The Quest for the Blue Checkmark

Welcome to the first and hopefully last episode of Twitter Geographic, because I never want to spend any more time covering this garbage website.

trying to have an opinion on twitter is like trying to feel happy while masturbating.

This has not aged well at all LMAOOOOOO a lot of this does not apply to twitter today lol, twitter is still a shit pool.

This have not aged well at all

This aged well

No wonder people kvetched so hard when Musk changed the whole checkmark thing.

To be fair 2017 was the Year of the Internet’s “sanitation” by someone or something….

"Ok everybody, how do we address this non-existent perception that the blue checkmark is an endorsement?"
"Gatekeep it from anyone who isn't a real celebrity, journalist, or brand!"
"Charge unreal amounts of cash!"
"Maybe just say it isn't an endorsement?"
(Gets throws out window)

It's amazing how, year after year, I keep thinking there's no way Twitter could possibly get worse, and then they introduce something even dumber than anyone with half a brain cell could've ever imagined.

Billy Mays: But Wait! There's more!

until today twitter is still like this

Man what a time to be alive when the bluecheckmark has become the exact opposite of what it is today.

well

Now for the low, low price of $8 a month!

Seems this is all for naught now after our overlord musk took over twitter

all of that for something that is just ate dollars now lol 😂

And now you can just buy one haha

The comment section then: Wow, twitter is unfair!
The comment section now: Wow, 8$ exists!

He should definitely do a follow up on the elon era but it might be too early

This has aged really well.

goodness is this outdated

what is that twitter app? Apparently it doesnt exist anymore...

Atleast Twitter solved this issue

Now twitter isn’t even twitter anymore lol this is something I’m glad didn’t age as well as the other videos

3 years later. Twitter completely changed that Blue Checkmark now, It’s a Subscription Service now, and Twitter is Called X

And now, there's no twitter left to speak of. The video is now an interesting record of a historical oddity.

You'll have to rename it into X Geographic

This video managed to age BOTH good and bad at the same time lmfaoooooo

Hey we are basically watching History now!

To think anyone cared about being verified on Twitter is just crazy to think about now.

well. this aged well

No matter the timeline of this platform, screw them bluecheckmark people.

Watching this today I wild

And now we have Elon

Elon just killed Twitter as well. Unverified accounts can only view 600 posts a day. You can do that in 10 minutes.

I wonder if this emp guy knows who dankmus is?

You are a Real One Thank You

Real Nigga out here: EmpLemon. Thanks Emperor.

welp now we laugh

Careful what you wish for. Lucky for you, now everyone can be verified! All it takes is $8!

It’s funny that the blue badge went from “people are dying to get it” to “look at this loser” lmao

Hope the thousands of dollars were worth it, Cowbelly!

Little did we know what Elon would bring once he came into office and now there’s $8 to spend