I Was Followed By Secret Service In D.C.

Voosh has talked about wanting to do standup before and this story would absolutely KILL it, ngl

Vaush is Xi Jinping's greatest solider, to me

Detained for autism and finding things cool.

I probably would have flexed my arms and asked "you mean except for these guns?"

"Entranced by the novelty of the situation" basically amounts to "you got an extremely entertaining tourist experience for free"!

And till this day… vaush still somehow manages to evade the authorities. 🙃

This is like the 4th time he’s talked about thid

This is cover story of how voosh got recruited by the cia. He was scouted, the wrestling joke got the attention needed. Vauch lied about saying no to going to the building.
HES A FED
HES A FED
HES A FED

Vaush schizophrenia era 😍

I guess cops can’t play solitaire lol

Well, your not 20 and carrying an AR15

They wouldn't have followed you if you had a rifle lol

Secret Service follows just about everyone in DC I've been there enough times to see it

One thing I noticed is that Washington DC has a lot of basement stuff, the city is evidently just as underground as it is on the surface.

The fbi should follow your harddrive.

Let me get this straight, you went to DC to observe and point out the defensive structures, which is just stupid, and you were surprised/angry to be detained?

Just how do you think we protect the critical assets there?

It's because of your disparaging comments about subs, I'm convinced of this.

Didn't the sniper that took out the shooter have tattoos on his arm?

💯 what I would've done lol

US Cops are trained by the IDF

never go to a second location or say yes for the funny
the dychotomy of man

Considering your history of stochastic terrorism, I’d say this is unsurprising.

oh my god they tried to k*ll vowsh!

I'm 34 years old and have talked to a policeman twict. Once for riding my bike one the footway when I was 16, once when I went to get my gun (the kind that just makes noise) license. He asked me why I needed that license, had a good look at me and that was that.

Wow, howd you get busted for pointing out the obvious defence positions in DC, i love doing that while giving personal tours in DC all the time

Never a secret they are around, always identifiable by the lapel badge.

Someone had to talk to his lawyer before posting

Vowsh gangstalking arc?

If vaush was black then story would get a lot darker

Well Vaush, you are a self admitted informant so it makes perfect sense.

In my city, my 71 years old father keeps being told by cops , young enough to be his grandkids," You look suspicious!" since the 1980s at least.

It's a job that psychopaths are attracted to and because they have no ability to read other people as well as they think they can, there is a lot of time wasted on false alarms.

Officer, I am clearly autistic and these engineering feats are neato

We got the secret service to laugh when they showed up and asked to come in. We denied them entrance to our group house. My boyfriend then asked, "So if you are really secret service, what's the secret?"

Goonch bad

vaush has schizophrenia?

DC & LA are so different. DC is literally built in the shape of a Faustian pentagram with one point at the White House, whereas LA just embodies that general energy.

Vaush had zero Rizz that time

Gotta watch your words I guess, haha.

The minute he said ungloved I cringed. Terrifying injury

Yeah that never happened

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Vaush (CIA agent) covering up the fact that he met with his handlers while visiting DC.

The US is a scary place really. As much as Vaush laughs about this, he seems quite cool with the capital city of his country being basically a warzone with bunkers all over the place and secret agents patrolling the place. Dude, that’s not how other capitals in the world look or feel like.

They were just trying to settle a bet: "Is that a woman or a man?"

ngl the fact that this is said as a funny anecdote and not as a dystopian horror story is fascinating on so many levels

Bro - you totally missed the forest for the trees. They had no interest in your discussions with your friend. You are on a watchlist. They have cameras everywhere there. Thats how and why you were followed.

when they called all of us soldiers to guard DC after the January 6 riots, some of us worked with the secret service pulling security blocking off roads n stuff....yes they act exactly like they do in the movies. ( also my whole unit got wiped out by covid lol good times.)