my roommate sh*t on the floor (w/ Geoffrey James) | Perfect Person Ep. 54

DUA LIPA, BRITTANY BROSKI, CONAN GRAY, AND EMMA would all be giggly guests!!!!!! i can’t wait to see them on the show

me just now finding out atorvastatin is a 'heavy' medicine? with me my high cholesterol always feels like one of the least of my problems lol I didnt even know atorvastatin is a more intense medicine to healthy people. I wonder if levothyroxine is too then?

omg Geoffrey is SUCH a good like, mirror for Miles - you guys both have the exact same humour

does anyone else never skip the ads because Miles's delivery is always hilarious ?!

One of my favorite podcasts from trypod is when headgum was there! 🎉❤

Geoffrey you are memorable. Its that we all know who Miles is in this space. We love him and if we where actually on the phone with him we'd be focused on him and in aww alittle.

Please make snowball live podcast, honestly that would be amazing

how old is Mandy? does she have an undiagnosed mental illness ? she sounds like she needs help.

I wanna take this time to say I really appreciate you, Geoff. I love shitting on you but you're genuinely my favorite comedian and I don't know what I'd do if you didn't exist.

You ain't a perfect person tho

Patiently waiting for you to have Wayne Brady on the podcast 😊🤞😅

Miles asking "Did you just fall down a well?" took me out.🤣

I'm not even to the calls yet and this is my favorite episode 😂 the vibes between you two are ✨️immaculate✨️

i love geoffrey, you aren't forgettable sweetie

The health anxiety vibe is so real 🙏 thank you for sharing!!

This is just a fantastic duo imo

Discussing someone dumping on the floor and then immediately into an add spot for a meal service. Impecable.

Hey hey, I also have hyperfamilial cholesterolemia and take rosuvastatin. My arteries are squeaky clean (40yrs old) and I take the medication in the evening. I've personally not experienced any side effects from the medication. Stay active, it's a big help!

TIL that there is a video portion to the pod!

there is no world in which i would TEXT THE GROUP if I 💩on the floor ... I would have cleaned up, burned my rug, and taken that information to my grave.

As someone from and currently in Kentucky, Geoffrey is correct it is scary and bad.

I mean earplugs would have solved Geoffrey's paper thin walls issue! 😅

Hard f bomb in the first minute 😂 i hope your adsense is okay!

Woah hey robs gonna get another zoom call

ok so literally theres NO WAY my life is real. I watched this in the morning today before heading to work. I work for my college doing orientation so we live in the dorms. Tonight a group of orientation students is staying overnight . . . and one of them SHIT ON THE FLOOR. LIKE THERES NO WAY MY LIFE IS REAL. AND NOT THE BATHROOM FLOOR EITHER . . . THE LITERAL HALLWAY. i cant have peace

That is super weird, I went to a cardiologist for the first time today and just happened to be listening to this afterward. But I too have the fear I am just going to suddenly have a heart attack, and that'll be it.

Miles, you should feature the person who sings/created your "Advise that will go for Miles" Theme Song as a guest because they are clearly a perfect person for creating that song for you. It would be like a "where are they now?"

A little peeping garbage 😂 That whole call. That nickname was jarring.

Miles, how could you do that to Dua!!

Geoff is a top-tier perfect person guest, honest and hilarious!

I want to know how many clicked on the Every Plate ad that was perfectly placed mid shit-seeping-into-carpet story

Geoff is SUCH a good guest. Hope he keeps returning :)

dream guest isn't dua lipa?

I don't trust "Cleopatra" because she called in multiple times so what is her real problem? Also, what is keeping her from just communicating with "garbage?" "Cleopatra" seems shady...

I LOVE the idea of the royal rumble
Edit: Please bring Geoffrey back 🥹

the look on their faces when the caller said that "garbage" compared a house fire to being born on 9/11 made me LOSE IT AHAHAHAHA

You guys are the same person and I love it. A Geoff and Reilly episode would be great

Truly what a perfect episode!! I've never laughed so hard at a podcast before

ganty here! life has been kicking my ass lately and i thought my call would be on next weeks pod so this was such an uplifting surprise. thank you, geoff, and the other perfect people in the comments for your kindness and advice. it truly means a lot 🫶🏻❤️

the lesbian dilemina is literally too real and i hate how many people ive heard this same thing from

Literally NEED an episode with both Geoffrey and Reilly. Two ALL TIME guests. Was gutted to learn that it was close to happening before but didn't.

Literally so sad that the only segment I missed & wanted to watch of Geoff’s 24 livestream is GONE!!!! Love y’all together, great ep <3

I find it interesting that both the first caller and Miles have roommates who could potentially shit on the floor. Life is wild.

wild fake name for the first call btw

GANTY, FROM ONE SAPPHIC TO ANOTHER... that girl has an anxious-avoidant attachment style and it is NOT your fault!!! she gets cold feet when y'all get too serious, and when you're casual she's all up on you, then ices you out only to cal you back up??? nope. nope. you deserve better, and BELIEVE ME, there are many many rainbow fish in the sea. i also prescribe the following taylor swift songs: You're On Your Own, Kid; The Last Time; State of Grace; Treacherous; All Too Well; illicit affairs; gold rush; closure; it's time to go.

trust meeee (especially the lower case titles)