10 ways to completely break Skyrim's intro

FOR FREE?

Love how doug turned French when he set the FOV to 160

i love how the egg examples actually worked out

There is only one way to crack an egg. And thats to break the shell.

On the 3rd break, I had a time where lokier made it past the arrows and kept running. I believe he made it back to rorikstead

more like EGGducation

I once had Skyrim break so spectaculary that not only was the combat music stuck on infinately, I tried to fix it by restarting the game. The title screen, after loading back up... Was the combat music. I thought I broke the cartridge. It still randomly fucks up the music. Turning the actual game off was not enough. Restarting the console, redownloading the DLC, nothing. It kept doing it for hours.

Oh i get it! Breaking the skyrim intro is kind of like cracking an egg and inside the egg is you but also inside the egg is a tower and also inside the egg is a wheel. but the spokes of the wheel are the towers but if you turn the wheel sideways it looks like a tower which are the spokes but also if you look at the wheel sideways it looks like “I” which is you. but the egg is just an image like the shell is just one layer and theres like the yolk and the goopy shit surrounding the yolk so like its just an illusion and individuality is a lie because nothing is real but i am real and I am and i are all we and what the fuck do you mean its a dream i aint even tired but like if you break alduin and prevent him from coming you break the wheel which is in the egg that you broke already and mantle the godhead and reach the Psijic endeavor so like i guess its a good omelette. This clears everything up thanks Doug! oh fuck i burnt it shit fuck dick ass fuck.

i didnt like argonians ill put it out there but now all i think about is argonians...i saw an argonian staring at me from down the street i grabbed my weapon and defeated him before rushing back home to play more skyrim forever trapped and haunted by argonians...
but they are extremely great guys:) 10/10.0000001 cus they dont have extra unarmed damage for some reason.

i once somehow got alduin to miss the tower in the beginning so they just kept flying around, just by making the first stormcloak to die 10x size.

I'm upset about the ostrich egg

It's amazing to me after all this time that Doug took mom Fieri's wishes to heart and made the channel all about learning.

if you use the (tfc) command when you are at the block you just walk in place

Can you use console commands if you're playing on xbox and if so how

This all just works

Man, it’s weird that I’ve been watching you since before I got pregnant with my kid who is now 3 years old. This was the first stream I ever caught the whole thing, start to end. I still remember how we spent ages doing cac and caq over and over to try to get the “Yes! YES!!!” sound in order to make it a cheer sound or something. A wonder waste of time lol

Just add 100x more eggs and it's HowToBasic but with Skyrim

I remember when i played skyrim on xbox 360 and literlary my second playthrough somehow lokir survived and i didnt do anything but he was despawned and i was sad

its been over 3 years and I still don't know the diameter....

Dougest dougert

Use the kill commands on the horse

It sucks to know that DougDoug was the one who disabled me

I kinda wanna see the reverse video: how much can you messwith the intro WITHOUT breaking it ^^°

AMAZING ENDING

Surprised for the Complete All Quests one you didn't say "Which makes sense because you can't make an omelette if you already...made...the omelette."

"Join us next week when we learn the precise diameter of Alduin's anus. Which makes sense because.." that part right at the end literally had me in tears, tears running down my face. This dude is hilarious. I Only just discovered him.

I love you guys and this community 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

I just forget my refresh rate's at 144Hz like a dweeb

I love the removal of the chopping block where everyone stands in awkward silence

Watching in 2024, it's real odd to see fs in chat as opposed to o7s lol

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So, the cheese doug dropped is a norwegian cheese. Fitting, for a video on skyrim.

The first time I played Skyrim with console access, I used setrace on the carriage driver to turn him into a dragon.

That broke everything immediately.

I also turned myself into a wolf and couldn't get my hands unbound because I couldn't enter the keep.

Well, I guess this was educational in a way on how to cook eggs easier ^^ "Inside joke"

"Lets not keep the gods waiting for us"

Teleports to sovngarde

"Learning's more important than pain. Profound indeed.

Yeah yeah yeah "c" "o" "c" command. Clearly not man enough to say it's one true name.

Ah yes, my favourite Skyrim commands - COC and SAQ.

Still waiting for that anus drop

I think the quest thing is more like if you made every single egg in the world teleport to your house. There's so many all at once that they practically break on their own, and now you have the world's biggest omelette (the whole game crashes instead of just the intro).

10 ways to break the skyrim intro scene

1. play the game

YES! KILL!

What if you did all these commands at the same time 😂. It would be an absolute chaos! 😂

Title: Ten Ways to Completely Break Skyrim's Intro

Why does Doug think he can teach us ten ways to completely break Skyrim's intro? Because if anyone knows how to break things, it’s a bald guy with a track record of failing at 2D platforms—much like a divorce breaking a marriage! It’s like watching someone try to microwave a Hot Pocket while giving relationship advice; the results are bound to be catastrophic and hilarious. If Doug keeps chugging olive oil while attempting these “breaks,” he might end up sliding right out of Skyrim and into his basement, where his chat is plotting their great escape. At this rate, we might have to rename it “How to Escape the Basement 101”—now that’s a class everyone would sign up for! Babagaboosh!

Loll after the cart rolled away, they all just looked like disgruntled hitchhikers waiting at the world's saddest bus stop.

don't worry, those eggs were expired. We're not here to waste food, we're here to learn