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Bro badger turned himself into a spartan. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

I love grouse's and geuce's reaction to badger's diaper talk

I don't think anyone will see this, but I have this weird bug where the most recent videos that will show on Badger's channel are from 6 years ago, but then I find videos like this that are way more recent. The weirdest part about it is that it only happens with Badger's channel and nobody else's. If anyone can help, let me know.

I have Just beat current ejective survive, and I survived until the cussing

JORRRRGE

Master cheifb in the soder

Meanwhile my ass been using 9 scoops ecery 6 hours

I too want to kill myself when Dream's music comes on the radio.

That’s a very cultured cup you have there

So what's the conversation from 3 men to women. Like how many women can a round meal feed

So, Jorge is a spartan 2, like chief, all the others Including 6 are spartan 3's, spartan 2's got a shit ton more steroids and stuff from a younger age, and so grew to an average of like 7ft3in, and Jorge was one of the largest in the class. Spartan 3's were made cheap to be sent on suicide missions while still being able to complete missions a regular marine never could

Do i need to buy the actual gamersupps powder to get the anime tittie cups

Ronnald mcdonald vs Crown from burger king. Ronald pulls out a beamsword

BADGER FUCKEN BALLIN!

So badger at the age of 14 was classified as hyper lethal vector

There is NO HeavenlyFather, Never Has Been

As a guy that still wets the bed don’t get those cheap diapers. If you pee they getting absolutely destroyed and you have the fluff everywhere and your entire bed would be covered in pee.

Fun Fact: H A L O R E A C H

Jun was supposedly sniped since he was the sniper. The deaths are "ironic"

Reach is the best game ever. Of all time (only real ones get that reference)

Ikea

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Jorge's blood type is protein shake 😂

You can use spaghettios to make chainmail

I have no clue how many times I have watched this

HALO REACH

Can we get a Jorge in the chat?

i looked up where to get it and apparently the round meal is fake which is disappointing

Soder smizis in teh thakun freder masturburbru kowok soder

I ate it it's great 👍

ive wached this like 20 times and still can say stuff normally

They put da master chief back in da soda

If you say armorlock and say it fast enough, cloaker

Armorlock Armorlock Armorlock Armorlock Armorlock cloaker noises

day put de mausters chieswasdf on da soderrr

So fun fact Jorge is a spartan 2 while the others are spartan 3s that's why the height difference and according to lore he wasn't even the biggest that was Sam who died before even before the first game.

[Objective: Eat the Round Meal (by yourself)]

Jorge is so damn big because he is a Spartan II like master chief, if I remember correctly the rest of noble team are all Spartan III, which were more cheaper to create and had a greater survival rate for the body augmentation process, but weren’t as powerful in comparison

Jorge: is standing there
Noble Team: are losing their shit
KX3deeznutz: I WANT HIS NUT SLIME! THAT TANK SIZED MINKGUN AIN'T ENOUGH, HE NEEDS A BITCH! aah~

"Active participant in every cut scene"


While ALSO being a dead BODY in every Cut scene

My friend said: they put the H A M S T E R C H I E F in da S H O D E H

This is the ONLY game I achievement hunted.

The weirdest coincidence is that i was watching this video while eating AT mcdonalds😂

i went through a goodnight diaper every night for 6 years of my life, goodnights are not that good

Guys! Dae poot da mastah cheif in da soda

..... How to make a good campaign story a shitshow and disrespect it 😅

They are having fun so atleast it's all on

Bruh