Don't Suck My Blood

One of the best

My friend and I constantly quote the ending

The dead shall rise.

The hand lotion bit totally reminds me of something that would be in Austin Powers 🤣 Definitely a Mike Meyers or Jim Carrey type thing 🤣

The best.

that is the best line delivery

I did not expect this to make me laugh but it did

yo people get famous over a reaction video or bopping their heads to beats but this man doesnt have his own network series. This is art.

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am so sorry I missed your guy's youth. I was watching Angry Joe and Philly D back then. What a waste of my life.

Ok I about busted a gut when he said I'm not gonna suck your blood. You see the guys relief on his face for about a couple seconds. Then it vanishes when he says I am gonna fuck you in the ass lmfao.

Fuckn killa..music killed me😆

This man is my fucking hero!!!

Around 1.28 that guy is thinking aye this might not be too bad

Is this that fuck you guy 🤣🤣🤣

I love how the sound of his voice still has that deep rooted Dracula sound. You can tell he's been living in Boston for quite a while, hence the accent. Also, how he finally opens up (coming out of the closet) when he said "let's get to work." And he hops over with his hands up like a gay guy. 😂

Oh he portrayed the character well, great act mate!

What happened to max, I miss his videos

This is definitely getting suppressed on the algorithm.

Lmaooooo he said 2 in 1 system

I cried laughing

I love how he pranced at him in the 3nd.

🤣🤣

Is it just me or Max kinda sounded like Christopher Walken

He said what! Lmao

The end is the best part. "Let's get to work" and prances in

He’s trying something new

Fuckin' mint.

Wtf did I just watch

The excessive lotion application made me lose it hahaha!

Had to come back to this little number

I feel bad for the bearded man.

El vampiro fronterizo

I hear H. Jon Benjamin

Legal

They need to work with Alan Reznik

...... that's a lot of lotion.

The way his eyes open all big when he says ima fuck you up the ass and when he says trying something new lmao

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LETS GET TO WORK - still awesome in 2020!! :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :)

TV Maxwell Dracula: I Vant To Fuck Uoor Ass😂😂😂😂

"Let's get to work". God that was great

The delivery of the punchline makes me laugh every damn time.

The beginning of the best 80s porno

4 years later and this still makes me laugh my ass off

Give this max a fucking oscar

The sound of the constant appliance of lotion... Ew

You could make an ASMR video by looping the lotion splurts for 2 hours.

Seems like a nice guy, to be honest.
Perk #1. he's not gonna suck your blood
Perk #2. He's using plenty of lube.
Good dude.