Chinese History be like

Chinese History be like

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@nuralibolataev4474
@nuralibolataev4474 - 07.05.2022 18:31

Roman history be like:
>Emperor Chadecus Maximus dies
>His son Coomerus the younger becomes emperor
>Commerus is only interested in throwing large games and feasts and fucking everything that moves
>The empire goes bankrupt
>The senate and pretorians didn't get new villas
>They get mad and kill Coomerus
>100000 guys declare themselves emperor
>Gaint battle royal
>Empire weakens
>Barbarians and Persians invade
>General Gigachadecus Prime wins
>Gigachadecus fixes everything
>Gigachadecus dies
>Repet

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@thatboiandy
@thatboiandy - 06.01.2024 13:47

Xue hao piao piao

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@a10goesbrrt28
@a10goesbrrt28 - 31.12.2023 16:47

The crazy thing is, it all sounds completely possible in the context of chinese history, the only thing noticeable is the trillions dead

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@reidboggs4344
@reidboggs4344 - 19.12.2023 06:28

Modern European history be like: And this new jerk tried to start the Roman Empire again, half a billion dead.

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@Set238
@Set238 - 29.11.2023 21:37

real voice > ai voice

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@zhiyako4032
@zhiyako4032 - 30.10.2023 17:35

The jade dragon god of mass casualties

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@--_5964
@--_5964 - 30.10.2023 16:54

- Chao Ling takes power
- 247 milion parish

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@kaiser6024
@kaiser6024 - 07.10.2023 07:43

That's huge

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@Pogger927
@Pogger927 - 01.10.2023 18:57

Roman history be like:
Emperor Biggus Dickus,also know as the man with the biggest DiCk on earth,has ordered the execution of 50000 straight guy just because he is gay.
Biggus Dickus get overthrow by the Senate because they're mostly straight.
And then his son Ambatukamus Coomerus became the new Emperor.
He fixes everything.
The roman waged a war with the Holy Khanate of Coomania
and exhausted their military power.
And Ambatukamus Coomerus passed away.
100000000000 declared themselves Emperor.
Battle Royale
Empire collapse
Barbarian declare themself roman empire's successor
Repeat

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@sprites4ever482
@sprites4ever482 - 13.09.2023 19:41

Most peaceful day in Ancient China

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@robertmiles1603
@robertmiles1603 - 07.09.2023 10:46

Years ago, I was Chinese.

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@thxcbo
@thxcbo - 04.09.2023 18:45

Indian history be like: general myuamdyu created a underwater city made out of only gold and a advanced system of floating houses and vehicles using some unkown energy, but later disappeared into thin air and was never seen again

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@plamenovcharov
@plamenovcharov - 04.09.2023 17:10

Chinese History be like:

Village of 100 million rises against the Emperor.
1 billion dies. ( may them rip )
New Emperor

repeat

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@johnharlanabila1740
@johnharlanabila1740 - 25.08.2023 16:37

...

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@cattysplat
@cattysplat - 22.08.2023 14:45

If China hadn't spent so much time fighting amongst itself for most of history it could likely have been a huge world spanning empire. They invented gunpowder for goodness sake.

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@lubomirtasev6310
@lubomirtasev6310 - 05.08.2023 16:11

Chinese history gotta be the most boring in the world.

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@ClocketteMaster
@ClocketteMaster - 01.08.2023 05:13

Chinese history would make the Imperium of Man blush

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@ovetown3184
@ovetown3184 - 31.07.2023 22:35

no event in ancient china has happend without atleast 40 million dead

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@KlausBegowitzEsq
@KlausBegowitzEsq - 28.07.2023 05:11

>Chao Ling takes power
>247 million perish

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@pituman7777
@pituman7777 - 28.07.2023 01:32

If I had one coin every time China is conquered by barbarians who educated the Chinese, I would have about 4 coins which is not much but it is surprising that it happened so many times.

