J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History

Let’s all take a moment to acknowledge that Tolkien clenched the W with those last 3 bars and that word play
You can’t reach this fellow
Shit, I’m too towering
Every time I battle it’s return of the king

AND TEA BAGGINS MY NYUTSS my favorite line from tolkien :3

This is still one of the best erbs

George R. R. Martin will indead give you the backstory of every freaking tree branch and its parents and grandparents as well.

I’m loving the BBQ Pit Boys vibe from Martin 😂

obviously tolkien won. in the rap and in life. AND NO, MARTIN STILL HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOKS

Tolkien clear winner, rereadingbthe silmarillion now

I love Games of thrones but no way in hell it's bigger than LOTR.

Tolkien cremated that manatee 😂

Tolkien won. No question.

STILL GOATED 🐐

The end with Tolkien referencing each book in order was way too strong.
I wonder what George would say if he saw that.

Tolkien wins everytime for me. Both are great, though. Hilarious video. 😂

Should've done Tolkien and Frank Herbert

Tolkien won!

That orc kills me

That nebbish line still gets me every time.

I´m rock and roll, you´re a nerdy little nebbish and I may be dirty but you got a hairy foot fettish dog.

I need lyrics to rap this part, it´s golden.

I love how martin disses tolkien saying that all his bad guys die and all his good guys survive and that's exactly how the game of thrones show ends.

Gotta say, the bar 'I cut my teeth in the trenches of the Somme, you LARP'ed your Santa Claus Ass through Vietnam!' is still the most epic bar in this entire series, according to me...

Please ! TOLKIEN ,NO CONTEST. There is nothing Game of Thrones has, that LOTR lacks!
Its just not on the surface.
You start paying attention to phrases that go nowhere.. we're talking Horror! Hard core Horror !
I'm no Tolkien fan boy, my heart got stolen by Wheel of Time long before i ever read the fellowship.
Its jus that i delude myself i know quality writing, from a page meant to shock me into ignoring cartoon characters.

Inwould reject the notion the Tolkien is less 'realistic' I think the Lord of the Rings more encapsulates what it means to exist, nature, and the universe then ASOIF.

Tolkien’s lines were mind meltingly fire. This still holds up

If an author somehow manages to mention c.s lewis in his rap,then quiet frankly, my dear boy, thou is fucked

One of the best ERB beats ever and oh yea, George you’re good at writing death scenes so write one for yourself because GODDAMN

Tea baggins my nutz

"Even the names of your characters suck."
Says a dude who names medieval people shit like "Ned" and "Jaime".

Still great :)

I wear thongs

Do Charles Manson v Marilyn Manson

Tolkien wins

J.R.R talkien always inspired to follow the better voice in the World, theater AND others 😅

Love the Grampa vibes Tolkien gives

this, and oppenhiemer vs thanos are probably the most one sided fights in erb history

Tolkien could have spit a whole bar in elvish. He studied and created his own language.

do i even need to say it?

obiously tolkien won via books and raps

Best rapper: Martin. Sickest cuts: Tolkien.

AYE AYE & NOT ANOTHER DEATH FACTORY WAR VI 45 PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP RULES WITH CHRISTIAN FAITH & JESUS CHRIST SAVES

"every time I battle it's return of the king" oh yessss!

"Elvish lines, I spit with precision,
From Shire to Mordor, I own the division.
Hobbit-sized foes, you're lacking the vision,
With every word I drop, I make a cataclysm.

Got that One Ring flow, call it my obsession,
Gandalf in the cut, teaching life’s lessons.
Dark lords try, but can't halt my progression,
Middle-Earth's MVP, no second-guessing.

Mirkwood, Rivendell, or deep in the mines,
My rhymes shine brighter than elven designs.
Ents in the back, they're stomping the pines,
With this Middle-Earth swag, I'm breaking the confines."

Louis Sachar and J.K.Rowling pleasee

tolkien legit invented modern fantasy thats why its generic because everyone else copied him

George Martin won. Though Tolkien is still better in so many ways

Ask lwd zeppelin, kulla me every t

Lol every fan knows that Martin is a huge fan of Tolkien. Tolkien is just brilliant he created a whole language for some species of his books...and Martin well even that I love Song of Ice and Fire.. Ya know where's the ending.. Tolkien it's the winner no matter what.

Best Flow: Tolkien
Best Disses: Tolkien
Overall Winner: Martin

Tolkien beat his goofy ass lol 😅