaurant thing

Trying to figure out the 18 miles west of Lake Worth reference that is where I grew up

I always said white crowds are the worst..they have no humor. I prefer black crowds, they wild

Crowd was tough but delivery was a tad bit choppy to, nonetheless phenomenal comic, will definitely be watching more of him

Tom looks so much better now

Some families have many more than one stupid person. Don't ever let your family manipulate you.

"There is no depth to how stupid you feel we are capable of being"

American idiocy confirmed by that trainwreck of a sentence. You mean no limit? tf would "no depth" be?

And the stupid one is almost always more successful. No, I'm not talking about my little sister...

Wow he came close to Bombing there. Weak material.

I hate him with hair

Canadians smell their own farts. They're paying they price now. Tom you're so slow, but funny.

I have a cousin Brian lolololol

1?

Man this crowd sucks 😂

the most annoying thing about Americans is the Whooping at everything.

ehhh

...and if you dont know who it is it's probably you

I thought maybe the mic wasn't picking up the audience until he said that Montreal and Vancouver bit and the crowd erupted in laughter, holy shit

Murderboners, omg. :D :D

The dude must have been confused since childhood.
Wondering why everyone was eating the same thing at breakfast.
... dinner time really put him over the edge 😂

Luckily Technology has increased our lifespan,.. And, number of idiots in any given family 🤗

Alex Murdaugh is that dude in his family lineage 😂😂

ah, good old Tom before everything was a ymh joke

Must be canadians

I wholly disagree with ordering the same thing when you go out to eat.

Only one?

Cracks me up how he’s saying Americans are stupid and that gets a laugh…yet this crowd could barely pick up on the rest of the jokes

I hate watching good stand up with bad crowds. I empathize and kind of feel awkward for the comedian. Like I bet they just want to walk away. I just feel uncomfortable watching it. I absolutely love Tom Segura btw

this seems like a set from early in his career. just less raunchy and more typical set up joke set up joke. his stories and character stuff is hilarious.

Super hard watch this time

His cousin had a point.

18 miles west of Lake Worth? If you are referring to FL then I think you may be accurate. Locally speaking.🤭🤣

I saw him live last year. Never laughed so hard in my life

yo wtf with that crowd jesus christ they suck

The dumbest part about this joke is the crowd

One???
Hahaha ok.
I would say the opposite. Every family has approximately one not-stupid person in it…

Damn this crowd was lame lol

By the way, the pauses he makes. My guess it's a skill he developed. Those pauses are great.

My ex wife would get really mad when I ordered the same thing as her in a restaurant. When I tried to pin her down on it, she would say "what if I want to sample some of yours?". But she didn't eat red meat and she wouldn't say anything if I ordered beef. But yeah, I say something like "I'll have teriyaki chicken too" and that would set her off.

Really funny but crowd has no sense of humor

I'm sick of "like". So...see ya, valley girl

Yea, we all have a liberal in the family.

everyone's head is (already) full ...
mainly of themselves ...
there's little room for anything else ...
or for anyone else ...

Why is everyone saying tough crowd. I hear them laughing plenty honestly, what you expecting they need to piss themselves & fall down laughing?

Canadians try not to laugh too hard just to be polite 😅

Nope, Cousin Brian was the smart one when ranking animals. Humans are the dumbest 😅