Splatoon 3 Salmon Run is NO JOKE

How do you get good teammates. My team mates always suck. Also if u notice, time he won a third wave, their was no flyfish

We need a "bring your own drip to work" day

I've noticed a lot of people just ignore cohozuna and go straight for eggs when you could be doing a lot more dps just shooting him with a good number of weapons

why do you say bloblobber like that 💔

as a bloblobber main in literally every other gamemode i can confirm it is awful in salmon run

A way to tell if you're gonna get a Cohozuna is the ending jingle will sound out of tune. It's subtle, but it's just off enough that it makes you go "Something's up..." and then Cohozuna appears

im better than you at salmon run :)

“So many red flags you’d think the carnival is in town” i need that phrase

Normal day in Ohio

J Emoji can you do a Nuzlocke

King salmonid is the fish equivalent of failboat’s Behemoth Screameth

Holy shit dude maws hate you. They just won't leave you alone

Wouldn't mind bringing my Heavy or hero shot

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm famine

Fly fish and stringers should be your main priority if they spawn since they can attack from afar and can be a real pain in the ass when theres more than one of them.

immaculate ending

The end was so funny bro

I main the blob lover😢

Squid Game ain't no game

I laugh a lot to your commentary dude but for some reason the asparagus got me
I never noticed it before 😂😂

ive encountered cohozuna several times but have never beaten him once

skill issue

Watching jay never use his specials is painful.

So does it get harder as your title advances? Cause sheeeesh

Remember to use your special because sometimes it’s worth using not on the hardest wave

That ending was just too perfect, Salmon king gave you at least one win, and it was Comedy

i was very sad , and now im not thank you very much

I've never related harder than when he said "this is wave one?!"

If you are still wondering about the golden in gushers, you need to pay attention to the gushers when they open. The higher it goes the closer you are.

Salmon Run with random has always been much easier for me…

Cus my friends are dumbasses TTvTT (and I love em)

nice vids 👍

As my saying goes; if theirs eggs in the basket, there will be no casket.

general salmon run tip for anyone; if you’re using a weapon you don’t normally use (which is true almost always lmao), try to learn how you fit in on the team. like should you stand back, should you be the one on the front lines, etc. it’s helped me a lot, at least with not dying and working as a team haha not exactly winning

I am Professional+2 in salmon run.

I find it funny that the day I watch this, the rotation just so happens to be terrible and on spawning grounds- XDDDD

You getting killed buy a chum is better than fail boat when the died to a regular walking waddle Dee this chat lagged with all the L’s

I almost beat horrorboros today I got him to half hp

The cozurooo

What is everyone’s problem with bloblobber? It’s my main with the dapple dualies nouveau and all it really needs is the right tactic to use is with