WXPD Channel 9 News: Frightening Teen Trends - SNL

Fun fact, canned soup actually basically never expires. The "expiration date" on the can really only means the date where they no longer can guarantee the quality that they intended. So after that date maybe the contents might be mushier, or the flavor not as good, but it never will rot because there are no living microbes inside the can and no way for them to get in unless the can is damaged...

Emma is so good here, did not recognize her.

Sounds likes his Keith Morrison..

Emma kinda resembles Dakota Johnson in this sketch

These stories sound like something fox news would do..lol

Unfortunately, this is really the evening news every day

Euphoria is a more accurate portrayal of teen life than these news stories.
We've all dealt with people assuming we do insane and stupid things the second we get "teen" added to the end of our age 🤦🏼.

Its bill all over.

Was this before Herb Welch?

Where’s herb

Definately KY3 springfield mo...chad plein. "Be scared of everything because I AM..down with real men,be a fem!"

Never ever andaer another guestion from that guy.

He's so smugly satisfied when the mom gets horrified. Bill is a legend.

I could only hear the audio at first and I wouldve sworn it was Leslie Nope speaking, can't recall her name. Sounds exactly like her.

Forgotten SNL divas. W A T N ?

We did trampolining when I was a kid. I told my parents I was going over to jump on the neighborhood tramp Eileen.

🍵 I had to go to Campbell's rehab for my souping addiction! 🍲

Plot Twist: The reporter is Herb Welches' grandson.

Not as funny as Herb Welch but has its laughs.

That was freaking stupid and boring,,,,, And a waste of my freaking time

"Young lady, young lady, I know what you been doing on that trampoline" 😭😭😭

Cheesing 😂😂

I heard souping is real though!

I knew it would also be Bill the third time, and yet I laughed all the same 😂

It’s been a decade and this is still my favorite SNL sketch, I’ve rewatched it hundreds of times

kristen wiig is such an amazing actress she fits every role

It’s so sad that this is so accurate

“What you’re eating could kill you! Tomorrow at 11.”
Every news channel😂

snl not funny anymore

this just seems like CNN regular programming

Rural conservative media

I thought this was a regula day on fox news

I did that and heard that teenage kids were jumping off roof of the house so I said lets do it they got a ladder I climbed and jumped off roof after

I’m now three years sober from a souping addiction.

With whats going on with FOX news this aged well and the name DeSantis Fantastic, Fantastic!!!

Well they sure be doing other things 😂

Kristen Wiig is awesome.

They just need to change from WXPD to Fox and it will be dead on lol

I don't think the artist rendering is right. Ain't there supposed to be nine other guys.

🤣🤣🤣

New York Post style news

Now Borging...

I kinda needed one, like 15 years ago

Where's Herb Welch when you need him!!!

omfg...soup..I'm a soup monster

🤣

And that's india's main stream media operates...

Do Gen Z kids have to deal with this shit too? Or are we the only generation forged in the panics of classics such as the "Rainbow Parties"?