The 7 Levels of Drunk

Priority number one: Not having to puke

I went to stage 5 and broke my arm…yeah..

You destroyed me with level 7 💣

I usually stay at level 1 sometimes maybe 2, until I hit that one point where I jump up to level 6. And the alcohol required to do it is just not worth it so I just enjoy the buzz

Oh man, 10 years ago I used to go clubbing with friends and we would go through beers and shots of tequilla until 6 AM. Now I'm old and married, 2 or 3 glasses of wine and I get completely sloshed lol

I got drunk (more than 15 473ml beers and also vodka and liquor) smoked crack, did cocaine, lost all my money and phone.
This shit is ending me. Its not the first time. A godamn relapse.

I never vomit no matter how much i drink, instead i fall asleep so that would be stage 8 like blackout.

For me there is stage where you laugh so hard like for no reason you just cant stop laughing.

I never pass level 2 LOL

Anything more than that is not cool.

Little guy never leaves me though. My mind slowly gets slower though which gets to be annoying. I already talk slow sober, because I evaluate everything I say as I say it.

I pissed in the laundry basket. good times

When you pass 30, you go directly from level 1 tot level 7 with 2 to 3 drinks.

The backflip thing... I remember I was out one night and this guy and his friends came over. Said guy fancied me and we were flirting. He was so drunk he decided to show me he could do a backflip... to prove he was a man... or something? Guy did a backflip and knocked himself clean out. His mates couldn't stop laughing but I felt very sorry for him. Second hand embarrassment!

Moral of the story never drink an advice from a Muslim.

yes

im doing my best to go as far to level 6 as possible without enterning the level 7.

im just happy all the time
im even starting to talk to people that I was really angry at
and i just TALK and TALK and TALK


oh i mean 6. ive never been as drunk as in the level 7. i never passed out and never forgot anything. i wonder how it feels like but you must feel really terrible next day

This vid explains why i wil never drink alcohol

If u do a certain something else combined with alcohol, you will actual go back two levels. If you know you know

I always go form level 1 to level 7, there is no inbetween. it only takes one sip to many and I am fucked

its weird when i get the spins i still have like memory n shi

I guess I'd only gotten to level three then! XD I do remember talking to the party-maker's mom in the kitchen of their house though. I guess we talked for about an hour (from my ex-gf's perspective, who came by to check on me every ten minutes), but I have NO recollection of what we talked about. XDDD

I’m the runner

100% never fall asleep with your shoes on.

Wya bro come bacc

One of my friends can reach level 7, throw up, go back to level 4, and continue to party as if nothing happened!

one time when i held my breath in school for like 2 minutes it felt like the room was shaking all day afterwards? im not saying im drunk but its kinda funny

I drank the entire vodka bottle once.

The 2 day hangover was not worth it

I’m glad I don’t drink. This sounds horrible

or just don't drink bro

Jesus loves y'all

My dad told me this story of him being drunk when the next day he woke up in France and had no clue wtf happened (he lived in England at that time)

Last time, it was somewhere between level 2 and level 3. I had to pee once in a 10 minutes or so but that filter was still going on. If i had drank one or two more shots of gin, I'd lost control.

Water is OP!

HOLD UP! Where's the level of 4 beers & you get up to get the 5th but, instead you grab a glass of water saying, "Yeah, now THIS is what I'm talkin' 'bout!". Why's THIS not on your little list here? Are... are you not OLD enough? Haven't reached THIS level, yet..?? Ohh, it's comin' to get you too kids! 😈 😭💀

Ive been drinking for 25 years and ive been drunk. Never been naked or half naked or ran away just puked my guts out a few times and now i have to dig realy deep to do that. I do have hangovers but never have headaces anymore atleast no more than a half hour peeing happens when you drink to mutch because most of the drinks are water. Drinking water after a night of drinking is better than during because it only makes you pee more. pro tip dont rush or at least try. Drinking fast only makes you feel more drunk. I also have always known what i did exept for one time but only for 30 seconds.

I have been schlopped multiple times , drank full 1cl bottles multiple times but never once did i start “ bro she was the one bs”.

alhamdullilah never drunk

dude i remember i got to abt level six and i ended up drinking a BOWL of water and yeah the hang over was pretty bad, but the water made it so i was only nauseous and didnt actually puke so that was good cus i HATE vomiting so much

If you want to achieve level 8, you must learn to embrace the spins, only then will the next level be revealed.

My biggest talent is that I can remember being absolutely Schmacked. It's both a blessing and a curse

Time travel phase is the best I was that far gone I woke up outside another bar round the corner with food by my side, and my friends were still in the original club and I just stumbled back in as if nothing happened

8. After you vomit, you continue drinking

I usually 4,5,6 and go from 3 to 7 because I can't really take alcohol that well.

I am a very capable and wise drinker. I never get to 5, 6, 0r 7. I stick with lager and nothing else, spirits send me insane so they aren't on the table. I can and usually drink around 12 pints give or take. Stick to what you know you are cool with, don't try and be a hero and drink things that you black out and have to do the GF test in the morning. Now you might be asking what is the GF/BF test? This Is my tried and tested blackout thermometer. When you wake up after being blacked out with the horror of no memory, cuddle up with your significant other, If they cuddle back happy days and back to sleep, if they shrug you off go into panic mode and stand by to reap the whirlwind.

I wathced this wuile shunked LMAO

Oh boy 2 drinks get me to level 3 yep I am definitely a light weight it’s official

1- “I’m just going out for a quick half “
2-“yeh, a pint of Stella please mate”
3-“ Another Stella mate when your ready”
4-“ That’s right, double Jack Daniels &Coke please”
5- “ Oi ! Gimme another JD pal!”
6- “What are you fuckin looking at!!?”
7-“Under arrest for what!?”