POV: You Are a Stupid Man Thing [SFM]

Those simp be like

it should have been me, it should have been me...


IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!

Resident Evil 8 Deleted Scene 😂

for a fact I know Ethan wouldn’t do this 😭

"Your probably wondering how i got into this situation"

"Harder, mommy!!"

And he gets launched up into space. Where he meets Wheatley and the Space Core.

Avarage spider mating be like:

Lets just say ethan probably wont even feel his rear for a while now💀

This is evidence that Ethan is bisexual

“Hell yeah”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

999999 Critical Hit

Oh how the tables have turned

How is this a punishment?

Oh yes mommy dimitrescu

"MILF Redemption" +18.

😂🍆🍑🍑

Where's Ted sallis
☹️

Post the full thing

POS 😂😂😂😂

Ethan winters got slapped so hard he become Ethan summers o.o

Ethan got new wheelchair and turn into Hector Salamanca

I was unironically terrified of Lady D, she made me panic fire more than once.

Ooof thats gotta hurt 😦

Ват стану атата

I remember seeing this but it was heavily edited with bass boosted music yet I can't find it. Unless I am tripping lol

Certainly better than getting stabbed by her Lady Deathstrike claws

This is what really would happen, because women have eyes in the butt

Real question is: who's holding a camera after she toss Ethan

For how long Ethan stood there he was totally asking for it 🤣

We'll Be Right Back! 😂

Not quite an L

Oh how the turn tables

This hits harder than my mother

he knew the risks...he went in prepared

You know what I really like about her model? The fact that you can see the veins, the stretch marks and wrinkly skin.

R.I.P Ethan

Me in any horror scenario 👇

(Insert bugs bunny shooting meme)

🧛‍♀️💥🔫😐

Lady D: Stupid man thing!

Ethan: All according to olan.

"Stupid man thing"
"STUPID MAN FILTH"

I see no difference between her or the orcs of Middle Earth.

Ethan will need a wheelchair. 😁😝🍑🏸

NOOOOOOO, She doged the ultimate slap. Ethan has Emotional Damage

Heavy risk...but the prize...

Ethan Tease & Flying Swatters on Lady Dimitrescu 😂

The safeword is Racoon City.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alcina : oh hey wall-
* Ethan abt to smack her ass with the fly swatter *
* Alcina grabs ethan * Alcina : Stupid Man-Thing!
Ethan's Mind : fuck- I'm Screwed-

Ethan: the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.