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i remember when i stole the painting in 1911. It was honestly mid. It was so bad, I gave it to someone else and he eventually got caught.
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ОтветитьMy Family lenages.
ОтветитьLet me swallow it's pride.]
ОтветитьFuck the model Lisa
ОтветитьPlease educate the world of fine arts with such humor, 😅 to get people into 🎨🎭, merci
Fun fact, Picasso actually stole pieces of African art from the museum to study for his work
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ОтветитьMona Lisa hands look unconvincing. Poor portrayal of human hands. He could do much better.
ОтветитьMaterazzi è caduto
Perché ha preso una testata
La testata gliel'ha data
Zinedine Zinedine Zidane
Ma poi lui si è vendicato
Per quel gesto disgraziato
Una rete ha segnato
E vinciamo noi i mondial
Adesso ridacci la nostra Gioconda
Perché siamo noi i campioni del mondo
È nostra è, nostra, vogliam la gioconda
Alé oh oh, Materazzi ha fatto gol
Ww
ОтветитьIn your dreams.
ОтветитьMona Lisa is one of those things that has no actual value but is only made valuable because we’re too blind to think otherwise.
ОтветитьI just saw the real painting today, all I have to say is that it has a presence that is unmatched by any piece of art across the entire world.
ОтветитьI think that “Mona Lisa”is a masterpiece that embodies the idea of "human love". The reasons are as follows.
I believe that the work integrates at least four loving models: Lisa del Giocondo (Lisa Maria de Gherardini), Gian Giacomo Caprotti (Salai), the Virgin Mary and Jesus Christ (Salvator Mundi). If you look closely, you can see the initials of each of these four people in the painting.
The actual models are Riza and Salai. The right half of the body is Sarai and the left half is Riza. The letter 'LV' in the right eye means Leonardo, while the letter 'B' in the left eye probably means the 'B' of Bartolomeo, Riza's husband.
The two bridges also indicate the Virgin Mary's initials (M), and the 'L2' on the bridge probably refers to 'Luke 2 of the Gospel according to Luke'.
I think the winding road is a mirror letter, indicating the initials (S) of Jesus Christ (Salvator Mundi). Incidentally, if you look at this part of the picture in the mirror, you can see something like a "chalice".
In other words, the painting is a fusion of two models, Sarai and Riza, who were filled with real love, superimposed on the symbols of charity, Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary respectively.
Had to fight my way through horrible determined crowded Paris tourists to see this. Underwhelmed.
Ответить- Look at the expression on her face. What is she thinking?
- She's contemplating the irony of her situation, asking us whether we are observers or voyeurs.
- Rubbish! She's asking, "How much does this painter charge, because my brother can get cheap paint."
[Goodness Gracious Me]
🔥🔥🔥 These fires came while listening 🎧
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ОтветитьI. Wish I could be Mona. Lisa
ОтветитьI do steroids now
ОтветитьPeople nowadays make big deals outta the dumbest things
ОтветитьWhen I was Pablo Picaso, I was caught stealing my paintings from the time I was Leonardo Di Vinci, I was also Napoleon. They kept catching me for stealing my own paintings.
ОтветитьI just kept trying to move, then I would get arrested for stealing my own paintings, because I was using a different name at the time. So finally I left it in my house and my house became the Louvre so they wouldn't let me live in my house anymore. Because now it was a museum, so they wouldn't let me live in the musuem, because they stole my house..... When I got kicked out of France for failing to ring the bell as Frollo, like my alter ego Quasimoto, which means fake name. They kicked me out of my house and country and stole all my paintings. Then they reported that Quasimoto was a national treasure and if anyone has any information of the vanished Quasimoto, please call Notre Dame.... I am like...... You kicked me out of France you assholes.... And stole all my art and my house.......
ОтветитьMona Lisa is so famous, because she was the youngest pilot and first ever female pilot. Some know her as Carmen from my Opera, others might recognize her name Carmina Burana. She once saved a fellow pilot by flying under him, and letting him land on her plane so she could land his plane with her plane, because his plane was out of fuel and landing gears locked and the engines frozen.