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@instinctphotography013
@instinctphotography013 - 20.07.2023 10:43

This video contains 0 percent intelligence. The person who uploads this is unknowlegable and talking bullshit.

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@i_oof8497
@i_oof8497 - 15.07.2023 19:02

I’d say this is one of the calmer debates that occurred in china

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@dihexa7256
@dihexa7256 - 06.06.2023 07:04

“40 trillion casualties; civilians eaten alive” would be a great name for a heavy metal album 🎸 👨‍🎤

Edit: I love how a lot of these videos contain the recurring theme of “the barbarians conquered us, but then after marrying our women, they became so pussywhipped that they assimilated into our culture”

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@AggronAaron
@AggronAaron - 02.06.2023 16:52

Anyone have the source to the “red dragon pass”?

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@subodhchand7269
@subodhchand7269 - 27.05.2023 14:53

Chinese history in a nutshell:Unite,collapse,start a revolution and repeat.

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@deruta37
@deruta37 - 22.05.2023 20:13

40 trillion casualties is rookie number

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@charleshayes2553
@charleshayes2553 - 19.05.2023 09:41

U R a pinnacle of abbreviation, but a travesty of historians😵‍💫

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@kevinp.h8655
@kevinp.h8655 - 06.05.2023 19:46

You forgot to say “repeat” at the end

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@nuclearbomb9483
@nuclearbomb9483 - 23.04.2023 18:02

Small dispute in china

8 billion casualties

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@saavedra7167
@saavedra7167 - 18.04.2023 02:47

Chinese history be like:
Rebel Leader Ching Chong, with an army of 30 billion people battles Emperor Chang Cheng, who has a 15 billion people army at a farmland
900 billion perish

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@heterodontosaurustucki
@heterodontosaurustucki - 16.04.2023 21:46

As a Chinese I can confirm this is true

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@kmstirpitz335
@kmstirpitz335 - 14.04.2023 12:10

Decisive Tang Victory

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@canadianrocker93
@canadianrocker93 - 13.04.2023 06:33

Repeat:

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@chemergency
@chemergency - 31.03.2023 23:23

Is it just me or does the narrator kind of sound like John Linneman from Digital Foundry

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@biteme9486
@biteme9486 - 25.03.2023 04:26

You forgot the Yellow River flooding

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@Cosmic_Monster
@Cosmic_Monster - 14.03.2023 17:59

Did I just witness a stone statue of a horny man with a giant dick sticking out?

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@GustavoSilva-ny8jc
@GustavoSilva-ny8jc - 18.02.2023 21:00

I actually prefer the style without narration, it was more funny, i liked the sudden pop of text and made the shock more intense as i read.

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@steenagil4877
@steenagil4877 - 17.02.2023 19:53

Sun Tzu said that if you know your enemy and know yourself, you can fight a hundred battles with no danger of defeat, but it seems that China's opponents don't know it that well

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@baronmemez
@baronmemez - 14.02.2023 00:03

These videos are just disgraceful and racist

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@baronmemez
@baronmemez - 14.02.2023 00:02

Racist af

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@2fortress4you
@2fortress4you - 11.02.2023 20:40

Chinese history be like:
-30 years of oppression and massive human rights violations
-2 year period of the most vile and insane shit imaginable
-45 million people die
-repeat for 3000 years

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@tonoslayer9880
@tonoslayer9880 - 06.02.2023 12:50

Love ur videos from China😊

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@dankmeme682
@dankmeme682 - 05.12.2022 06:05

AND HIS ARMY OF A BILLON

I dont know why but that sent me

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@MrSlug-ki9jl
@MrSlug-ki9jl - 01.12.2022 01:47

The settings of Xianxia novels are not unrealist.
The setting for Immortal Sword Prodigy:

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@extraditori6604
@extraditori6604 - 07.11.2022 13:23

heavenly mandate moment

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@FireboltPrime
@FireboltPrime - 04.11.2022 05:37

China history...

Mini world history

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@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 - 19.10.2022 02:08

>Chao Ling takes power
>247 million people die

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