The People You're Paying to Be in Shorts | Dorktown

"And Boria Diao is French." Hysterical!
The saddest or funniest part is that this 2 hour video is the most interesting The Bobcats have ever been.

I was wondering where Stephen Silas is now, he is now an assistant coach for at the time of writing...the 3-30 Pistons

This style of video editing has to be some kind of unnamed genre. It feels like a presentation, a documentary, a news broadcast, lecture, a radio broadcast, a 50s movie, music concert... I don't know, but my I feel like every kind of emotion I have are all being activated.

Paying respect to this just in case the Pistons break the record.

Maybe Steph could pair with "The One"... 🤦😭😂

"because nobody wants to walk around looking like a SIM." 😂😂😂

"and proud, we are, of all of them." 🤣

28 in a row

Record. Tied.

LOL PISTONS

I just woke up infront of my computer..
And this was playing... what is this??....I'm confused??

And today Stephen Silas is the assistant coach of the 2023-'24 Detroit Pistons. who at the time of this comment are on a record setting 27 game losing streak.

THE PISTONS DID IT! 27 IN A ROW! Now for the big record.

27th loss on the 27th day of December, 2023...

Pistons might actually surpass the Bobcats

Can’t wait to see the pistons version of this video.

I think we need another one of these but for the 23-24 Detroit Pistons

rewatching this during the pistons’ current skid really puts into perspective just how long this season was, even though it was shortened. like this is still months and months of doing pretty much nothing but losing - we’re only two months into the season this year and even as a non-pistons fan, it already feels pretty bad.

Here after watching the ‘23-‘24 pistons collect their 26th L in a row

Stephen Silas gotta be so bothered to be a part of two of the worst teams in NBA history… both as assistant coach!

Why did Kofie come in so loud? Lmfao

Gonna have to update this one at the end of this NBA season.

we are one step closer (L25)

Looking forward to the inevitable Detroit pistons sequel

The NBA champion "ALWAYS" being the best team, is an absolutely insane statement

had to comeback to this masterpiece (thanks 23-24 pistons)

"Finally. A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary."
-Bobcats after seeing the Pistons (A team that was actually expected to win games) have a longer losing streak than them

leaving this comment so that people can remind me to watch this video for every next consecutive loss the Pistons get this regular season of 2023-2024.

current: 2̶3̶ 2̶4̶ 2̶5̶ 2̶6̶2̶7̶ 28 (Thanks Celtics, though you had until OT to do it)

The Detroit Pistons' losing streak is now at 23.

Will the Bobcats be freed?

Magette is hurt, Gerald Henderson is hurt and Boris Diaw is frensh. As a european 2k Player i Loved that line 🤣🤣🤣

I love you, SB!

Watching this as the poor Pistons chase consecutive loss glory this season (chance to tie this Bobcats team tonight against the Bucks), but even they don't look quite 7 wins on the season or .106 win percentage inept.

I’m a pistons fans rewatching this to feel something

I can’t wait for “The People You’re Paying To Be In Shorts: Part II” featuring both the ‘24 Pistons and Wizards

Pistons fan. Back here for no reason whatsoever.

leaving a comment here before the 23-34 Detroit Pistons break the record

One of? He has the highest scoring avgs in both rs and po.

THE PISTONS ARE DOING IT!!!

On rewatch, this has to be one of the best things this crew ever made.

Rest in peace, Rick ❤

Was this released as episodes?

Man whoever this dude talking college basketball is has the most annoying voice

Let’s be real Chris Paul definitely isn’t a top 5 anything 🤣

I honestly thought the video was about MJ paying people to go to that golf club and wear shorts

Completely accurate description of NC’s feelings toward college basketball. ACC tournament regularly found its way onto the classroom TV. We would DEFINITELY fill out an NCAA tournament bracket in one class and if Duke, UNC, or State were making a run in the NCAA tournament and there were games during school hours you could guarantee you weren’t learning anything in one class that day.

Boris Diaw was Nikola Jokic before Nikola Jokic

If you’re a Pistons fan, who’s winning a 7 game series? The current pistons (2023-2024) or these bobcats

Panthers lost to Peyton Manning, not Tom Brady....

Not sure if anyone here remembers that early 2010s meme of Anthony Davis:
“I don’t always use the internet, but when I do... eye-brows.”