ОтветитьThank you. I finally have my answer
ОтветитьMona Lisa:"Think of a famous painting"
Me: "Goya,Saturn devouring his son"
Mona Lisa:"You just thought of me"
Me:"I ain't simpin for no bitch with no eyebrows"
She has no eyebrows
ОтветитьUr. Tottaly. Not Mona lisa
ОтветитьNo eyebrows tiny lips and big nose
Not to say botox or fake eyebrows are sexy their not! But a woman that has natural full lips natural nice eyebrows because some eyebrows are thin or too thick and a simetrical nose is attractive
Questions, 1: Why is the Mona Lisa presented in France 🇫🇷 if it was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci In Italy 🇮🇹, 2: How did the Mona Lisa become “accidentally famous” if the carpenter stole the painting on purpose, 3: Why did he steal the painting?
ОтветитьIs art a hidden meaning?
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Ответить"Guess of a famous painting"
Me : Van Goh's self portrait 🤡
why Stupid people brain worse eat all the shit
ОтветитьThe Naked Mona Lisa
The Mona Lisa is just another art piece that is no longer fashionable for the casual observer. There she is now, lying naked and helpless upon a hospital bed, with her bedroom door wide open
for every passerby to see. But no one would go to her side. Times have changed her renowned face into an unrecognizable visage. No longer the dazzling damsel in her youth. The glamorous model that captured the world with her
shape and beauty has become frail in her age. Her tone is pale, the color of her cheeks no longer rosy, and unable to dip her lips in a gloss of scarlet red. No one by her side captures her winter years. Abandoned and naked,
she lay on bed 101, helpless and far away from any five-star services. The flashing cameras and sneaking reporters have dimmed down. Her glory years have dropped like the sheets that covered her body. Her value dropped like
a printed copy. Her empty room is now void of perfumed flowers and beloved friends. The men once fascinated by her figure and portrait were now too tired and dying to come to her door. For a moment, she captures the eyes of
an English patient passing by. Her constant cry for help compelled him to investigate whose voice goes unheard. But too afraid to approach her as a stranger, he returned to his bed hoping the medical staff would take care
of her. But sadly, he watched how they all would pass her room with a deaf ear and a blind eye. Finally, an assistant arrived to give food to the patients. But she too skipped bed 101 to serve the English patient with a usual
French breakfast.
Her bedroom door was open by day but shut at night. Locked away and forgotten in the dark. Why is no one seeing her? And why is no one moved with compassion to clothe her in dignity and love?
Perhaps a cold reminder of how apathy will suffocate love towards one’s neighbor. But soon after breakfast, the same nurse who passed the naked Mona Lisa now arrives next door to show love and care to the English patient.
I am here to help you, she smiled. But unimpressed by her apathy moments before, he shunned her charming approach and demanded that she first take care and cover the ill-forsaken woman next door. How can she help him when
she turns a blind eye and a deaf ear to another in her care? Go, clothe her first, and cover her shame, then, return to care for me, he responded. You want to be a doctor, but you neglect the foundation principle. Healthcare
includes the dignity of every patient. He saw the nakedness, the poverty, and wretchedness of the health system and medical staff like rotten cancer, eating away the goodness among men. Offended at what she heard, she excused
herself. I am here for you, she replied, stubbornly resisting. And neglecting her oath and sworn duty she left his room, leaving both patients without her professional touch and care. Love is not blind, and love is not deaf.
Where love is, there winter blossoms into spring. Gray colors turn into a rainbow of beauty as the sun of a perfect God continues to shine on all men. When someone is thirsty, give them water to drink when someone is hungry,
feed them. When someone is naked, clothe them. If they are in prison, visit them. Visit those in the hospital, and do not forget the orphans and widows. With such good deeds, Liberté, Egalité, and Fraternité
will prosper a nation. It was springtime in the city of love when the two strangers met. So, the morning before he left the hospital, he first went downstairs into the garden and picked the most beautiful wildflowers he could
find for his Mona Lisa. And as he came to her door to say goodbye, she reached out to him for a cup of water. And in one act of kindness, he raises her value. Her worth more than the original painting hanging in the Louvre
of Paris.
Someone tried to throw a cake at you today
ОтветитьWho’s here after what happened with the cake?😂
Ответитьshe loves cake too
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