SCP-079 Explained (Fullscreen)

Did I really have you gamers wait 8 months for a 2 minute video?

I’m pretty sure if you said anything after the spastic nerd stutter it would be funny.

“Hoobadububda, siiiiir, why do we have to juju on the beat?”

Only infantry can outsmart the scientists

Russuan badger 2.0. God i love the animation good job keep it up

3008 has to pay taxes

Idea to beat 3008 the irs

The reason why SCP-079 has multiple breach doors to its containment even though it cant move is so other hostile factions such as the chaos insurgency cant get a hold of it.

WHAT IS BLUD YAPPING ABOUT?!?!

“I am SCP-079 and I can look at your search history, MUAHAHAHAHA! WHAT THE FU-“

Put the pc in water-

scpwyatt I am here to inform you that the peanut has breached containment and is heading for your location

That guard is an SCP since he can not only survive both Plague Doctor and Shy guy but also talk 079 into going into sleep mode and making it stupid

I my god what is this thing is this a show

Bro doesn't know what is 2+2

I hate how true this is -dr wing

please make more

Hey dork and dorker lol

Still missing an arm from 049

I AM THE SMARTEST THING ON THIS PLANET AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

No you're an idiot

CALCULATING YOU ARE CORRECT I AM A DUMB DUMB

@Site_42

As an SCP fan, these videos are hilarious

He really put effort in the SCP's voice

Do SCP-035 explained.

Do you still play secret lab?

what if scp 173 tries to snap a fish because they don't have necks?

He's going in for the vending machine

Now i want a tale or something where everyone just deides to gaslight 079 on like everything making it like really stupid or insane

Did anyone see that Mr beast poster

LOL nice animation

Shy guy is looking kinda blocky..🤨

Ask the “superrrr smart and intelligent computer” to generate you a new arm, how bout dat

Ans it still can't run minecraft with shaders

Less the 20 seconds in and In already laughing

Honestly why dont we just use AA batteries to stop any cataclysm cuz if they can stop an entire scp it has to be an unmatched force right?

What happens when you push scp-014 over

Yoo he has a hat now he changed it

Can't SCP foundation just install every possible computer virus on SCP 079 and watch him suffer

Why did mal0 flash onto the screen of 079 after he recalculated the sum of two plus two?

4.2 trillien shuttles with advanced nuclear missiles and space dabreis ammeters. What are debrei ammeters you may ak well it is just a box full of fine dust that when desperst at orbit well cause satilights to in orbit to get pelverized due to a lack of armor and going at orbial speeds wich are very high speeds not as fast a light or sub light but fast enph to destroy satilights in orbit.

157 anti matter uzainuim fusion bombs ready

It would have been funny if the SCP guard guy said back at the white lab coat guy the following "Never" in that funny like cartoon like setting

It’s impressive that the computer knows it SCP designation and nickname.

No 2+2 is 22

Time to watch “Dork, Dorker, and Dorkest”

Lol

Don’t go near our vending machines 💀

SCP-079 is just a Copy of ChatGTP.

Why is Thanos twerking

Yes