Pat McAfee's Hilarious Fake ID Story

Identity theft

It took me well past college to learn and remember my horoscope i find that question highly unfair

Cancer, yep 😬

OMG i cannot believe he just delivered our group order of 40 ids today after we just ordered 2 days ago and all are of perfect quality +13189060195 is legit. Mr legit is real

The door man probably had a birthday close to his

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Aug 13th 1983!👍🏻 close

Elements in Morgantown took my fake ID when I was 20. That thing worked very where but there :/ Willie's never cared!

+1(469)526-4023. We just order some good ID from this new legit plug who was recommended to me by my friend and he got it delivered at my door step.

Don't let Pats Illegal activity distract you from the fact Derrick Henry needs to be the official spokesperson for Roman Swipes

I think there's a new most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends

Poll.... so my wife thinks are 13 year old dosen't think of girls like that yet....
His friends called her a hot mom an she cant understand they mean they want to blank.
Maybe not ready yet. But they are definitely having this convo .... or sm i wrong. 1 for definitely talking about a home run.
2 for not talking like that at all.[ not my baby boy) lol

2 friends and I in line for a Vegas club my friend has my expired license so he goes in first and all I see in the distance is him turning around with his hands up pointing at the license shouting IM IN 🤦‍♂️ the bouncer looks back at him and just shakes his head with a F it look on his face 😂

Who On earth actually knows their star sign 😂

Literally same thing happened to me at a chili's. Told the girl I never learned that horoscope thing. The kid was the same as me (pisces) but I didn't know it. Lol she tried keeping it but I argued with her and got it back. Kept that puppy for like 3 more years of use!

RT i kept saying to myself the past week WHY IS PAT JUS SITTING THERE IN THE BACKGROUND lmaoooo

My opinion the door guy only asked that because jays birthday was probably around his and he asked that because he’s like “if he doesn’t guess Leo because it’s mine I know he’s lying” kinda thing feel me

I had my best friend who i barely look like’s real ID when my (now ex) boyfriend and I went up to Knoxville with his buddies. His friend Simon had a shitty fake so we all decided that Simon had to walk into the bar pretending to be my boyfriend so the bouncer would let him in. Stupid logic but that’s what the boys decided and it worked at every single bar. Only two of the guys we were with were 20 and my boyfriend and his other friend were both 21

If you’re a taurus look aht stars aligned for a bold fuck up

As someone who gives zero shits about zodiac signs, I would be screwed if people thought my ID was fake.

When Pat gets excited he's " yinsin' out" , meaning his Pittsburgh dialect gets more pronounced. It's apparent to me because I do the same thing. I was born 40 miles south of Pittsburgh in Washington, PA.

If you ain’t bangin you ain’t hangin

In Canada it's illegal for the bouncer to take the ID.

I am a Capricorn! Love Spring Break in the 80s. Grew up in Daytona Beach my friend. Great story bud! I am a PA guy so cops in PA cops just take IDs.

Zodiac sign, height and eye color were the go to questions for me.

I worked at a liquor store in college and the zodiac sign was the question I used all the time to trip people up.

Yo I’m aug 12 also

Funny store, interesting on the side of the bar. Spent much of my college years as security for bars/clubs it wasn’t abnormal to have someone with an obvious fake who knew the supporting info, law enforcement called, individual knows the address and SSN which is the typical check. Agree with LE and establishment manager it doesn’t fit right so we refused entry anyway. Amazing how many people ran their mouths even after we called LE over only to blank out when SSN was asked

Pat McAfee is a national treasure

What are you? Cancer. Makes sense

Troy Polamalu was a bouncer

The horoscope deal is what I taught doorguys when I ran a bar for years.... any hesitation on the person getting carded part, 99% fake

I live 45 min from Panama City

Bang

😂😂😂 "run it!"

Canada has changed fyi

Oh shit Pat's drinking that star blast bang!!! That's the one I like, its delicious

God these stories just feel sooo embellished and lame

Bro... I’m a Taurus and I’ve wondered why I connect with patty Mac so much . Aaaaand guess what city I’m in... cmon.... nap town Bebe... the guys our own Paul Bunyan

Love hearing that Pittsburgh accent when he says “down”.

Star Blast 😍

Another good one is "What year did you graduate high school?" If you have to stop and think, you're toast.

Take it eas!

What's your moon sign?

Is that a bottle of whisky?

The McLovin fake id came with the Super Bad dvd.

Pat do you get along with Todd Sauerbrun