Bayonetta 3 - Uncivil Synopsis

I absolutely hated 3 with a passion, and still do. Relearning moves with new weapons, soundtrack is forgettable, and is a complete mockery of Bayonetta 1 and Bayonetta 2. I can’t even look at Origins, and will walk away when Bayonetta 4 is announced. Bayonetta is Cereza’s nickname since she was in a coma for 500 years, and isn’t a mantle to pass down. Thank you for saying what’s been on my mind since the game debuted.

"They're making 9/11 look like 7/11" 😂

You should know that hideki kamiya is an actual manchild and a huge fan of the MCU, so he did his damn best to shove as much multiversal endgame dr strange type shit into this game as he could while understanding absolutely nothing about multiverse theory, instead deciding that each universe is now representative of a real world location?!?

not a single falsehood was uttered in this video.

ugh, i dispise all the weird lipstick colors

ugh, how many times can you rip your own heart out? cheesy

Exactly

wow, now Bayonetta is a train conductur

In the case of the Jeanne stuff, the reason she’s less powerful is shown in the first cutscene of the side chapters. The labs got something that stops her from using most of her stronger de on related attacks. Only things she’s got is bullet arts and witch time. I don’t entirely know how it works I just know it’s the reason Jeanne can’t use some of her stronger abilities

Edit: ok I’m watching this and as much as I can’t stand this games story by any means, so,e of these takes about it feel very disingenuous. The Egypt thing happened because of phantom, the powerful flame or whatever caused him to Implode leading to the black hole.

i've never played a single bayonetta game these videos are just too good to not watch

I subbed

His commentary perfectly portrays how shit the story is

Uncivil synopsis IS THE HYPEST SH!%.

It’s a shame this game was so THIS, cuz it turned off so many people to Bayonetta Origins as a result which has the best artstyle of the series, and the story actually makes sense, is coherent, and actually rivals Bayo1 for best story of the series, and the characters aren’t dumbed down for plot reasons. I hope once Bayo3’s destruction ceases, more people try Origins cuz so much love went into it and it restored some of my faith in the series (while also recontextualizing Bayo3’s ending to make way more sense and actually undo what people thought happened)

Hideki actually said that Bayonetta 4 is go be more of the same. If that's the case, then one must know when it's time to move on. Bayonetta was cool, but as Singularity once said in a quote, "I think that's quite enough for me."

I like Bayo 3’s gameplay a lot, and the weapons and boss fights are super cool, but I agree that the story sucks. I hate the Arch-Eve/Arch-Adam bullshit so much, and it’s ironic considering Bayo & Luka have so little scenes together in the game supposedly focused on their romance.

I hope you do an Uncivil Synopsis on Bayonetta Origins. It’s a prequel but it’s got stuff related to B3 in it, so your response could be interesting.

i had tears in my eyes watching this, i'm so happy you uploaded this😂

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Woah! Watching this video was an experience! I never cared much for Bayonetta, but you really hooked me for the entire video! You never fail to entertain, Sam!

This is the most underrated channel. It's like AVGN on crack

Glad to see another upload good sir! I’m willing to be you’ll be tackling either Bayonetta Origins or Resident Evil 4 Remake next?

Bayo 3 was trying to be Devil May Cry 5 so bad that it failed. Even tried to do a Vergil x V mix when they added crappy Viola...

I love your videos man. Thanks for being you

God, this story was bad, and I'm saying this as someone who's fine with Bayonetta and Jeanne dying on a conceptual level. Also to clarify, Bayo 1 and 2 are separate universes with events happening to play out identically until Jubileus being defeated.
ALSO, I think there's a chance for Viola to be cool in Bayo 4. Nero was a fucking loser in DMC4 with a lame ass moveset and in 5 he became a lot better

Amazing as always, thanks for the drop!

Rangers forever Bayonetta

This is beat for beat almost exactly what happened to No More Heroes 3. Another long awaited game that's the 3rd entry to a niche action series. The first game was an all time classic, the 2nd game has the best art direction but played it too safe and was basically the same thing over again.
They both have a story focused side game and the 3rd game turned out to be controversial. The difference is when the side game that ties into the big number 3 comes out. Travis Strikes Again came out before NMH 3 and Cereza and the Lost Demon came out after Bayonetta 3.

In my opinion both games ended up being awesome I had a lot of fun while playing them. They actually try to evolve the formula of their respective series and I'd go as far, yes they're flawed but they're also awesome.
They are good games and I'm tires of having to pretend they are not.

As someone who bought and played Bayonetta 1 (and 2) after watching your first video on the series, I held off on buying 3. I kept hearing bad shit about it and apparently it was a good choice because what in the entire fuck was this??

Once again killing it, as usual. Looking forward to the next video

That was great.

My man❤

Loool I LOVE your catchphrases dude, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOU!!! SO SHITS SUPER FUCKED

That ending.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

YESSSSSSSSSS HE’S BACK!!!!!!!!!

The return of the King! 😊🎉🎉🎉🎉.

yeah didn't get get Bayo3 when it came out and still haven't heard it was disappointing, it doesn't seem that bad but clearly went through development hell with all these level gimmick ideas and just the absurd plot and the whole Bayo's VA drama

Kinda both worried and looking forward to if they make a 4, they could learn from this and make a clear direction for the game but probably have to asspull a lot of stuff to bring Bayo and Jeanne back to life which I'm like sure they will >.>

For all the faults Bayo 3 has, I’m glad that it gave you the opportunity to produce this amazing content

Literally thought today "when is the Bayonetta 3 synopsis is coming?" And boosh here it is!! Still love the FF7 synopsis!

As someone who doesn't know shit about Bayonetta aside from this video and the Smash Bros trophies, it feels like this game was going for some over the top anime/Endgame vibes, but without any actual writing to corroborate it.

To elaborate, The villian constantly and unreasonably kicking everyone's ass gave off "Look how much stronger this guy is than everyone before him!" vibes, ala a DBZ villain annihilating everyone after they've gained a power up from the previous arc.
The "every universe Bayonetta teams up" is straight out of Avengers Endgame.
The characters constantly dying is probably an attempt to evoke the strong emotions of similar situations in games like Kid Icarus Uprising and Chrono Trigger.
The "passing of the torch" ending feels like an attempt at retaining profitability while still having these insane moments in the story. It's like "OK, we made this story with all of insane, irreversible decisions and effects on the plot that should kill the series, but we want to sidestep the effects of the problem instead of attacking the cause of it."

Just an observation I had.

Yes! another uncivil synopsis, my day just got better

appreciate the upload bro!

Your videos are so great thanks for a new one

Ugh, multiverse. Where writing goes to die. Soon as I hear the word, I'm out.
Good ass video though! Love your stuff dude. Been watching for years, you're one of maybe 4 gaming channels that I still keep up with. Totally worth it!

THE RETURN OF THE KING

Your videos are always great. Can’t wait to see a Tears of the Kingdom video when/if made.

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Tone deaf anyone?