Primarch Shenanigans (Warhammer 40K Parody)

Amazing!

That was cute! 💞

The way perturabo destroyed Dorn's fortress was so funny 😂

Hórus: a calvície tornar um homem hereje
Leman russ: o furry
Sanguinios: o homem pomba
Ferrus manus: ele perde a cabeça as vezes
Vulkan: um homem forte se proteger, um homem mais forte proteger os outros
Rogan dorn: fanboy do imperador
Perturabo: o nome diz tudo
Fulgrim: é uma diva
Roboute guilliman: um homem de cultura, se é que me entendem
Magnus, o vermelho: contemple o mago, com seus poderes, incríveis poderes
Jaghatai khan: eu sou a velocidade
Lion'el jonson: rei Arthur autistas do espaço
Lorgar aurelian: saco de pancada da família
Angron: o nome diz tudo
Mortarion: banho só acada 7 dias
Corvus corax: eu sou a noite, eu sou vingança, eu sou o batman
Konrad curze:🎵 el seno de la noche🎵
Alpharius omegon: eu sou alpharius

the way perturabo is built kills me everytime i see him

Alpharius and Omegon are really just two normal sized humans wearing Space Marine Armor.

They were not alpharius?

I honestly find it jarring seeing dorn with facial hair cause I’ve seen most artwork done of him with no facial hair yet his very old official model has it

Only after learning a bit more about the 40k lore, I understand all the head jokes directed at Ferrus.

Primarchs of the second and eleven Legión:

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Horus (the loyal one)
Leman Russ (the wolf)
Sanguinis (the perfect one)
Ferrus Manus (the tough one)
Vulkan (the nice one)
Rogal Dorn (the builder)
Perturabo (the jealous one)
Fulgrim (the pretty one)
Robert Guiliman (the celebrity)
Magnus the red (the book worm)
Jaghatai Khan (the dragster)
Lion El'jonson (the grumpy one)
Lorgar Aurelion (the choir boy)
Angron (the angry one)
Mortarion (the smelly one)
Corvus Corax (the sneaky one)
Conrad Kurze (the scary one)
Alpharius Omegon(the creepy ONES)

I love how each Primarch has his own unique nose

Vulkan ain’t peaceful man. He set an Eldar child on fire once. Soooo.

Magnus: "the one that did pretty much everything wrong"

Alpharius/Omegon being two Squats in a trench coat makes too much sense.

I was fully expecting Ferrus Manus to be “the dead one”.

damn, Konrad Curze jumpscare!

I thought Corvus was just gonna get only white screen.

Una parte de esto es usado para el temita de oficius narrativus.

Looks like heresy to me. Gunshot

No que alpharius tenia un gemelo