Chinese History be like

Roman history be like:
>Emperor Chadecus Maximus dies
>His son Coomerus the younger becomes emperor
>Commerus is only interested in throwing large games and feasts and fucking everything that moves
>The empire goes bankrupt
>The senate and pretorians didn't get new villas
>They get mad and kill Coomerus
>100000 guys declare themselves emperor
>Gaint battle royal
>Empire weakens
>Barbarians and Persians invade
>General Gigachadecus Prime wins
>Gigachadecus fixes everything
>Gigachadecus dies
>Repet

Xue hao piao piao

The crazy thing is, it all sounds completely possible in the context of chinese history, the only thing noticeable is the trillions dead

Modern European history be like: And this new jerk tried to start the Roman Empire again, half a billion dead.

real voice > ai voice

The jade dragon god of mass casualties

- Chao Ling takes power
- 247 milion parish

That's huge

Roman history be like:
Emperor Biggus Dickus,also know as the man with the biggest DiCk on earth,has ordered the execution of 50000 straight guy just because he is gay.
Biggus Dickus get overthrow by the Senate because they're mostly straight.
And then his son Ambatukamus Coomerus became the new Emperor.
He fixes everything.
The roman waged a war with the Holy Khanate of Coomania
and exhausted their military power.
And Ambatukamus Coomerus passed away.
100000000000 declared themselves Emperor.
Battle Royale
Empire collapse
Barbarian declare themself roman empire's successor
Repeat

Most peaceful day in Ancient China

Years ago, I was Chinese.

Indian history be like: general myuamdyu created a underwater city made out of only gold and a advanced system of floating houses and vehicles using some unkown energy, but later disappeared into thin air and was never seen again

Chinese History be like:

Village of 100 million rises against the Emperor.
1 billion dies. ( may them rip )
New Emperor

repeat

...

If China hadn't spent so much time fighting amongst itself for most of history it could likely have been a huge world spanning empire. They invented gunpowder for goodness sake.

Chinese history gotta be the most boring in the world.

Chinese history would make the Imperium of Man blush

no event in ancient china has happend without atleast 40 million dead

>Chao Ling takes power
>247 million perish

If I had one coin every time China is conquered by barbarians who educated the Chinese, I would have about 4 coins which is not much but it is surprising that it happened so many times.

This video contains 0 percent intelligence. The person who uploads this is unknowlegable and talking bullshit.

I’d say this is one of the calmer debates that occurred in china

“40 trillion casualties; civilians eaten alive” would be a great name for a heavy metal album 🎸 👨‍🎤

Edit: I love how a lot of these videos contain the recurring theme of “the barbarians conquered us, but then after marrying our women, they became so pussywhipped that they assimilated into our culture”

Anyone have the source to the “red dragon pass”?

Chinese history in a nutshell:Unite,collapse,start a revolution and repeat.

40 trillion casualties is rookie number

U R a pinnacle of abbreviation, but a travesty of historians😵‍💫

You forgot to say “repeat” at the end

Small dispute in china

8 billion casualties

Chinese history be like:
Rebel Leader Ching Chong, with an army of 30 billion people battles Emperor Chang Cheng, who has a 15 billion people army at a farmland
900 billion perish

As a Chinese I can confirm this is true

Decisive Tang Victory

Repeat:

Is it just me or does the narrator kind of sound like John Linneman from Digital Foundry

You forgot the Yellow River flooding

Did I just witness a stone statue of a horny man with a giant dick sticking out?

I actually prefer the style without narration, it was more funny, i liked the sudden pop of text and made the shock more intense as i read.

Sun Tzu said that if you know your enemy and know yourself, you can fight a hundred battles with no danger of defeat, but it seems that China's opponents don't know it that well

These videos are just disgraceful and racist

Racist af

Chinese history be like:
-30 years of oppression and massive human rights violations
-2 year period of the most vile and insane shit imaginable
-45 million people die
-repeat for 3000 years

Love ur videos from China😊

AND HIS ARMY OF A BILLON

I dont know why but that sent me

The settings of Xianxia novels are not unrealist.
The setting for Immortal Sword Prodigy:

heavenly mandate moment

China history...

Mini world history

>Chao Ling takes power
>247 million people die