Cat Alastor wants a Deal

But im too broke to afford catnip..

But I don’t have any money for catnip !!

i laughed more then i should have at this (wowza im early)

beautiful

blackmail will get you nowhere haha

What

Yes

Oh I’ll stop snorting it and then he can have some :3

Sorry, cursed cat Alastor, I don't have a catnip :D

This is hilarious battie

Lmao I wonder alasters reaction If he saw cursed cat alaster

I LOVE THIS LMAO

im allergic to cats 😥

ASHUSAUFUFUSAUAHHSAHHHAHHAHAAAA

Go ask keekee for some! I don’t have any of that stuff 😂

Fvk- you made him even more cute- 😭
Honestly idk how he looks so weird but cute at the same time-

bet throws catnip at cat alastor

What. You think just by looking at me like that I’m going to give you what you want………………….. WELL YOUR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT WHAT DO YOU WANT DO YOU WANT TREATS WANT MY SOUL ILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING

Oh of course kitty- lemme buy it for ya!- OH GOD HE'S HALF ACROSS THE STREET-
KITTY! KITTYYYYY! NOOOOOOOOO
ILL GIVE YA YOUR CATNIP! AY!- WAIT UP!-
Trips AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Ow.
Wait wheres that cat?- jeez hes already in Cannibal town...
Welp, no catnip- HOLY SMOKES HES ZOOMING BACK- HELP! HELPPPPPP- silence

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No

You can do endless zoomies if you want, Cat Alastor. Catnip will make you have even faster zoomies so no 😊

Don't give alastor cat catnip he will go crazy

Me: I have a better deal if your able to stay at the same spot for 10 minutes I'll give you The cat nip Deal

I will give u all the jambalaya in the world and i will give u da cat drugz

can you make a second one of y/n giving him catnip? lolz

KITTY

Lol😭

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin' to say, but nothin' comes out
When they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin' to say, but nothin' comes out
When they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

i thought he was about to go LETS BEGIN

aLaStOr CAt

I will give you the cat nip

Weeeeeeee

Lol

NO calastor youve already eaten 7 toys and the guests are trying to ;leave i cant have you making this any worse no nO NOOO CALASTOR WHAT ARE YOU- get oFF his fACE