True Facts: The Self-Sacrificing Amoeba

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it's fun to watch intelligence being displayed in something so fundamentally simple

Amazing.

@ZeFrank As a teacher I would love an educationally appropriate version of this video.

Watching these videos, I know that I'll always learn something new! And it'll somehow show up in my nightmares. Thanks!

Thank You for Your Service, Jerry.
Donna Chassie, Kitchen Sissy

It would be cool if you could do an episode on the spider tailed horned viper

Omeoba I hate it

thats some anime shit

"Mom genes!" I see what you did there

Great! But who's Jerry?

New vocabulary: “goodge.”

OK... so try to tell me these little guys learned this through pure evolution... If this doesn't SCREAM "Intelligent Design", by some creative ultimate universal "force" with a twisted sense of humor and an eternity of boredom to think up this stuff... and this has nothing to do with "religion"... and intelligent design and evolution are not exclusionary... they can work hand in hand...

Is "amoebies" "amoebi" the official plural form of amoeba?

One day the apocalypse will come when the Amuba is granted the ability to grow in size. With only a fraction of a size increase, they will consume and rule the world.

Maybe my dyslexia is acting up, but this doesn't look like Disco Elysium🤔

Your potty mouth does not entertain.

That was kinda horrifying. I’m trying to breathe.

Hi papa Murphys can I please get a stuffed delivery boy or no?

I can confirm the english subtitles are legit. True science this channel. 🎉

The mom jeans joke got me good not a band that I ever thought I’d hear ze Frank ssy

I love this subject, and even know a song about them:
"hello amoeba
I wish you were my pet
but you're not really big enough to be seen by the vet
are ya
you're a little blob of jelly
you've got no skin and bone
you're not a boy
you're not a girl
and you're not on the telephone

you're in another world
I cannot get in touch with you
I cannot pull your leg
you look a little bit like a
fried egg

I saw you down the microscope
when I was just a lad
I told my mummy about ya
and then I told my
dog

you're not heterosexual, bisexual, lesbian or gay
but you seem to do okay

amoeba, amoeba, etc

but you're not so simple
you little protoplasmic pimple"

John Hegley, last century sometime [brilliant comedy poet]

"Sentient ejaculant"
😂😂😂😂

"Smarty chicken nipple"
"Smarty pucker bottom"
😂😂😂😂😂

Dude I am so jealous of kids who get watch this shht in science class. We got 40 minute, horribly draw 2d, monotone videos. No here I am, on my days off actually wanting to watch and learn interesting shht about slime and what not 😂

Slime molds are so bizarre that there is hardly time or a need for jokes when describing them. Zefrank is noticeably more focused on this one.

Now I know what you're thinking, smarty-puckerbottom

this sounds absolutely fake!, it's like it is made up!, Nature is amazing! <3

Biological father? Biological mother? Are you trying to hit a word minimum? Hahaha

Those patterns of amoebae are hypnotic!

Do fainting and sneezing goats!

I fought so hard to keep it together the whole time, but I completely lost it at "have sex, order pizza, and eat the delivery guy."

"You smarty looking chicken nipple" got me there😂

Cockroaches pretty plz

I have watched this I dont know how many time and it finally occurred to me that he says "pretty *sh*oon you've got a whole *sit*load of them"
Clever. Stupid, but clever

Eating creamed rice while watching this is a bad idea

😂❤ I'm actually learning stuff

It's like watching a group of hooligans spotting some sixpacks of beers left behind...

Run away do penile 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

"Have sex, order pizza, and eat the delivery boy."

I think I have this video...

There's a parade inside my city yeah

Episode 69

Gonna blow my nose on my next date and say: "that's how the amoeba do"

that was fun. you are seriously funny AF.

Fantastic!

Videos haven't held my attention for months. This one did. Thank you.