HR Departments, What Was Your Worst Employee? (r/AskReddit)

What are rabbit shoots?

the security guard story, I would have gotten a spare key for the work vehicle and driven it back to base leaving him at the casino

Guy who shot the counter like an idiot idk. Have no problem that you got the firearm my problem is you have the mentl age of a toddler to get mad at something and then shoot in you place of work wtf

The rabbit poop guy was in the right

That Easter one was insane

She wanted my job, so she began to complain to my boss that I was stealing. We had a problem tenant, and she began to tell him that I was the baddie and was picking on him and encouraged him to write and call my boss and demand that I be fired. She had at least one ex who showed up at work with their kids asking to take them somewhere. She wouldn't let him and a whole fight began in the office with the kids crying. Then, I found out she rang up an $800 phone bill, calling 888 numbers, trying to win a fur coat. She denied it, but they sent a card to the office in her name, asking where she was and telling her the coat was still available. I called my boss, who said they knew she was lying about me as things she claimed weren't possible, so they got rid of her. She then called me, screaming, that I needed to call my boss and say the reason she was let go was because she caught me stealing. I just hung up on her.

I wanna know what song the Guitar Center kid was singing.

Who can look at P@@N for 8 hours straight? This is a rhetorical question, right??

I live the rabbit shit guy!!

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To be fair he’s right no one told you to dig on his desk it’s your own fault you ate rabbit shit

Worked with a guy who was too focused on getting a truck unloaded, he didn't want to waste the truckers time waiting for him to use the bathroom so he shidd'd himself on his forklift on purpose.

The sheer idiocy of bailing on work and then shopping in the same store is mind twisting. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Know it's probably a big box store but.........

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The worst employees for HR are the ones that call out HR for the worthless eejits they are. Contemptible fools with no actual skills, just some BS soft skills nonsense they paid a fortune for in a CIPD course.

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Lmao! Chocolate-covered rabbit poop..... and they still ate it? Honestly tells more about the women than the dude.... and he's 100% correct too, don't touch shit that doesn't belong to you.

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I was a groomer and the manager was actually named Karen, and was a total bitch. She threatened me because I went to the store manager (over her head) and told him how she treated us. She took me aside later, and informed me that she would fire me if I did it again. She obviously didn’t know what open door policy means, I told her to look in the employee handbook, and that she didn’t have the seniority to fire anyone, which was true. Mess with me Karen.

The rabbit poop guy had a valid point.

Ummm I hope we’re not sitting here shaming the guy who fucked over the ladies for fucking him over. He had every right. Hopefully he’s making bank at a better job now.

N64 games are good bro

Lol at the eater rabbit one 🤣 brilliant

"*counter*productive"

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It’s funny how none of the ladies thought it strange that a guy they pretty much bully would leave a basket of chocolates on his desk right before vacation

Pretty much all black employees. Usually late all the time. Slow and lazy.

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I almost died laughing about the rabbit poop chocolate guy. Idiot and mean ladies.

Dude u gotta stop that incel ass ending

Worked as an assistant manager at Leslie's Pool Supplies in Simi Valley, CA. One time we got a new manager, and all of a sudden wet rags started appearing hanging in the men's bathroom. 2-3 a day. We only had a cleaning crew come in every other day, so sometimes there'd be 5-6 wet rags hanging around. One day I'm in the store by myself. The manager calls up, giving me all these instructions, and ends with, "...and don't jack in my store. I couldn't believe what I just heard, and asked, "What?" "Don't jack in my store." "Uh, OK." (I never would've thought of that!). Then I realized 'Oh, so THAT'S why you're leaving wet rags hanging all around the bathroom!

Anyone else here looking for a story about themselves?

Why are old people so unaware that porn is free and available to view anytime, like at home?

I work in a warehouse and a few months ago, we hired a new forklift operator named Jose. He spent half a day training on a regular forklift but then the next day, he was introduced to a different forklift that we have that raises the operator on a platform so they can grab product off a high shelf instead of pulling the product down. New guy flips out and quits on the spot. This was in the morning of day 2 so he was only with us for about half a day, so I have given him the nickname "Half Day Jose".

chocolate turd guy is an absolute hero
we need more people like him

I have my fair share of toxic and untrustworthy employees. Altogether they gave me depression and anxiety for which I have to be on meds. I no longer have them, and prefer not to, and no longer hire staff.

He attempted to make airborne salmonella

I had to fire a kid who after 4 weeks of employment had only worked 6 shifts, had called out with various "emergencies" the other days. I had talked with him multiple times about how we were depending on him to show up, and on the rare occasions he was actually at work, I needed him to work, and not screw off.

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I'm done with the world of work", have been 7 years but I couldn't watch this all the way through. Made me remember once again how almost everybody I used to work with were arse-holes top to bottom in the rank. Civil servant, the union and the civil service structure was the only thing that saved me from their a$$holery and getting fired. Ther was no problem with my work performance either, just how they were. When I finally GTFO they were trying to make it easier to get rid of people. Also the new hires got a worse deal than we did (I started in 91 left in 2015), in that, I could retire at 55 (since I had a severe work injury I had to and I did). BUT the new people have to stick around until they are 65! And STILL put up with the constant a$$holery of the work environment. Anyway, I'm riled up now, off to watch something else that doesn't make me mad all over again

Not a manager but I had this supervisor (female) who grabbed me by the shirt and shoved me against the wall. I got to say I was rock hard the whole time, and very scared. She ended up making me her boyfriend. I was very scared and confused young man.

I should not have laughed that hard at the black eye 😂😂 i aint shit

A new parking meter guy was hired. He showed up first day wearing dirty ragged clothing, greasy un combed hair and no teeth. I told him what to do, how to fill out the tickets, the routes etc. He walked out and returned for lunch. After lunch I assumed he was out working but at the end of the day he didn’t return so I went to his desk where I found the ticket book with one partially filled out ticket. He never contacted us again so we called his number and his sister answered. Turns out he was basically homeless but she had cleaned him up, bought him new false teeth and forced him to go to the interview and my idiot supervisor hired him. I really don’t even think the guy was literate.