Norm Macdonald on Germany

Well after WW2 they did split Germany up 😂 cause they tough as old boots over there.

"You figure it'd take 5 seconds for the world to win but no it was actually close"
Or so the Germans would have us believe...

The world did decide to not let Germany be a country anymore. They divided it in two.

But then, wouldn’t you know it, the world protested that.

what a comedy legend. you are missed, Mr. Macdonald.

An underrated joke is him saying MASH ended 20 years ago.

Ich mag den Mann sehr.
Hardcore Zocker und einer der Besten, die diese Job je gemacht haben.

He’s right! 😂

This is Master level stand-up & yes, it's funny, but it's also incredibly rare. This is like getting to hear Beethoven actually play.

What do you think you are? Mars, or something?

Greatest bit ever. Because it's true.

U know what else Hitler murdered ....that mustache

Genius. When I was younger his comedy irritated me. But norm McDonald is a genius. May he rest in peace.

Actually, there's a vid out there from a couple months ago where the guy who runs Germany today is at a podium, screaming into a spittle-flecked mic about how Germany needs a buffer zone to the East, and how Russia is Evil Incarnate and only good German steel and tanks can save the Fatherland. No lie. Look it up. Schroeder yelling at an audience about how Germany needs to expanmd its war machine. It's hilarious. And nauseating. And terrifying.

The mismatch brought me here

I started spontaneously laughing today cause I thought of this skit, love Norm

The only thing he left out which was really funny the first time he did this bit was saying the second time they went to war against the world it was even closer.

What do you think you are, Mars, or something?

I know a bit of German!


Shkancjkly klanckly

u keep attacking.............................. the world

The greatest impression of that shkraikraikrai guy.

"You think you're Mars, or something?" - that's what they've actually been trying to tell us. That it wasn't the Germans doing all the genocide, but some mythical Nazis that apparently invaded Germany in 1933 and then all left in 1945.

One of the best bits ever written in my opinion 😊

RE" what do you think you are Mars or something? " LMAO !

Und das problem ist? Deutschland stimmt zu.

“Who’d you think you are? Mats or something?”

nice allusion to mars attacks at the end

The world means the west

Norm was about a million times funnier than Bob Saget on Saget's best day.

Don't know what is funny that is true !!!

"What do you think you are, Mars or something?" 😄

"Who do you think you are, MARS or something?" oh man. so funny.

You God bless you norm and if you we're here we are the axis power now

wait, 30 years pass between WW1 and WW2? That history buff is not even close.

Brilliant 😂

Hahahaha Shankly-Kankly! The World. And Germany never attacked the U.S.

Brilliant, love your work. Thank you.

👍👍

A man who put a smile on the world's face. 😊

Germany did not start ww1

“Shkrankily krankily!” -Adolf Hitler

😄

Germans. No
Country

Fortunately, the good guys won Brother War 1 and Brother War 2, just like the good guys won every single war ever thruout history. What are the odds of that? How lucky are we, man, I tell ya?

RIP norm

The underlying joke flew over all your heads.

Norm's Masterpiece

Like the US Military-Industrial Complex now...

The only slight problem with this joke is the ending - Germany in actual fact didn't "get to be a country" for about 40 years after WWII

This is hysterical, but more than being funny, it makes you wonder what was REALLY going on, because the truth sounds completely ludacris.

Germans are evil.